Naruto's Helluva Boss
Welcome to another chapter of this, I am glad that you enjoyed this first chapter of this story. Anyway, since I have seen some requests for the Harem, I have decided it, and it is below this little pre-chapter note. I will be keeping Naruto's Harem relatively small, as I don't want to overcrowd it.
Also, from what I have seen, the characters have their own natural abilities, skillsets and unique abilities, I will give Naruto some of that, which will be located at the end of the chapter.
For the record, I know that some people are upset and disturbed about Naruto's genitals. I understand the reason why, however, this is a full on transformation, with Naruto becoming a 'Kyuubi/Nine-tailed demon'. His entire was changed, I am not keeping one part human and the rest changes.
Sometimes, fullbody transformations have their downsides along with their good sides. Like Naruto's genitals becoming larger, however, that also meant that it changed shape.
Don't worry, there won't be any smut in this. It will be implied/heavily implied, but it will not be written out.
I also want to point out that Naruto will NOT do every mission. The first one, which is Murder Family, he will sit on the sidelines and watch the process of everything and how it works.
Naruto's Harem
Loona
Mrs. Mayberry
Octavia
NOTE - One or two more may be added, but that all depends on which characters are released for the next episodes of Helluva Boss.
Chapter 2
It had been a few days since Naruto managed to get the job at IMP, and thus, when he first came into the workplace, he had to be given a rundown on how thing work in the business, along with having some basic introductions to his new colleagues, of which he could spend somet time with them in order to form a closer bond with them.
Or as Blitzo said; 'This company is like a family in which you never had!'
Naruto wouldn't admit it, but that line had stung a lot. Considering that he never had a family when he was alive, considering that the very demon he was based off was one of the main reasons why he was forced into Hell, rather than enjoying a peaceful afterlife within Heaven. He could still remember that rather one-sided conversation fairly well before he fell into his new home.
FLASHBACK
Inky blackness was all that Naruto could see. It was a place where it felt like even staying in for a prolonged period of time would be enough to drive him insane. There was no sound, no light, no nothing. Just a terrible inky blackness.
He didn't know where he was, however, he did know one thing; he had died.
Died at the hands of an assassin, who in his final moments of life, had told him that someone wanted him dead, as he was gaining too much power, and he was starting to gain too much power, and that very notion was putting everyone on edge.
So, they hired one of the best assassins in the world to give him a swift, and almost painless death, in order to restore some sort of balance.
He said painless because that special poison that was injected into his body stung like a bitch.
"Hmmm, such a tainted soul."
The deep and grumbly voice that spoke sent the hairs on the back of his neck to stand at attention, even causing Naruto's teeth to chatter violently as he felt something wash over him, he quickly gazed around sporadically, trying to find what was causing such terrible feelings.
"Such a shame, a soul so young, yet so tainted to be in my domain."
This time, he truly felt like he was being watched by... something, so he spun around as quickly as he could - which wasn't fast at all considering he felt frozen from the power that he felt radiating around him.
However, once he turned around, he met a sight that would be burned into his mind for the rest of time.
Floating a few inches of the ground was a large, creepy, yet powerful spectral figure that looked like it belonged out of a horror story.
It was a translucent, gaunt spectre with a demonic visage that truly brought out the creepiness factor. It is much larger than an average human, possessing long, shaggy, white hair, from which two red horns protrude, as well as purple-coloured skin. It is draped in a large white kimono and carries a set of prayer beads, however, its mouth is revealed to be full of sharp, jagged teeth, and a very long, almost serpentine tongue that is flickering in and out of its mouth, causing a small hissing noise.
He knew who that figure was, he had only seen him once before, in a dream or perhaps memory of him when he was just a babe. This was the Shinigami, or just the Death God.
"Ah, the bringer of peace; Naruto Uzumaki, Jinchuriki of the Kyuubi no Kitsune." His voice was deep and it felt like he was commanding such respect without even vocally speaking it, it felt like his instincts... or what ever was left of them demanding that he obey them, "Welcome to my domain of Limbo."
It suddenly caught up to Naruto with what the translucent, demonic figure said about him, and he was curious, he never heard of that part, "Wait! What do you mean 'Bringer of Peace'?" He asked the large figure slowly floating over to them.
