DISCLAIMER I DO NOT OWN OURAN HIGH SCHOOL HOST CLUB IN ANYWAY SHAPE OR FORM

Haruhi slowly opened her eyes, looking up towards the ceiling. She wasn't sure but for some reason, it looked different. The color and lighting didn't quite the same.

"Haruhi?" she heard Tamaki say. At least she assumed it was Tamaki. It sounded like him, but at the same time not.

Haruhi slowly tried sitting up.

"Are you feeling alright?" she heard Kyoya ask. Like Tamaki though, he sounded a little off.

"What happened?" she asked weakly as she rubbed her face.

"The boss accidentally hit you on the head with your scepter," she heard Hikaru and Kaoru say. They too sounded not quite the same.

"I did not! It was your guys' fault!" Tamaki yelled back.

Haruhi moaned as she felt her head.

"I don't care who it is that hit me! Just stop yelling! My head can't take it!" she complained.

"We apologize Haruhi, we'll stop," Kyoya said.

"Thank you," Haruhi said as she rubbed her eyes.

"Here Haru-Chan, want to hold Usa-Chan?" Hunny asked.

Haruhi smiled as she felt the bunny being placed in her hands.

"Thank you Hunny-Senpai," she said as she finally opened her eyes to look at Usa-Chan. The minute she did she immediately noticed something different. Instead of being pure pink, Usa-Chan was now patched together with different types of material, none of them matching.

"What happened to Usa-Chan, Hunny-Senpai?" Haruhi asked as she looked over at him. It was was then she realized Hunny looked different too. Rather than have his usual cute puffy hair style, he had a more buzzcut. Also his uniform looked different. Instead of the standard blue blazer, Hunny's blazer was more of a light gray color.

"Hunny-Senpai, what happened to Usa-Chan? And to your hair?" Haruhi asked confused.

"My hair?" Hunny asked as he felt hia head, "is there something in it?"

"No," Haruhi started to say, "it's just, it looks, different."

"Different how?" Kyoya asked, "it could be a slight symptom of being hit on the head like you were?"

"You think so?" Haruhi said as she looked up at him, only to get another shock. "Kyoya-Senpai, um since when havd you had a ponytail?"

"I beg your pardon?" Kyoya asked as he felt his long flowing black hair tied neatly behind his back, "I've always had my distinct ponytail since the 4th grade."

"What?" Haruhi said confused.

"Do you think she lost a little bit of her memory when she was hit on the head?" she heard her twins say. Haruhi slowly followed their voices to see they too looked different. Instead of having their usual red hair, it was now a more dark brown color and a little longer, shoulder length.

"Okay, this is getting weird," she said.

"Haruhi! Don't worry! You'll get your memory back in no time!" Tamaki shouted as he suddenly got in his face like he usually did. Haruhi screamed before she got a good look at him. His hair was different too. Instead of being a more yellow color, it was a more orange color and much shorter.

"Tamaki-Senpai...," Haruhi said softly as she tried moving away from him out of fear.

"Do we still need the ice?" she heard Mori ask. Haruhi looked up and gasped at what she saw.

"Mori-Senpai, when did go bald?!" she asked.

"She's clearly lost it," said Hikaru.

"Maybe it's best she did," said Kaoru.

"That way she won't go crying to her father about it," they said together.

"What?" Haruhi asked, "what good would going to my father about you guys hitting me on the head do?"

"Oh gee, I don't know, maybe because he might have us all expelled," the twins muttered.

"What?! Why and how would my father get you all expelled? It's not like he's the chairman or something. Senpai's father is!" Haruhi said pointing at him.

An awkward silence filled the room.

"Yep, she's clearly lost it," the twins said together.

"I've lost it?!" Haruhi said as she struggled to get up from the sofa. As she did, she slowly came to realize the whole room was different. The floor was now purple. As was the sofa and love seats. Plus all the tables and chairs were all black.

"I, nothing here is," Haruhi muttered in confusion as she put her hands on her head. As she did she felt her hair was much longer than before, and it wasn't extensions either.

Haruhi whimpered scared when she started to noticed her sleeve. It was white. Haruhi looked down at herself and saw she was wearing a girls' uniform only it was white instead of yellow.

"I'm, in a dress?" she asked, "why am I in a dress?"

"It is standard girls' uniform for all female attending Kotoko High school," Kyoya said.

"Attending what?" Haruhi asked.

"Kotoko High School, a part of the elite Kotoko Academy," Tamaki said.

"It's was named after your mother Haru-Chan," Hunny said.

"What?" Haruhi said.

"Where The Hell Am I?!"

"Haruhi?" Tamaki said with worry right as Haruhi started to moan and stir.

"Are you feeling alright?" Kyoya asked.

Haruhi moaned. "Yes, I'm fine," she said in a voice that didn't quite sound like her. It sounded a little more posh and sophisticated. She gently waved her hand around.

