Naruto's Helluva Boss
Naruto, the newest employee at IMP, now has to deal with very quirky colleagues on a daily basis, and along with having a very eccentric and quirky boss that likes to push peoples buttons all time. Oh, and how did he forget dealing with the rather vengeful clients that have some unfinished business in the living world? At least he gets to have some fun on these missions. [Naruto x Harem]
*This is sorta based on Naruto's Hazbin Hotel Adventures, but not at the same time. Anko and other Naruto-verse characters are NOT in this to make this separate, like Helluva Boss is to Hazbin Hotel*
*Millie is NOT in the Harem, as she is with Moxxie... unless, you like that kind of stuff? Only Helluva Boss girls introduced in the series, so no Charlie or Cherri Bomb*
I will also want to point out that this will only be updated when new stuff for the series comes out, much like Naruto's Hazbin Hotel Adventures. Don't be asking for updates.
Chapter 1 - The Interview
Naruto had this nervous-excitement rushing through his body as he approached the looming and rather interesting multi-storied building that was the Headquarters of IMP, or otherwise known as Immediate Murder Professionals, and was located in Imp City.
He was a rather new citizen of Hell, considering that many, many others are dropped down on the regular basis, as they were sinners that were unable to go to Heaven due to their deeds in life - or what he held in him in his case.
It wasn't actually his goal to find a job for another while yet, but you could say he was persuaded by the rather comical and catchy commercial jingle that the business ran. It was something that intrigued him. It also didn't help that the jingle managed to stay stuck in his head for a solid six hours afterwards.
So, he had made his way from his small apartment in Pentagram City, a city that was absolutely crawling with demons of all kinds. No two demons were the same, some were large and fat, others were extremely skinny. Some were short, others were exceedingly tall, like ducking down to even enter a building tall. From what he could understand from his time in Hell so far, was that Pentagram City was the main city in Hell, and Imp City - where his interview was - was more of a... Red Light District or 'Downtown'.
It was where all the Imps - regarded as the lowest demons in Hell - and it was basically swarmed by homeless demons that begged for food or money, or simply dumpster dived for some scraps of food.
Sighing to himself, Naruto looked through the cracked, reflective glass that once belonged on a bus stop.
He stood at about 5'8, had yellowish-orange colored skin, along with striking bright blue eyes that were slitted and sharply contrasted his skin tone - he had also heard hushed whispers that one could get lost in his eyes - and just jutting out from his closed mouth were his extended canine teeth, however, the most eye-catching features that he had were the two large, yet fluffy ears atop of his head that were a lighter shade of yellow and had reddish-pink insides to them. Swaying behind him gently were the next set of eye-catching features that he had, and those were nine separate, fluffy tails that were orangish-yellow in color with deep, angry red tips.
Yet, the most 'exotic' feature that he had were the whisker-like markings that he had, three on each cheek to be precise, and they were rather sensitive to the touch.
Clothing wise, he was wearing a very simple black shirt that had tear patterns going from the top right side of the shirt, to the very bottom of the shirt. It was a rather nice pattern in his opinion, along with being very comfortable and breathable. He was also wearing a pair of greyish-black tracksuit pants that had red patterns around the fabric, and shoe wise, he was wearing a simple pair of sneakers.
Despite being a nine-tailed demon, he still retained a humanoid shape - something he was greatful for - and he still retained human-like arms, they just had longer nails which were more like claws and they could easily slice through something.
Although, the one part that did change that took some getting used to was his genitals, as it had gotten larger, thicker and was a deep red color, and it also came with a knot. To make matters worse, his balls had also gotten larger, so it made for more effort to be used to the additional weight that his lower half carried, not only for his tails, but for his genitals as well.
Shaking his head away from those thoughts, Naruto gazed up at the sky, where the sky was always perpetually a deep, angry red and had a very bright pentagram lighting up the sky, yet he could also see some very tall and off-centred skyscrapers that had interesting additions to them off in the distance.
Sighing to himself, he brought his attention back down so he was looking straight ahead, and he could see his destination right up ahead. IMP Headquarters.
