Title: Misinterpretation
Date Written: 1/7/06
Rating: K+
Word Count: 100
Characters/Pairings: Sanzo, Goku, Hakkai, Gojyo
Notes: Because I'm such a dork.
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"I'm hungry!"

"Gods, monkey, you just ate!"

"Yeah, but that guy was talking about cabbage, which made me think about dumplings."

"Goku, when the word 'cabbage' is used as a verb--you remember what a verb is, right?"

"Yeah. Action."

"Very good. Anyway, the verb 'cabbage' doesn't mean the food--it means to steal."

"Oh."

Long pause.

"Hey... Sanzo."

"What?"

"I'm going to go cabbage some cabbage!"

THWACK!

Whack!

"OUCH!"

"Dude, you hit Hakkai!"

"And what did I do to merit that?"

"You're giving him stupid ideas. He gets enough from the pervert."

"Hey! You asshole!"

"Still hungry... So hungry"
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