A deep, booming chuckle was heard that once again, visibly sent shivers down his spectral body, "Child, what I mean is that you were destined to become the paragon of peace for the Elemental Nations, believing in Peace and Love and not War and Power, however, it seems that Kami overlooked a small detail, and that is 'Human Nature' as evident of youself being here right now, dead and not alive." He spoke in a rather arrogant tone of voice as he did a mock bow, before he quickly added on, his grin seemingly becoming wider with each syllable.
Naruto seemed to be gobsmacked as he took in the information, just his luck, of course he happened to have the worst possible luck, the fact that he wasn't overreacting right now was due to his fear of the pressure that was surrounding him and the fact that he was already dead, so it didn't concern him anymore. His entire life has been one major fuck-up after another, and it all started when he was yet a child.
"Why am I here?" Naruto questioned, getting his brain to finally reboot after what he had heard. He had learnt long ago that it was best to take everything on the chin, even when it came to such mind-boggling infomation dumps.
"Simple. To be judged." He said, watching him carefully, however, when he recieved blank looks coming from him, he nerely grumbled to himself about kids losing humor, "Although, that would be the case. I cannot send you to Kami's domain, as your soul is tainted by evil." He stated, although he didn't sound all to sad about that, in fact, it sounded like he was oddly giddy, "So, it is to Hell with you. That is where Yami, or as he goes by Lucifer now, resides."
"What do you mean, I am going to Hell!?" Naruto yelled out to the Death God, ignoring the look that Anko was sending him. "How am I tainted with all the bullshit that I had to go through!?" He yelled once again, his spectral body rapidly gaining a reddish hue to it.
"Simple, really." Shinigami merely rolled his shoulders, and pointed to Naruto, "Your soul has bonded with the Kyuubi and if you were to pass into the Pure World, would be ripped apart by the pureness, so Hell it is to you." He said, a dangerous glint in his eye.
Naruto looked thoughtful for a second, it was annoying that he couldn't pass on to the Pure World, but, at the same time, he didn't want to be anywhere near Kami, the being who decided to fuck his life over so badly, the fact that he bonded to the beast was a scary thought, but ultimately thought of all the things he could do if he could ever return to the mortal realm.
So he let a rather vulpine looking grin split his face as his eyes flashed a dangerous scarlet color.
"Now, that is enough, I have a job to do, so ta-ta. You might find some changes happening to your body when you fall." Shinigami said, floating higher into the air before a demonic looking portal that was brimming with malice appeared behind Naruto, "Oh, and there are no rules in Hell. Have fun... or don't, I don't care."
With a simple wave of his spectral hand, he forced the wayward soul back near the portal, where it suddenly whirred to life and was sucking them in with enough force to probably destroy a mountain easily. The Shinigami merely floated away, ignoring the ear-piercing screams that were coming from Naruto at the fact that he was being sucked through the portal and into Hell.
He was going to indulge himself with a drink for denying the Child of Light into the Pure World, then rub it into Kami's face, as Kami had no jurisdiction over Hell, that was Lucifer's job.
It felt good to do that every once in a while.
END FLASHBACK
Of course, the landing hadn't been all that fun, with him landing in a rather wince inducing bellyflop onto the cold, hard ground after nerely a fifty foot drop. It certainly wasn't fun, and he was winded for at least ten minutes after that.
However, that was when that he noticed the massive changes to his body, and it took a while to get used to, but otherwise, he really had no problems with it. The fact that he was a nine-tailed demon didn't really bother him, in fact, the extra appendages proved to be quiet useful, he didn't even need to use his hands when opening or closing a door!
"Mmm~"
Shaking his head at the obvious wake-up call that was coming from beside him on the bed, he gazed downwards at the occupant that was lying next to him, seemingly snuggling into a pillow, thanking that it was him.
Her form was covered in a sheen of sweat from the previous night's activities that lasted well into the early morning, and the smooth velvet colored blanket was haphazardly thrown over her body, although it didn't stop her perky breasts from poking out underneath, where the pinkish-red nipples were rather swollen and had a few hickies around them.
"Samantha. It's time to wake up." Naruto whispered gently into her ear, making it twitch in annoyance as his hot breath irritated it.