The building was the tallest in the general area, and was sleek black in color, which seemed to absorb the red rays coming down from the sky, it also had many, many floors, each having thick paines of glass and had spikes and large metal decorations spewing out from the sides of the building. Yet, the third floor from the top, he could see that there were occupants in it, as the glass was more of a creamy orange color rather than dark grey.
"Well, this is it." He spoke to himself, his voice was rather deep and husky and could send chills down the right peoples spine.
Coughing into his hand to get rid of his nerves, he made his way through the large automatic sliding doors that opened when he was just two steps away from the building.
After making his way all the way up to the 13th floor - thankfully the place had a working elevator - Naruto found himself in a rather sizeable area, which had a front desk, and a red leather couch on the other side of the desk, and off to the far side of the room, there was a rather large fish tank that held multiple electric eels that were idly swimming around, minding their own business.
'It's... rather bland.' He thought to himself idly, there was no real decorations in the place, although, there was one clock that was in the corner of the room, and the room didn't have any bad lingering scent that irked his nose like most places did, which he was thankful for.
As he waited for a few moments for someone to come out of anyone of the rooms to greet him, however, that was not the case.
Shrugging his shoulders, Naruto made his way up to the front desk, and he saw that there was a computer that was on 'sleep mode' and the chair still had an imprint on it, so someone must've been sitting there recently and he just had some bad timing, funnily enough, there was also a bone-phone, how that thing worked, he still didn't have a clue.
Seeing a rather small, gleaming silver bell on the other side of the table, he shrugged his shoulders yet again, before he gently pressed down on it.
DING
The small ding echoed throughout the room, with the room being bare enough that the sound actually reverbed off the walls and made his ears twitch from the lower frequency that it reached.
DING
"Alright, alright, I'm coming!" A rather irritated female's voice rang out from behind one the doors.
Taking his hand off of the little bell, Naruto took a few steps back away from desk and waited for the person to come into the room.
He didn't have to wait long, as a few moments later, came out a very tall, wolf-like hellhound, that seemed to be paying rapt attention to the phone in her hands.
She has a dog-like muzzle with sharp and pointy teeth and a dark grey nose, red sclera with white irises, white fur with grey patches on her shoulders, a big bushy tail and voluminous grey hair swept to the side to reveal her ear.
Her outfit features a black choker that has white spikes. Her grey crop top has strings shaped like a star to resemble an inverted pentagram to hold it up. She also wears fingerless gloves and shorts with a crescent moon cut on the right side. She also wears black toeless stockings and is barefoot, due to her digitigrade stance. She has a piercing on her right eyebrow and two piercings in her left ear.
"Yes?" She snapped out, obviously in a rather terrible mood, for reasons unkown to Naruto, she wasn't even looking up from her phone!
"Uh... I'm here for my interview?" He quickly said, trying to not get her even more riled up than before. He had to admit, after giving her a small, appreciative look, she did nail the goth look very well.
Raising an eyebrow and finally looking up from her phone, she continued to look at him for a few moments, her eyes seemingly piercing through him, before going behind the front desk and pulling out a small notebook from one of the drawers, before she quickly scanned the rather... terrible quality paper, "You are... Naruto?" She questioned, struggling a bit with the foreign name.
"Yep, that is me!" He nodded his head, which caused the large ears atop of his head to droop ever so slightly.
Her attention was obviously drawn to his ears, and even snuck a glance at his tail, almost surprised at what he is, "You're a nine-tailed demon?" She questioned, her tone completely different than before, now it sounded like she was almost... interested, but not at the same time.
"Uh... I believe I have nine tails don't I?" He joked out, checking behind him and making his tails spread out further. Seeing her deadpanned expression, he sighed, "Yes. I am."
He was a little dejected that she didn't seem like the one to enjoy a joke or two.
"Nevermind, I'll get Blitzo." She said, slamming the little notebook back into the drawer and slamming it shut, which caused a small splinter to pop out of the table before she headed over towards a door that was labelled, 'Blitzo's Space'.
"Sure." He said, before deciding to stand up by the far wall where the fish tank was.
Not even fifteen seconds later, the wolf-like hellhound came out of the door, "He would see you now." She said, before plopping herself on the small spindly chair and going back to her phone, tapping away at something on the screen.
