I kinda wanna write a fic that's not dxd but I dunno on what, I have a few ideas so I'll just see with those. Anyway,

Reviews:

winddemon199: I mean I guess ¯\_(ツ)_/¯. To each his own on that lmao, but as for Riser's personality I'm not sure yet (which is why I didn't introduce him in this chapter).

Jarjaxle: he's probably gonna flip out which is really funny to me and yes he'll have the harem in this.

Logan: votes are closed my friend, sorry.

Someone: votes are closed pal.

Swaggy P: I'm glad you like it! (Also it's fine, I barely review on anything so I'm not even sure what's the proper etiquette to review a fic .-.

the title will make sense at the end I promise.

Chapter 16: Why I Want To Be A Hermit

-Misaki-

"So what is the actual point of this thing?" I asked looking at Azazel, who was currently munching on some pretzels.

"Well," He spoke between chews,"Rias is trying to get out of an arranged marriage with that blonde guy, Riser."

"Not that I blame her,"I started, grabbing a few chips from the large bowl myself,"He seems kind of arrogant and well douche-y."

"Actually,"Azazel spoke,"He's not. Extremely humble."

"Really?"

"Absolutely not," Azazel replied,"He's a peacock, a total preener. But he's from one of the Noble Houses in the Underworld and so is Rias, hence the arranged marriage."

"But wouldn't her parents listen to what she wants?" I asked.

"Sadly not, since the last war, you know the one I'm talking about, there's a lack of Noble-blooded Devils, so to increase the amount there's arranged marriages like these. But since she's not interested one bit, she's gonna fight him to free herself from marriage."

I wrinkled my nose in distaste.

"What if she loses?"

"Well if she loses, she has to get married. If she wins, she doesn't," He spoke as if it were an everyday occurrence. Then again it could be.

Before I could speak, he interrupted me,"Shh! It's starting!"

My attention was now to the TV screen, and only my brother, Koneko, and Kiba were on the move from what I was seeing.

From what I could tell, they were heading in the direction of the gym. Which was one of the shortest ways to get to the New School Building from the Old one.

"It seems like Riser's group knows that this is a key point too," Azazel said, his eyes still on the screen. He was right, four girls were coming in from the New Building. Two twins with chainsaws, one girl with a staff, and one girl who looked like some kind of Chun-Li imitation.

Koneko, who wore her usual uniform, was wearing a pair of fighting cloves. Issei wore the boys' uniform. And the only unusual thing was the red gauntlet on his arm.

Kiba suddenly ran off into a different direction, which was odd, and Koneko and Issei entered the gym.

"We know you're there! There's no use in hiding," One of the girls taunted.

Now both groups stood across from each other, and I looked confused,"Why did Kiba leave? With him, they're outnumbered and without him, they only have half the people the other group does," I looked over to Azazel, who sent me a look of amusement.

"I'm not sure myself, but I'm sure we'll be surprised with whatever plan Rias has come up with."

I only shrugged in response.

-Elsewhere-

-Issei-

Holy crap were these girls strong. I made sure to watch out for the one chick who just struck me down in front of Buchou, it was humiliating.

But no matter what happened here, Koneko-chan and I absolutely cannot avoid this battle for anything. We had to stick to the plan.

I heard a rev of an engine, followed by another, and soon those two loli twins held very large and very sharp chainsaws in their hands. Surprisingly with bright smiles on their faces.

"Dissembling Time~!" They both cheered, swinging their chainsaws in my direction before I actually knew what was going on, narrowly dodging their attack.

"Don't say that so happily!" I shouted, running from them as they attempted to slice me to pieces.

[Boost!]

Oh good, the second power up is ready. Just one more until my favorite plan!

I looked from the corner of my eye to see Koneko and the Riser's Rook fighting very intensely. I think Koneko-chan is fairing better, with her small build allowing her to move much quicker. But then again, the other Rook seemed to move pretty fast as well.

"Slice him up~!" They cheered, chainsaws dragging on the floor causing sparks to fly in the air.

I heard the loud revving of the engine way to close to my ears, before I narrowly moved out of the way.

Whoosh!

Even that other pawn tried hitting me too! The staff passed my side, as my reflexes allowed me to move even faster.

I don't know if it was from my adrenaline, or Rias-buchou freeing that seal, either way I felt my confidence grow. I could probably do this!

I managed to dodge their attacks with ease, sometimes causing them to almost hit their teammates too.

"He's really annoying!"

"Why does he keep dodging?!"

I cackled to myself, just you wait and see what'll happen after this.

Now that one of the twins rushed towards me, I slammed my palm into her shoulder(not too hard to harm her too much of course), a small emblem of the Gremory formed there.

Her sister, angry that I harmed her sister then shouted,"How dare you touch my nee-chan!" However since she rushed at me, I managed to maneuver myself around her, marking her on the back.

The girl with the stick, Mira I think her name was, let out a battle cry and charged toward me.

"I don't think so!" I spoke, catching the stick with my one hand then breaking it in half with a punch. But I then hissed in pain, my knuckles a little red from the force I put in to have to break it. She stood there shocked, which was another chance for me!

A small emblem glowed on her shoulder, catching her off guard.

[Boost!]

Alright, here we go!

"He shouldn't be that fast!" Mira exclaimed angrily.

"If we lose here Riser-sama will be angry with us!"

"Let's really chop him up to pieces!"

Raising my arm into the air, I shouted,"Now Sacred Gear-kun! Let's show them our awesome finishing move!"

-Misaki-

"Dress Break!"

The second hand embarrassment in the room was very strong and I didn't know whether or not to scream or throw myself into a ditch somewhere causing me to probably become a hermit so people wouldn't know I was related to Issei Hyōdō.

I know that Azazel was clearly enjoying this, considering how loud he was laughing. Now if only he choked on the chips.

"That's a classic!" He snorted, I swear he was crying from laughing too much. I started to tune him out, now bringing myself to watch the rest of what was going on.

"You're an enemy to women!"

"You pervert!"

"I'll slice off your dick!"

No surprise for the last one. But my brother was too into his bliss to care.

But they didn't continue the fight, instead, Issei and Koneko ran out the gym, all the while ignoring the other calls on running away from battle.

What neither I nor Azazel could expect was the Gymnasium exploding.

"Riser-sama's 3 Pawns and 1 Rook retire."

i don't have anything to say so...

l8r lmao