Title: Plastic Makes it Possible
Date Written: 11/2/05
Rating: T
Word Count: 100
Characters/Pairings: Goku, Gojyo, Hakkai, Sanzo
Warnings: None
Spoilers: None
Disclaimer: Not mine.
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Shove. "Stupid monkey!"

Shove. "Ero kappa!"

Shove. "Runt!"

Shove. "Jackass!"

"Gods, Gojyo, with that face, how are you going to be able to pick up women like that?"

"Fuck you, Goku!"

Calming. "Now, now."

"Hakkai! Gojyo's totally on my side of the backseat!"

"I am not, monkey!"

Annoyed. "That's it. You're both dead this time."

"C'mon, Sanzo, just put the gun down--"

BANG.

Thud.

Silence.

Shock. "Fucking gods, Sanzo, you shot him! Goku!"

BANG BANG.

Thud.

Silence.

Rustle of fabric.

Silence.

Neutral. "Sanzo?"

Flick. Inhale. "What?"

Slightly strained. "I know those are rubber bullets, but those things really sting up close. They might actually do some harm."

"Tch"
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