Blinking a few times at the sheer amount of attitude changes she seemed to go through in a short amount of time, Naruto straightened himself up and took a deep breath, before heading into the 'Boss' office'.
Stepping inside of the room, Naruto was taken back with how it looked. Unlike the front room, this one was actually decorated with various things, mainly picture frames hung up on the wall of what seems to be him and his possible family members - either that or circus performers as there was also circus tickets framed on the wall - and behind the massive seat that was in shape of a black and grey heart - from what he could see - there was a massive pinboard that had various papers pinned onto it.
The way the blinds were set, the light that did manage to sneak through did set a rather sinister setting to it.
Quickly turning his attention back to the middle of the room, he saw Blitzo sitting at the desk, looking rather bored as he played with the lamp on the desk.
"Ah, afternoon, Blitzo." Naruto greeted out.
That garnered the attention of the rather lanky imp at his desk, and once he spotted Naruto, he got up from the seat and walked over his desk to meet him, which in-turn showed Naruto his full appearance.
He is a very lanky jester-like imp with a pointed tail who conversely has wide-proportioned hands that are almost comical, pointed feet with a boot-like heel, and a narrow head with curved horns. His eyes have black lines running down the eyelids and his sclera is yellow with a red iris.
Blitzo has crimson skin with trace white blotches that cover his right eye and the tip of his tail, black-and-white striped horns with black spines between them running to his tail, and black stripes around his tail. A heart-shaped skull symbol rests on his forehead. He wears a torn black collared coat with red buttons, black boots - incidentally sharing the same shape as his feet - and large black gloves with yellow eyes on them. Blitzo also has a red skull charm around his neck.
"Ah, Naruto. How's it going, I hope Loona treated you well?" He questioned, wrapping an arm around his shoulder - although he was shorter than him by a few inches at best.
"I'm going good, sir." Naruto answered back, "She treated me alright I guess." He admitted, not really sure on how to describe the experience that he just had with that wolf-like hellhound - Loona.
"That's good. That's something akin to a compliment with her, normally she would have ignored someone." Blitzo remarked, seemingly like he didn't care about the response, and possibly a little surprised with how he responded about Loona, "So, you want this job?" He questioned, getting back on track as he sat down on the desk, sitting with one leg crossed over the other with one hand resting upon his cheek.
"Yes." Naruto answered, a little taken back by how blunt this man seemed to be. He thought that it would be a little more professional than that.
"Good, good, that's why you are here to begin with." He remarked once again, before leaning back and pulling out a small stack of paperwork from somewhere, "So, are you fine with killing? Doing some cleaning and dealing with the quirks and eccentricities of me and the others?" He listed off, bringing up a few fingers to emphasise his point.
"I guess, sir." Naruto responded slowly, while before he was sent down to Hell.
"Well, that's good." Blitzo acknowledged, nodding his head at that, "So, read through this, and sign your life away." He added on, watching as Naruto gazed down at the small stack of papers, before extending his tail out and nudging Naruto's shoulder, garnering his attention once again, "Most importantly, welcome to IMP, I expect you to be ready for your first shift in two days time." He said flashy a very pointed grin at him, before shooing him off, "Now go, I got... things to do." He said after a small pause.
Blinking dumbly at what had just happened, and his brain not quiet registering what had happened, Naruto almost mechanically turned on his heel, and went back towards the door, with one his tails shooting out and opening the door for him.
Once the door closed behind Naruto, now a new member of IMP, Blitzo sunk into his chair and sighed lightly, "Well, at least we have a little more manpower... but now I need to figure out how to train him in our ways."
AHHHH!
AHHHH!
"Damnit!" Blitzo exclaimed out in annoyance, hearing the all to familar ring of his phone, bringing it out of his pocket, he saw who was ringing him. Seeing that it was just Moxxie calling him, he simply turned his phone off, letting the room bathe in silence once again.
END CHAPTER
Alright guys, I hope you enjoyed this chapter. Now, this story will probably have short chapters, but I will try my best to make them as long as I can, which is kinda hard when you consider the point of this show.
Anyway, like I said earlier, I will only update this and the Hazbin Hotel story when there are new episodes for them.