"Don't wanna..." She mumbled out, trying to snuggle just a little deeper into the pillow, trying to disappear from the world.
"Dear..." He gently roused her again, using one of the pet names that she basically begged him to use on her, "If you don't wake up, then you will miss your appointment with Blitzo." He added on, before getting up from the bed, revealing that he was basically in the nude, with only a pair of socks on his uniquely shaped feet.
"I'm up!" She exclaimed, all bouts of sleepiness gone from her voice as she leaps up from the bed and scrambles around the room, looking for her clothing and garments that she threw off the previous night.
Naruto merely watches it happen with a raised brow as he saw her change within a blink of an eye.
"Ready~" She sang out, appearing in front of Naruto, and giving a slight sexy pose to go along with it.
She is roughly the size of Blitzo, meaning that she was a few inches shorter than him, and she has violet skin, pointed ears, rather large red eyes with sharp yellow pupils, and sharp yellow teeth. She has the same tail of an imp, but has noticeable goat-like traits like horns and dark purple hooves. She sports messy white hair, with a black, scrunchy scarf-like, headband. She is currently wearing a dark pink shirt with noticeable stitches - which cover her modest, yet perky high B-cup breasts - and an upside down red teardrop jewel on her chest with yellow on the tip of it. She also wears a black torn, knee-length skirt, red earrings, and cute pink glasses.
While meeting Samantha Mayberry was by complete chance, as she looked lost and confused, plus with night swiftly approaching and there being... less than stellar demons lurking about, he had offered her to stay at his place.
Of course, she was more than hesitant, however, she had finally agreed to it after a small dose of Pheromones entered her system, along with his unique ability of seduction to lower her guard. He knew it was wrong, but he would rather use those abilities of his, rather than have her suffer out in the night by those terrible demons who can't keep it in their pants.
Being the gentleman that he is, he had allowed her to sleep on his bed, whilst he took the couch in the living room.
Yet, within the few days in which she had been staying in his home, he had come to learn just how... dangerous his pheromones and seduction ability combined really were when they were used on someone who was in a more depressed state. Now, it was like she was obsessed with him, always being near him, and always wanting to touch him.
She was even kinkier in bed as well! Wanting to try all sorts of different positions, along with either calling him 'Master' or 'Daddy'. Hell - no pun inteded - she had even moved in with him for crying out loud, even after he offered to find a place for her to live!
Yet, as time went on, Naruto came to accept Samantha Mayberry into his home, and for her to be a bigger part of his life down in Hell. He had also learnt a lot about her, and about her actions which sent her down here in the first place.
He had learnt that she was in her mid 20's when she died, and for the fact she was a schoolteacher that prodominently taught kindergarterners to those slightly older children in Year Two - or First Graders as he had also heard being thrown about - and she was a very kind and cheerful person.
Yet, on her husbands birthday, she had rang up in front of her children to give him a surprise birthday call. Yet, when the video screen came on, she was shocked to see that her husband was cheating on her.
That was enough to send her into a blind rage, where she exited the school in the middle of class - throwing a student through the roof of the building in the process - and had sped back home, where she had proceeded to murder her husband, and seriously injure the woman who he was cheating with. However, she had finally 'snapped' out of her rage, and became horrified to learn that she had shot and murdered her husband, whilst seriously injuring the woman.
In an attempt for some form of forgiveness for the children watching, she had said her goodbyes to them, along with telling them to 'remember working on your times tables' and had swiftly commited suicide.
That was how she had ended up down in Hell.
Now, despite the very... gruesome way she had dealt with the problem, he honestly couldn't exactly blame her for her actions that she took - of course, he didn't enjoy hearing how she strangled a child and threw said child through a roof.
If he had still been alive and found his partner cheating on him, he would also go into a murderous rage... except on a grander and more destructive approach.
In return for having her tell him her story, he returned the favor, by telling her his story, about how and why he had been sent down to Hell in the first place. Although, he did leave out being a shinobi, as he doubted that she would actually believe that.