"What happened exactly?"

"The boss accidentally hit you on the head with his scepter," said the twins.

"I did not! It was your guys' fault!" Tamaki argued back.

"Oh please! I don't care who's fault it was. Just please stop yelling," Haruhi ordered as she rubbed her face.

"We apologize Haruhi, we'll stop," Kyoya promised.

"Thank you," Haruhi said, "and don't worry, I shan't tell on my father. None of you will be expelled for this."

"Huh?" nearly everyone said confused.

"What she's talking about?" Hikaru asked.

"Haru-Chan, would you like to hold Usa-Chan?" Hunny asked.

"I'd be delighted to hold your little bunny, Hunny-Senpai," Haruhi said as she let Hunny put him in her arms. She then opened her eyes and started to looked confused.

"Hunny-Senpai, did you make a new Usa-Chan? This one looks almost professionally done."

"What do you mean?" Hunny asked.

"Where's all his cute little patchwork?" Haruhi asked as she looked his way, "for that matter, what happened to your hair?"

"My hair?" Hunny asked. Haruhi reached over and started to play with it.

"Where's your usual buzz cut?" She asked, "I mean, this look is cute and all. But I kind of like your buzz cute better."

"I've never had a buzz cut, Haru-Chan," Hunny tried to say.

"This could be a slight symptom of being hit on the head," Kyoya mentioned.

"Oh really?" Haruhi said as she looked up at him. She gasped. "Kyoya!" she said as she stood up and looked him over, "what on earth did you do to your ponytail?"

"I beg your pardon?" Kyoya asked.

Haruhi kept looking him over. "I suppose this look could work. You do look a little dangerous with it."

"I see," Kyoya said as he wrote down some notes.

"Boy how hard did the boss hit her with that scepter?" Hikaru and Kaoru both asked.

"And since when did you two have red hair?" Haruhi asked as she looked over at them too. "It makes you look evil, er."

The twins raised their eyes up to their hair then at each other.

"She's definitely lost it," they both declared.

"Don't you worry Haruhi! We'll get you best medical help money can provide to get you back to normal!" Tamaki said as he gripped her arms tightly.

"And how are you going to pay for that?" Haruhi asked in a mocking tone. "Also when have you ever been a blond? Actually looks good on you as well."

"What? Haruh don't you recognize your own daddy?!" Tamaki asked.

"Daddy? Now Senpai, you know you shouldn't be calling yourself that. Remember my father's threatened to expelled you for that," Haruhi said.

"What?" said nearly all the hosts.

"Since when have you started calling my father your father?!" Tamaki shouted.

"I don't," Haruhi insisted, "he's a nice guy and all, but I only have one father and he's all I need, thank you."

"Do we still need ice?" Mori asked as he came back in.

"Mori-Senpai, since when have you had hair?" Haruhi asked out loud.

"Hmm?" Mori said as he felt his head.

"Just what exactly are you boys up to?" Haruhi started to ask as she looke around. "Just what kind of game are you boys playing? I hope you're not planning on charging me with the bill."

"And why and how would we do that Haruhi?" Kyoya asked.

"I pay for everything else you do here," Haruhi said.

"Huh?" Hunny, Hikaru and Kaoru all said.

"And why on earth am I in a boys' uniform? Is this some kind of sick twisted joke, you boys are trying to play?"

"Um, no," Kyoya assured her.

"And why does it not have the same insignia?' Haruhi asked, "I mean where's the usual one? Why is it a different color as well?"

Kyoya-Senpai?" Kaoru said.

"Is Haruhi ok?" Hikaru asked.

"Let's try asking her a few simple questions," Kyoya suggested, "Haruhi, can you tell us your name?"

"Haruhi Fujioka of course," Haruhi said.

"And who is your father?" Kyoya asked.

"You should know Kyoya-Senpai, he is your chairman, Ryoji Fujioka," said Haruhi.

"Ranka? The chairman?" Hikaru and Kaoru said.

"And who is your mother?" Kyoya continued.

"Again, you should know this," Haruhi said, that school's named after her."

"You think the school's named after your mother, Haru-Chan?" Hunny asked.

"Well of course, Father named it after my mother after age died," Haruhi said, "why does it have this O symbol?"

"So as far as you're concerned, Haruhi, you are the daughter of the chairman of the elite Kotoko Academy?" Kyoya asked, "did I get that right?"

"Well yes, I mean it's not like it's not a well known fact," Haruhi said.

"I see," Kyoya said as he wrote everything down.

"What is exactly going here?" Because I'm starting to get the feeling that this isn't exactly where I belong!"

"Yeah that's kind of what we're starting to feel too," Hikaru and Kaoru said.

"Where is our Haruhi?!" Tamaki cried in anguish.