The Dating Game
Chapter 1
by. Brown Eyed Bakas
Disclaimer: Once and for all, we do not own Inuyasha.
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"Kagome-chan…"
Kagome turned to see Sango, Kagura and Ayame standing, arms crossed. A suspicious expression was sitting on their faces. Kagome took a deep breath.
"Um, yes?"
"What's the meaning of this?" Sango held out a piece of heart-shaped card. On it was a picture of a mutt. A cute mutt, but a mutt nonetheless.
"W-what do you mean?" Kagome's mouth twitched in mid-smile.
"Yes, I'd like to know too." Kagura shook her card, which had a picture of a hand-shaped mark on it.
"T-that's… you see…" Kagome scratched her head nervously.
"Kagome-chan." Sango looked menacing. "There's nothing between me and Inuyasha!"
The café quieted. A dull thud told them that Inuyasha had fallen off his seat.
"Uh, I can explain…" Kagome shuffled her feet. "See, I was bored one day, and I found very interesting pictures… oh, yes, I'm trying to get everyone to play Pictionary!"
"Kagome, you are a terrible liar…" Kouga sighed, and took Kagome's hand in his. "Which is why I love you so…"
"Kouga-kun…" Ayame snarled.
Kouga froze, and slowly made his way back to his chair.
"What's the meaning of this?" Sesshoumaru raised his eyebrow. "You mean to say that Inuyasha is, in fact, infatuated with Ayame?"
Inuyasha fell off his chair again.
"Baka, where the hell did you get that idea?" Inuyasha balled his hands into a fist.
"Well, seeing as you fell off your chair twice." Sesshoumaru replied, his voice flat. "And the redness of your face."
Inuyasha's eyebrow twitched.
"Ano…" Kagome scratched her cheek, her smile a bit too forced.
"Oi, Sesshoumaru," Miroku strutted over. "What's this?"
It was a heart shaped card. On it was the picture of Kouga.
The café silenced again, for a few seconds, before a brawl broke out.
"I knew it! YOU'RE GAY!"
"Urusei, Inuyasha."
"I AM NOT GOING OUT WITH SESSHOUMARU!"
"NOOOO! My Kouga is gay!"
"I AM NOT GAY!"
"Or so you think."
"SHUT UP MIROKU, at least I don't sneak into people's houses to look for frilly underpants!"
Sango closed her eyes, walked over and promptly dumped her mug of coffee on Miroku. "And you said you had nothing to do with it?"
"Sango…" A waterfall of tears flowed from Miroku's eyes.
"Well, at least he doesn't like men!" Ayame poked her index finger at Kouga's chest.
Kouga jumped back. "Nani? I don't like Sesshoumaru! He's a big fat… ice-cube!"
Sesshoumaru narrowed his eyes. "Big fat ice-cube? Did you just call me a big fat ice-cube?"
"If anyone's big and fat, it's Inuyasha." Kagura smirked and poked at Inuyasha's stomach.
"Well, at least I'm not gay." Inuyasha stuck his chest out proudly.
"Inuyasha." Sesshoumaru sighed. "You wore mother's under garments to bed for 3 years."
Inuyasha's face turned red. "Well…"
"Yes…?" Kagura pulled out a note-pad.
"I'm your brother!"
Everyone froze. A quiet murmur shook through the café.
Sango coughed. "Miroku's a virgin."
A gasp; and the murmuring grew louder. Kagura scribbled on her note-pad, which had the words 'Blackmail Material' written on it.
"Well, Sango flashed her high school teacher." Kouga stood his ground.
"Good times…" Miroku sighed contently, closing his eyes, replaying the scene.
"HENTAI!" Sango slapped Miroku. Inuyasha took the opportunity to punch Kouga.
And before long, a full-out brawl had started again.
Kagome blinked. "Ano… minna…"
"KAGOME CHEATED ON HER TEST IN GRADE 4!"
Kagome gritted her teeth, and pulled out a jug of coffee. She walked over and briskly dumped in on top of the pile of limbs.
Sadly, Sesshoumaru was standing on top.
And his precious hair was wet.
Kagura suddenly started to laugh, clutching her stomach.
"Here it comes…" Inuyasha whispered to Kouga, who giggled.
No one had ever seen Sesshoumaru mad. Until now that is.
But for certain reasons, we'll beep out the content.
Beep.
Drip…
Beep.
Drip…
Beep.
Drip…
"Guys, just so you know," Kagome called over her shoulders. "I ran out of whipped cream a month ago."
That left nothing to the imagination. Kagome held up a bottle of shaving cream.
If you were standing outside of the café, you would have thought a bomb exploded inside.
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Authors' Note:
Well, we really outdid ourselves on this chapter. We're usually boring, sad, depressing and useless. I'd say this was pretty funny…ish. Well, from our prospective it is. Sorry for the over-use of probable improper japanese word. We think it's too many subbed Japanese episodes of freaky shows… like Elfen Lied and Onegai Teacher. But for Onegai Teacher, we just… uh, stopped watching after ep. 2, for certain reasons or another.
Cough.
Anyways. Hoped you like this. And if you're confused about the slightly twisted so-called romance, look at last chapter's note, which should be the first thing you read after the title. And the word Prologue. And who it's by.
R + R !