He had told her about the demon that had managed to escape and cause havoc and untold destruction to his hometown, and how he was the one burdened with it, as he was the only newborn that was born on that day. Despite her vicious word-lashing that she had spewed out, showing that she did indeed have some colorful language about how stupid it was for a baby to be subjugated to that kind of stuff, he had continued on with his backstory.
About how he had been treated by most of the towns population, avoided like the plague, growing up all by himself as an orphan that got kicked out of the local orphanage, being overcharged for food and clothing, how he his education had been sabotaged multiple times over the time of his schooling.
He told her about the bonds that he was eventually able to make, along with telling her some of the more amusing stories that he was able to tell about himself, and some of his little pranks that he used to do that really annoyed some people.
Yet, he had to finish on a sad note, saying how he got killed by his best-friend, and how he was stuck in limbo before he was sent crashing down to Hell, after the being said that he was unable to go to Heaven, as he held the demon inside of him, and it had bonded to his very soul, meaning that if he ever set foot in Heaven, he would be basically torn apart from the pure holiness that radiated from the place.
It was safe to say that she definitely didn't let go off him as she cried her eyes out for him, comforting him as he released his own tears as he relieved those memories, about how upset, and even betrayed that he felt about the way he was killed.
"Come on, honey~" Samantha called out from the hallway just outside the room, her voice almost having a whine to it. He could practically see her feet tapping on the ground even though he was in the next room.
"Coming!" He called out to her, rolling his eyes slightly at her rather impatient nature that sometimes came out when she wanted to go somewhere and he wasn't ready at the exact moment she was.
To appease her, he quickly got changed into a suitable set of clothing, which merely consisted of a simple black shirt that had claw patterns that were burnt orange in color, along with a simple pair of black tracksuit pants that had lighter grey stripes going down the side. He had also put on some simple sneakers that were comfortable for his newly shaped feet.
To make sure that he smelt somewhat presentable and not like sex, he placed on some deoderant, along with some antiperspirant. He remembered how Loona had a much better sense of smell due to her hellhound nature.
Looking himself over once and patting himself down to make sure he had everything he needed, he had excited the bedroom, where he saw Samantha was indeed tapping her hooves on the ground in an impatient manner with her arms crossed over her chest.
"Well, let's go." She said, eyeing his clothing and seemingly nodding to herself when she noticed that she didn't need to fix anything, before quickly grabbing his arm and literally dragging him behind her.
'Yesh, even down here, women have this unnatural strength to them.' He thought to himself, remembering all the times in which he had been dragged from place to place, although, it was mostly by Ino or Anko that had done that.
It didn't take long for Naruto and Samantha Mayberry to reach the Headquarters of IMP. It was nearing 10 in the morning, so it meant that the streets were relatively queit and sparcely populated as the other demons wasted away doing rather boring, normal jobs that they didn't even enjoy, and just did it for the money.
Entering upon the building and enjoying the rather nice ride to the needed floor to enter the office space of the IMP - as it turned out, there was another smaller business that occupied the lower levels of the building - and once the little 'ding' of the elevator rang out, and the doors opened, it revealed that the 'waiting room' or rather, the 'lounge' area only had one other occupant, that being Loona, who simply looked rather uninterested as she kept on her phone as she continued to lay on the couch.
Although, she did give slight nod to Naruto as she spotted him enter the room with someone in tow.
"Morning, Loona." Naruto greeted out with a small wave towards the hellhound.
"Morning." She muttered out, continuing to tap on her phone as she continued to be uninterested in everything. However, she took a quick glance - a rather baleful glare - towards Samantha, who was frowning slightly at her attitude, "Head through the door, Naruto already told us about your appointment." She said offhandedly, gesturing loosely with one of her hands towards the door that had a home-made and rather crude signia on the door, which was slightly covered by a piece of paper that had 'Meeting In Progress' written on it.
"Don't worry." Naruto said, placing a comforting hand on Samantha's shoulder, "Don't mind Loona, that was actually rather for how she normally is towards others." He said to her, ignoring the rude gesture that was given to him, curtesy of Loona herself, "Oh, and some advice, keep it short and sweet with Blitzo, he doesn't really have the best attention span." He gave her once more piece of advice, before flashing her a thumbs-up as she started to make her way towards Blitzo's door.
