Out of Body Experience
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Who's who and Naraku's deal
Last chapter
"You. Stop that gawking expression. This Sesshomaru will take his body back now." He said in his now girly voice which made his threat sound very, well…, unthreatening. Kagome looked up and arched a silver brow,
"How?"
Kagome gulped nervously as she watched her body stand upright menacingly. Sesshomaru, already tired of being in this human wretch's body, started to walk forward with a growl.
"You will do as this Sesshomaru tells you." Suddenly the very tense atmosphere was broken by the sound of Inu Yasha's now very childish laugh echoing in the air. They both turned as Shippo stood up roughly and dusting off his dirty red haori.
"You really aren't in a place to be threatening whoever is in YOUR body." Kagome looked at the swords at her side and rose a triumphant first in the air,
"He is right! So ha you stupid fluffy baka, thank you uhhhh errr….who are you?" Kagome said lifting her silver brows in curiosity and Sesshomaru felt his stomach twist at seeing his body's emotions being used so easily and freely.
"I am Shippo!" He said triumphantly and then they heard Sesshomaru sigh heavily while rubbing his temples. Sitting down rather…ungirl like…exposing everything between her legs because of her short skirt, he groaned,
"I believe you would be referring to yourself…seeing as you are in MY body…" He said with a glare. Shippo got a nose bleed as he noticed the pink underwear with little puppies on it from the way Sesshomaru was sitting. Kagome's face flushed a deep red. The sight of the inu-youkai lord's face blush a deep crimson that only the dark pigmented stripes on his cheeks stood out.
"Close your legs Sesshomaru!...My legs!...grrr dammit sit properly!" She half whined as she watched him smirk. Seeing him not do so she went to rush at him to do it for him and, well, forgetting her newly obtained demon speed…CRASH!...Kagome moaned as she rubbed a clawed hand on her head. Sesshomaru was twisted and tangled within each other's limbs putting them in an interesting position causing the Shippo half demon to run to find another tissue to stick up the other side of his bleeding nose.
Inu Yasha, finally awoken once again. He sat dumbly on the ground staring at his beaded hand. (How the hell did I end up in Miroku's body?...Maybe this is just a nightmare….) He then looked over to see Sango gnawing at her sleeve as she tried to groom herself better and arched a dark brow (Yes….this is one very fucked up dream…) He thought scowling. Standing up he looked down at his hip concentrating as if he thought he could stare long enough that the Tessaiga would appear. No so such luck…damn dream. He groaned as he grabbed the staff as the only means of defense he had.
When he felt something clawing against his leg he looked down and saw a very concerned Kirara. "Well at least you are normal…" He mumbled picking up the agitated fire cat. Yet the aura around the cat felt different…picking her up he looked her in the eyes and saw the mirrored image of Sango's dark hues… "Sango?" He asked incoherently and suddenly the cat nodded eagerly and pointed to the tree with a paw frantically. He lifted her dark blue eyes and saw the body of Sango stretch cat like in the tree before curling into a ball. He tested his luck… "Kirara?" Then suddenly she looked up and mewed. Inu Yasha sweat dropped as Kirara came pounding at him with Sango's body on all fours and started rubbed affectionately against his legs. A dark crimson blush reached up to his ears and Sango squirmed a bit and thwaped him on the nose.
"Miss Sango?" Came Shippo's little voice and the little fox youkai walked forward gawking. Instead of the feral Sango looking up the small body of Kirara looked at him expectantly.
"Miss Sango…? Miroku is that you?" Inu Yasha asked and the little kit looked up to his real body with teary eyes and nodded.
"What the hell is going on?" Inu Yasha cursed. He then heard the sound of his brother's voice yell not to far away.
"Let's go Inu Yasha. Lady Kagome could be in trouble." Miroku said and using his little fox form he started to dash into the brush using his new senses to find them.
"Let's go!" Inu Yasha hollered. Sango's little demon body was held to his chest and out of habit Kirara jumped on his shoulder…. Kirara pounced up and hoped to land on his shoulder but seem to forget one tiny insty bisty detail…she had Sango's body now. OOFF! Inu Yasha landed face first in the dirt with his hands stretched out in front of him cradling Sango and Kirara sat dumbly on his back blinking confusedly wondering what happen?
"Kirara…hurt…Yasha?" Kirara sputtered out in chopped phrases in Sango's soft voice. Inu Yasha gawked, OO.
"You can talk?" He asked sitting up but she only stared. He figured she probably thought she was meowing and he just motioned for them to move forward. When Inu Yasha came into the clearing and saw Kagome beneath Sesshomaru he fumed. Sango and Kirara moved aside as he yelled, "Sesshomaru! Get your hands off of her!" He stepped forward and noticed only Kagome's face turn to him with a cold stare. He took a step back; he thought only his brother was capable of such a cold glare.
Kagome stumbled rubbing her head muttering to herself about stupid demons. She looked up as she heard Miroku's voice and realized only one person had an attitude like that…
"Inu Yasha?" She asked looking at him and she saw him turn to look at her but with Miroku's body. "Don't tell you switched bodies too…." She groaned. Inu Yasha arched a brow at his very visible emotion half brother.
"What do you want with Kagome?" He glared at her and then she smacked her forehead as she remembered her predicament.
"I want nothing of the sort with your wench…" Sesshomaru spoke as he stood up idly fixing the filthy girl's that wrinkled on his new body.
"No way….." Inu Yasha sputtered and then it clicked in his wee brain. "So that means that Kagome could only be…"
"Surprise?" She offered sheepishly waving shyly when Miroku broke out in a fit of laughter. Soon his laughter was joined with that of Shippos'.
"Hahahaha….it's so funny to….see Sesshomaru…showing emotions…hehehehe." The two laughing hyenas said together through fits of giggles…yes giggles.
"Okay so let's get this straight…" Kagome said folding her clawed hands in her lap. They were now back at their make shift camp in the middle of no where sitting in a circle. "I am in Sesshomaru's body. Sesshomaru is in my body. Shippo is in Inu Yasha's body, Sango is in Kirara's body, Kirara is in Sango's, Miroku is in Shippo's and Inu Yasha is in Miroku's." She finished. She watched as everybody nodded.
"So this is all Naraku's fault…" Miroku said quietly looking at his childish hands. He sighed and looked up, "How are we going to get back our bodies?" As if on cue, Kagura dropped in with a rush of wind and smirked as she raised her fan to her mouth as she laughed.
"Naraku has sent me to tell you a little message on his behalf. Surrender all the jewel shards and he will give your bodies back. OR, you can try to fight him, which would be hilarious for you fools do not know how to use your new bodies, and get your bodies back the hard way." With that she was gone with a flick of a feather.
"So ya think we can get away with making a voodoo doll of Naraku and stab it to death?" Kagome offered lamely as tears weld up in her golden eyes. Sesshomaru fumed at the sight of his body be exposed to emotional weakness. Standing up he went to go clear his head,
"You will do best not to show your weak emotions with my body. Until we figure out a solution we are bound to learn the ways of one another and fast. For this Sesshomaru will not care to steal the shards and give them to Naraku as a last resort." With that he walked away to a distant tree and settled quietly closing his dark brown eyes. Kagome clenched her fists…this was going to be harder than she thought…
There ya go!
I hope the way I'm writing it isn't too confusing! Simli