WWE SURVIVOR

Chapter 4 – Are we there yet?

"I'm so cold!" Ashley moaned. "I could help with that baby" Chris Jericho said, rubbing his hands on her arms. "Randy, uh help me?" Ashley said, nudging him slightly. "Leave her alone Jericho" Randy said, putting his arm in between the two.

"Are we there yet?" John Cena asked impatiently. ""No" Randy replied. "Are we there now?" John asked again. "No, and if you ask one more time, I'll hit you" Randy replied.

"It's about 15 more hours before we get there" the pilot tells them. "Man, I could do with 15 more hours in here" said Trish, dipping her head under the warm water in the hot tub.

"I'll have a coke, with a little bit of vanilla ice cream on the top" Randy tells the bartender. "I'll have coke too!" Mickie tells the bartender. "Coming right up" he replies. "Actually, I don't think that's such a good idea" Trish says worriedly.

"Let her Trish, hopefully, with enough coke, she'll explode" Ashley says. "I think Ashley is jealous because Trish is my best friend and Ashley is the stupid tag along!" Mickie yells.

"Oh, you want some of this!" Ashley says, standing up. "Ladies, please don't fight over me!" John yells over the ruckus.

"Were not fighting over you!" Ashley yells. "Oh, ok, that's cool" John says, sitting down. "Finally some entertainment!" Shelton says excitedly. "Is there any popcorn?" Batista asks. "Right here!" Chris Masters says, tossing him a small bag.

"Guys stop!" Randy yells. He grabs Ashley's shoulders and sits her down. "Mickie, go sit in the cockpit, I bet Trish will come" Randy says kindly. "Oh goodie!" Mickie yells with excitement.

Mickie jumps into the cockpit. Randy slams the door behind her and locks it. "She is so gullible" Trish says, giggling. "Nice one Orton" John says, slapping him a high-5.

-- A long time later –

Everyone except Randy, John and Trish are sleeping. "Thank God everyone's asleep" Randy whispers. "They're much easier to manage this way" John replies. "I'm getting in the spa" Randy says, getting up. "Hot tub" Trish corrects him.

Randy emerges from the bathroom with yellow and black board shorts. "Those are cool man, where'd you get them?" John asks. "Don't know, my mom got them" Randy admits. "Awwwww, Randy's widdle mommy bought him some cutesy-wutesy shorts" John jokes.

"Those look good on you" Trish blurts out. "Gee, thanks, I guess" says Randy uneasily. He slides into the hot tub. Trish turns around and sees John grinning at her. You are so obvious Stratus he mouths at her. Trish pretends she didn't know what he just said. John just shakes his head and closes his eyes. Trish gets up and walks to the bathroom. A little while later, she comes out wearing a two piece black bathing suit. "Those look good on you" Randy smirks.

"Shut up Orton" Trish replies, lowering herself into the hot tub. "So, how's Raw?" Randy asks, trying to strike up a conversation. "Good, I suppose, Mickie James always gets in my way though" Trish replies. "Yea, she tends to do that" Randy comments, looking at the roof. "How's Smackdown?" Trish asks. "Could be better, I haven't won a match on Smackdown in a while" Randy admits. "You won the World Heavyweight Championship" Trish suggests.

"That was at No Mercy though, I'd like to win a match fairly for once, by using my finisher and getting the fair 3 count" Randy tells her. "I like your finisher, I think I might use it for mine, just call it something different" Trish smiles at him. "No way Trish, the RKO is trademark of Randy Orton and is only to be used by yours truly" says Randy smirking. "Please! Could you show me how to do it?" Trish asks. "Hmmm….no" Randy says defiantly.

"Please show me how to do it! I'll do anything!" Trish pleads with him. "Anything you say?" Randy says, rubbing his chin thoughtfully. "What? No Orton!" Trish says, dunking his head under the water.

-- Another long time later --

"Were going into land, so please fasten your seatbelts!" the pilot bellows over the intercom. The helicopter comes to a smooth landing at a helicopter pad on a large island.