With the door closing behind Samantha, he sighs lightly, leaning against the couch that Loona was lying on, "So... how has your morning been?" He questioned, trying to start a conversation.
"Average." She said with a small shrug, still not taking her eyes off of her phone.
There was a rather awkward silence between the two, "So... what are you doing?" He asked, trying to make things less awkward between the two. He had to admit, between Loona, Blitzo, Moxxie and Millie, Loona was definitely the hardest one to keep a solid conversation happening between them.
"Watching videos of people getting screwed over by the legal system." She simply said.
Having the tiniest bit of interest in what she was doing, he quickly glanced at the phones screen, where it was showing a court system back in the human world, and a few moments passed before the male broke down crying whilst the female had a rather sinister grin on her face as the judge sentenced the man life behind bars for 'Attempted Sexual Assualt, along with attempted kidnapping.'
"Yikes." Naruto simply said as he heard the punishment being given out to the man.
"The funny part is, that he didn't even do any of that, it was all fabrication coming from the woman." Loona pointed out, some slice of amusement in her voice as she continued to watch the man on the phone.
"Wow... how corrupt is the legal system?" Naruto simply questioned, he had never really been in a court situation, mainly because his village didn't do stuff like that. You did something bad, you went straight to the Hokage for punishment, or for extra punishment, you were placed in I&T department, before you were finally shipped off to prison.
"Eh, depends." Loona said with another shrug, "It can be very corrupt if you have the correct connections, or in some cases you just have a pair of tits, then everything seems to go your way, even if you are in the wrong." She added on, with another small shrug and a half-lopsided smile on her face.
She had seen that happen many times, where everyone believed the woman due to her having a pair of tits to flash them. Even if the womans story was so full of flaws or if one could smell the bullshit, it just didn't get caught on, and it worked in most cases nine out of ten times.
"Right..." Naruto said, trailing off awkwardly as he shivered at just how corrupt that place was. Sure, in his human life, he was a Shinobi, and they too, could be rather corrupt when in places of power, but to even screw over the justice system with money - while it was possible, it was rare - or just because you could flaunt your womanly assets was just farfetched, and just very stupid to begin with.
'Well, it seems like that even with non-shinobi's, males still think with their other head.' He thought to himself with a small, mental sigh. He knew that was the case for some Shinobi as well, saving a woman from a situation and expecting a 'reward' for the deed, yet that didn't happen most of the time.
Only in a select few cases did that happen.
It happened to him once, where the person he saved tried to 'reward' him with a pleasurable night, but he politely declined, due to him not wanting to do it, in case the woman was not in the correct place mentally, but to also protect himself in case the woman decided to press the 'rape' charge against him.
"Where a Millie and Moxxie?" Naruto questioned, glancing about the room and seeing as how those two were not present at the current point in time.
"Beats me." Loona simply said once again, her ear twitching in mild annoyance.
Sighing lighly to himself, Naruto simply moved away from the couch that Loona was on, and made his way towards the little 'receptionist' desk that was near the back wall and closest to Blitzo's office.
However, before he could take a closer look at the desk and what was on it, his ears twitched when he heard the sound of one of the doors opening.
"Morning Loona~" A very southern accented voice spoke out, before he heard a small noise of surprise, "Oh, and mornin' Whiskers!"
Chuckling lightly at the way Millie had called him by his 'forced' nickname again, he turned on his heel and saw that the duo he was just looking for turned up into the office, although, oddly enough, Moxxie did look a little troubled, "Good morning Millie, and morning Moxxie." He greeted out with a small nod.
Millie is a short Imp with a long, demonic tail with white markings. She has eyes made up of yellow scleras and black pupils. She has long black eyelashes that extend beyond the sides of her hair.
She has two black horns with three thin white stripes and greyish-black hair with a white splotch in the center and bangs that cover half of her right horn. She has a beauty mark on her left cheek and a gap between her front teeth.
Her attire consists of black lipstick, a simple black choker, a cold-shoulder black crop top with gold buttons where the straps at the top meet the torso piece, torn black pants, fingerless black gloves, and black footwear that does not cover her hoof-like toes. Millie also has a black tattoo in the shape of a heart on her right shoulder, and two white splotches on the insides and outsides of each of her elbows.
