Interlude

Inuyasha's Twisted Dreams

by. Brown Eyed Bakas

We're dead.

...A real chapter will come... sometime. We're both seriously busy - this is like, risking my life, taking 10 minutes on I'm sure dark lavender doesn't even have 10 minutes, as we haven't even been in contact for a while, due to our 'death by work'.

This has been in archive for a while - gomen for everything. And I warn you all - we might - we are - gonna take a loooong hiatus after this.

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"Umm, just one question. Do you expect us to pay for these dates just so you can get a kick out of this?" Kouga questioned, scratching his rump.

"No, of course not. I've got two movie tickets just perfect for your date!" Kagome gushed, a large smile plastered on her face.

Behind Kagome, Rin and Kohaku were nodding like there was no tomorrow, with big, fake, smiles on their faces. Just like Kagome.

Kouga gulped.

"And just what might they be?" Kouga asked, loosening his collar.

"PORN!" Inuyasha nearly screamed from the corner he was in, pointing at Kouga's loosening of his collar.

"Mutt," Kagura walloped the back of Inuyasha's head.

Inuyasha tried to keep a brave face. However, there's no mistake in the quiver of his lips and the bit of water at the corner of his eyes.

"Aw, poor Inu-chan…" Kagome cooed and rushed over to give him one BIG hug…

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"Inuyasha!" Kagome slapped the table he was sitting at.

Inuyasha blinked, and jumped. "Eh?"

"Umm, just one question. Do you expect us to pay for these dates just so you can get a kick out of this?" Kouga questioned. He was fresh out of the shower (with clothes on, of course) and waiting eagerly for Kagura.

"No, of course not. I've got two movie tickets just perfect for your date!" Kagome gushed, a large smile plastered on her face.

Behind Kagome, Rin and Kohaku were nodding like there was no tomorrow, with big, fake, smiles on their faces. Just like Kagome.

There was no mistaking it – this was going according to Inuyasha's fantasy! He grinned inwardly and played his part.

Kouga gulped.

"And just what might they be?" Kouga asked, loosening his collar.

"PORN!" Inuyasha nearly screamed from the corner he was in, pointing at Kouga.

"Mutt," Kagura walloped the back of Inuyasha's head.

Inuyasha tried to keep a brave face. However, there's no mistake in the quiver of his lips and the bit of water at the corner of his eyes.

Here it comes… Kagome will give me a big hug…

"Inuyasha, don't do that!" Kagome snapped.

Inuyasha's mouth dropped open…

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"Inuyasha?"

It was Kagome.

Inuyasha opened his eyes. Except Kagome looked angry.

"Osuwari. Osuwari, Osuwari, Osuwari, Osuwari…"

Inuyasha's eyes spilt tears as he felt himself getting thrust against the ground, over and over and over…

The ground below him was sinking to hell.

Kagome cackled from above, her eyes reddening to Kagura's eyes.

Make it stop!

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"Inuyasha! Wake up!" Kagome nudged him.

"Eh?" Inuyasha rubbed his eyes.

"Oh, you fell asleep…" Kagome's face looked compassionate.

"Yeah," Inuyasha grumbled.

"Let me give you a big hug…" Kagome reached out.

Inuyasha closed his eyes and returned the hug.

But it didn't feel right…

Inuyasha looked up. It was not Kagome…

It was Miroku.

"Inuyasha-kun…" Miroku seemed drunk. "Have a bit of fun, will you?"

"GAAAAH!" Inuyasha clawed at his face and gagged.

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"Inuyasha! Inuyasha! What's wrong?"

Inuyasha opened his eyes, once again. He saw Kagome, except she had Sesshoumaru's face. A sword - Toukijin? - floated dangerously close to his face...

"GET AWAAAAAAAYYYYY! STOP TORTURING ME!"

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Kagome looked at Inuyasha, who stuck out a hand spontaneously and grasped the air like it was a neck. He then proceeded to bash himself over the head.

His sleeping expression never changed. Almost as if his arms had a mind of it-self.

Kagome tossed her hair over her shoulders and stared, blinking at the light haired man before her. She smiled.

He looked cuter when he slept.

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A/N: A little big twist after Chapter two, when Kagura and Kouga were going out on their first 'date'.

"Umm, just one question. Do you expect us to pay for these dates just so you can get a kick out of this?" Kouga questioned.

"No, of course not. I've got two movie tickets just perfect for your date!" Kagome gushed, a large smile plastered on her face.

Behind Kagome, Rin and Kohaku were nodding like there was no tomorrow, with big, fake, smiles on their faces. Just like Kagome.

Kouga gulped.

"And just what might they be?" Kagura came in from behind Kouga.

"AH!" Kouga jumped. "Oh, it's you."

"Who else would I be? Ayame in a pink fluffy heart costume?" Kagura's voice dripped with sarcasm.

"AH!" Kouga jumped, shivering at the mental image.

"Inuyasha's still asleep." Kagome frowned. "I wonder what's up with him."

Read the bolded letters. So, actually, it all connects. Yep. When we wrote that chapter, we were joking around about how Kouga should say his sentence. One of us, forgot who, came up with the scratching rump idea. (dies from laughter) and so we wrote this parody.

If you get the joke… well, we hope it's funny.

Don't mind this waste of a chapter. Have fun!