All in all, she was the one who warmed up to him the most in such a short amount of time, along with the fact that she was more lively and cheerful when it came to the trio of new colleagues that he had, along with her rather sweet personality, it was rather hard to dislike her.
"Oh, hey, Naruto." Moxxie spoke out, more reserved than what was normal. Normally, he was a little more... cheerful and a little more energetic, well, maybe that was just a persona that he made when it was his 'training' day for the company when he got to know his other colleagues.
Moxxie is also an Imp demon who has red skin with white freckles on his cheeks. His white pointy hair leads up to his curvy black and white striped horns. He also has yellow sclera with what seems to be no irises and only slit pupils. Moxxie has a long red thin tail with a quadrilateral barb at the end, as well as lanky digitigrade legs ending in what appears to be cloven red hooves, reminiscent of artiodactylids.
His outfit consists of a black coat with red buttons and white cuffs, black pants a white shirt that has a black turtleneck, a large red bow-tie, and fingerless gloves.
Oh, did he forget to mention that they were 'Husband and Wife'? Or that Millie seemed to 'wear the pants' more in the relationship from the short amount of time he had seen them interact with each other?
Raising an eyebrow at the way Moxxie was acting, he sent a questioning glance towards Millie, "Whats his problem?" He asked.
"He seems to have gotten family oriented all of a sudden." She said with a small shrug of her shoulders, "He can't stand the idea of killing someone that has a family. Before, it used to be children, but now it had gotten much more broader." She added on.
"Uh... isn't that contradictory to this job though, where our job is to kill those that have been set by our clients?" He asked, a little confused about that. He knew that Moxxie was rather essential for the business, but if he was having problems with murdering someone, then why did he actually have the job, surely there will be other jobs for him to do that didn't require killing.
"That's what I have been trying to say to him for the past few hours." Millie revealed, before gently taking her husbands shoulder and guiding him to the chair by the receptionsist desk, "Now, I will get some things, and we will try to work past this, together." She said, giving a quick kiss to his forehead before disappearing into another room, where some crashes could be heard.
"So... want to talk about it?" Naruto offered, keeping his attention on the rather downtrodded Imp demon.
"No... it's just my conflicting morals kicking in again." Moxxie said with a shake of his head, before bringing his hand up to his forehead.
That interested Naruto. An Imp with morals? That was peculiar. He hadn't really seen an Imp that had morals before that conflicted with the main 'sin' that influenced them more.
"Alright then, if you need to talk to someone, I'm always all ears." He said, before that location and walking over to the eel tank.
"Thanks." He idly heard, however, now his attention was all on the eels merely swimming around in circles in the rather large fishtank.
It had been a few minutes since Samantha Mayberry had entered her meeting with Blitzo, and Naruto could vaguely hear them talking past the closed doors. He could also hear that Millie had been talking to Moxxie about his 'morals' of killing families was something that he needed to forget about - at least, when dealing with what the clients want.
He had turned around for a few moments to see what was happening, and he saw that Moxxie was shakily holding a loaded crossbow, and what he was aiming at was a picture of a family with two children - one younger brother and one older sister - and holding up that picture was Loona, who still seemed to not care that a weapon was being pointed in her general direction.
BING
BING
BING
Ears twitching at the noise coming from the desk, Naruto finally tore his gaze away from the eels within the fish tank and made his way over towards where the noise was coming from.
It was coming from a rapidly flashing red light, with a label reading 'Deranged client' underneath it, 'Calm down Samantha.' Naruto mentally prayed for her, he knew that she got a little heated, and that was something that Blitzo didn't really appreciate.
However, oddly enough, there were other lights that were not flashing, and they all had labels underneath them as well - some of which really made Naruto question about what was going on in Blitzo's head - with them reading; 'More coffee', 'Soiled my pants', 'Horny client', 'Client giving birth', 'Ghost' and oddly enough, there was one labelled 'Stolas'.
"Uh, guys, should we do something about this flashing red light?" Naruto questioned. However, when he didn't recieve an answer, he turned his attention towards the others, and it seemed like Loona had just gave Moxxie something to think about, as she was growling lowly at him whilst pointing towards the man in the photograph.
"Guilty and innocent aren't our business, Mox." Millie said, seemingly continuing off from what Loona had said - he wasn't sure, as he didn't hear anything - and cupped his cheek as she gently shook them, "Killing who we're paid to is our business. Choose a target." She said after a small pause, and kissed Moxxie's cheek. [Kisses him]
Moxxie aimed his crossbow back towards the immediate area of the picture that was being held up by Loona.
"I just think it's a bit excessive and we could be a bit more selective, is all." He said, heavily emphasising the 'selective' part of his statement.
As his finger curled around the trigger of the crossbow, Blitzo suddenly barged into the room, looking a little more joyful as Samantha followed after him, with her brow twitching in annoyance.
"Guys! I want you to meet—" He never got to finish his little statement, as his sudden and rather loud entry to the room had spooked Moxxie, and he had accidently pulled the trigger, and the arrow came shooting out of the loaded crossbow.
Millie leaps into Moxxie's arms as the arrow comes whizzing past, knocking the computer down off the table with a small crash. The arrow then flies and creates a large hole in the family picture that a now stunned Loona is holding. Somehow, the arrow once again richochets off the bottom of the tank that the eels were in, and then archs towards Samantha, who was looking a little stunned at the events taking place.
However, before the arrow got any closer, Blitzo simply caught it with one hand, stopping the chaos that was the richocheting arrow.
"Our newest client!" Blitzo finished, like he wasn't just bothered with how the arrow had nearly destroyed the office nor nearly seriously injured Samantha Mayberry, although, he did sound a little nervous, probably because it wasn't the best... first impression that was left by Samantha.
Within the rather awkward silence that followed, the wobbling eel tank finally lost its battle against gravity, and came crashing down to the ground, making shards of glass fall everywhere, along the soaking the carpets with water. The eels started flopping about uselessly, before they sparked and caused the entire room to burst into flames.
"Dammit, Moxxie! I just bought those eels!" Blitzo whined, throwing the arrow into the desk in annoyance.
Samantha decided now would be a great time to stand next to Naruto, "I am heading home, call me when its finished?" She said, before asking him to call her once her job is done.
"Sure. Stay safe." He said.
He felt a brief kiss to his cheek before he heard the doors closing once again.
"Naruto, call the Fire Brigade!" Blitzo yelled out, taking Moxxie by the collar of his clothing and started dragging him away from the room and towards safety.
"Fine." He muttered out, quickly making his way towards the bone-phone and dialling the correct number.
Now standing outside, Naruto watched with some slight fascination as two fire fighters coming out of the building, with one of them being shocked repeatedly due to the eels that he was holding, whilst the other one was watching in amusement at his fellow colleague getting zapped to oblivion.
"So... does that happen often?" Naruto asked out loud, "You know... the whole destruction thing?" He tried to clarify himself, gesturing wildly to the building that now had a very strong smell of smoke, along with having much darker foundations near the top due to the blaze.
"Maybe once every quarter." Loona responded, for once, she was not on her phone and was actually gazing at him.
"Oh... wow." Naruto said, "I guess I should prepare for more of this to happen?" He questioned slightly.
"That would be best for your sanity. With Blitzo and the clumsiness of Moxxie, it would be a surprise to last an entire half-year without anything going wrong." She responded, giving a rather uncharacteristic smile as she gave him a small pat on the back, "Oh, are you going to do the mission, or are you sitting this one out?" She asked with a small raised brow.
Taking a small pause, Naruto thought it over, while he would like to get back to the living world and experience something new, he decided that it would be best to stay back and watch the process of how everything happened, "I think I will stay. I want to see what actually happens without being a burden to them." He replied to the Hellhound demon.
"Take this." She simply said, chucking a rather large black screen in his direction, "Using this will allow you to access the camera of whoever decides to wear it. The quality may be a little bad, considering that you are in Hell and they are in the living realm, but at least it will have some sound, and won't cut off unless something bad happens." She explained to him.
"Ah, thank you." Naruto said, flashing a small smile in the Hellhounds direction, before opening the screen up - as it didn't have a password, oddly enough - and once he tapped on a button, he was able to see that the camera was actually showing feed from Blitzo's point of view, "Wow, this is cool." He muttered out.
"Ah, Naruto." Blitzo's voice was suddenly in the ear of him, causing him to jump a little from the fright, turning his head to the right, he noticed Blitzo was staring at the screen in his hands, "I see you are staying behind this time." He stated.
"Yes sir, I wanted to know what actually happens during missions, and what the process of them are." Naruto stated to the boss, hoping that he would accept that.
"Alright then." Blitzo said, nodding his head at that, "If you ever want to go on a mission, don't be afraid to ask. They really aren't that hard, just a get-in, get-out sort of thing." He said, flashing a fanged-grin at him.
"Noted."
"Loona, the book still alright?" Blitzo questioned, turning his attention to his adoptive daughter.
All she did was flash the book that she pulled out from... somewhere in his direction and he did a little fist-bump in the air, "Sweet!" He cheered out, before he blinked and stared at Naruto, "Well, don't get too bored. We will be back shortly, be sure to pay attention!"
After a few short moments, a rather bizzare looking portal opened up on the side of the building, where Naruto could see some parts of an isolated wooden home that was near a lake.
"Toodles~" Blitzo said, before hoping into the portal first, with Moxxie and Millie following suit after him.
The portal swiftly closed up afterwards, leaving nothing but the wall of the building, nothing even suggesting that a portal was there to begin with.
Paying attention to the screen in his hand, Naruto watched as the mission started to commence, making sure to really pay attention to what was happening and how the things happened.
END CHAPTER
Alright guys, I hope you enjoyed that chapter, please let me know on what you thought about it. Please be aware that I am keeping my eye out for any 'Official' songs that comes from Vivziepop, along with any new episodes.
Like I said earlier, I might add one or two more girls that are introduced into the Helluva Boss series, but I want to keep the Harem small and manageable.
Question - Irrelevant question to this story, but what do you think about BBW women? Also, what are your thoughts about a hairy snatch? In my opinion, I like reading stories that involve a BBW lover, and I also prefer some variety when it comes to a woman's snatch. It gives extra flair to the lemons/smut, not every girl will always have a perfectly hairless vagina.
Naruto's Abilities
Natural Abilities
Demon Transformation
Like most demons residing in Hell, Naruto can transform himself into his 'Full-Demon' form, which is a yellowish-orange Kyuubi. However, he has very little control over this form, and he takes a second personality in this form.
Pheromones
This is something that is always being exhueded from his body, with it being stronger than other demons. However, when his heat period starts coming around, then the pheromones get even stronger and harder to resist. Weaker willed females will fall under their sway and will go out of their way to search for him, the stronger willed ones can resist it a little easier, but it can still affect them.
In this time period, males will stay well away from him, as they feel threatened by him, and don't want to fall under his wrath. However, if their sexuality is gay, then it becomes a different story.
The only ones who don't become affected at all by his pheromones are the Asexual or Aromantics.
Illisions
Being a much more advanced breed of Kitsune demons, Naruto is able to cast or set illusions, making them appear different to what they actually are. Despite not being the best at it, he can still fool many people who aren't trained in spotting illusions or breaking them.
Skillset
Assassination
Due to Naruto's previous life as a ninja, assassination comes easily to him. Although he is not that great at handling guns, give him small knives or shortswords, then he is the man you want for an assassination mission. He is quick and efficient.
Athleticism
Due to Naruto's previous life as a ninja, Naruto is more physically fit, he is faster and has greater stamina compared to others.
Sensing
Naruto is able to sense any and all negative emotions in his immediate area, and if he concentrates hard enough, he could push that to the limit and sense within nearly two full miles.
Unique Abilities
Pyrokinesis
Naruto is able to manipulate and control fire, almost as easily as breathing. The smaller the fire, the easier it is for him to control, and can easily be used for distraction. Larger fires, say forest fires or large bonfires requires more concentration, however, once he does have it under control, it can lead to a lot of damage and destruction.
Seduction
Being a more advanced Kitsune breed, Naruto does have the natural ability to seduce people. Through physical contact and lasting eye-contact, Naruto can lower people's guards to the bare minimum, allowing him to initiate a otherwise challenging task. However, this can also have a downside, as it can cause the person being in contact with him for long periods of time to become obsessed with him.