Out of Body Experience
Disclaimer: Yes, I know, Inu Yasha is not mine sniffles
"talk"
(thoughts)
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Last Chapter…..
"You will do best not to show your weak emotions with my body. Until we figure out a solution we are bound to learn the ways of one another and fast. For this Sesshomaru will not care to steal the shards and give them to Naraku as a last resort." With that he walked away to a distant tree and settled quietly closing his dark brown eyes. Kagome clenched her fists…this was going to be harder than
she thought…
Now onto the story….
The first night was spent in silence pondering on Sesshomaru's words. Sesshomaru sat against a tree meditating the whole night yet that aura that surrounded him was well…pissed off. Inu Yasha sat gazing into the fire and gazing at his Tessaiga that Shippo deemed his play toy for the night. Miroku was curled up in the sleeping bag already out cold. His new body was still that of a kid and as a growing child he needed to get lots of sleep! Sango was curled up next to Kirara who was curled up also. Who would have thought Sango's body was capable of those feline positions. Kagome sat moving back and forth; squirming horribly.
"Will you stop those unnecessary movements human?" Sesshomaru growled for what seem to be the 50th time that night. Kagome only squeaked in response. Shippo plopped down beside her and looked at her, even though Kagome was in Sesshomaru's body her presence was unmistakable.
"What's wrong?" He asked, his little doggie ears flickering through the silver whisps of hair. Kagome looked up and blushed at how close he was. Shippo may have been in Inu Yasha's body but that made all the difference. Kagome gulped as she seemed to notice how close his face was to hers…
"Shippo! Dammit move away from her!" Inu Yasha growled as he saw that forlorn look in her golden eyes like she had got when they almost kissed in front of the tree a long time ago…before she slapped him out of nervousness. A/N Ya know the time when she flung her arms out screaming, "Whoa, whoa, whoa, hold the phone!" Shippo arched a brow and moved away a bit.
"What's wrong though mommy?" He asked childishly tilting his head and she thought how cute it would be if only Inu Yasha could act so caring as she embedded the caring image in her head. Taking a deep breath she muttered,
"Ihavetogotothebathroom."
"Huh?"
"Ihavetogotothebathroom!" She repeated more urgently…
"Wha?"
"I HAVE TO GO TO THE BATHROOM!" She yelled and bit her lip. Sesshomaru was horrified. It suddenly dawned on everyone why she was so figity about it. Shippo slowly caught on and broke out into laughter and tears started to form in his golden eyes. Inu Yasha took in shaky breaths as he continued to laugh and slapped his knees a few times. Kagome flushed from embarrassment. Sesshomaru looked up the atramentous starry sky as if to say, why me? Kagome closed her eyes trying to ignore the need for release. (No way am I touching his…thing! Gah! Dammit Naraku when I find you I'm so going to make you pay…) She had to pause from her thoughts as she winced at the pain through her body once more…she needed to go bad! (Oh Kami please say it pees on its' own so I don't have to touch it….) Shippo stopped laughing and wiped his eyes.
"You have to go pee?" He asked rather bluntly. He watched as she nodded making her silver locks slide down and pool in her lap. It had taken them all day to get used to the new emotions shown on the taiyoukai's face but they did finally…however Sesshomaru did not. Sesshomaru mentally rolled his eyes and called over his shoulder,
"Come girl." He hissed and she flustered a bit before standing up and following him like a whipped puppy with her tail between her legs. They walked a distance away from the camp where he knew the others wouldn't hear and he turned around.
"Can you do this on your own?" He growled as he scorned the thought of her touching anything on his body and he didn't care that it was his own hand doing so. She only shook her head but the red blush was like a neon light to him. He narrowed his eyes, oh how he would make Naraku pay dearly… "I will…assist you as seeing it is MY body…just keep your eyes shut." He ordered. Kagome nodded and closed her eyes and it took every inch of self control not to scream at the top of her lungs when she felt his hands work with the trousers and guide his… "thing" out. She squeaked and bit her lip as hard as she could, butterflies and true humiliation filled every bit of her body. All the sudden she heard him sigh… "You may do it now…" Kagome figited and with a hushed voice said,
"I can't go…" The only reason she couldn't manage to go was the fact that someone was there with her, holding it! She was so nervous!
"I tire of this…" He growled. Getting caught in the woods by an unsuspecting youkai with a miko holding the Lord of the Western Land's manhood was not something he had in mind. An unconscious movement from Sesshomaru's hand had caused Kagome to gasp. Pleasure shot down her spine from that simple movement and it took Sesshomaru all his control not to slap his forehead in realization of what he caused. Well…the inevitable happened. A rather dark oni had to walk out of the brush and gawked at the site before him. O.O;;; Sesshomaru cursed as he released his manhood and was about to draw his sword when he let a colorful string of words leave his mouth. Damn you Naraku! Kagome squeaked and turned to cover herself and just happened to look down and blushed a very VERY dark hue of red…(Well at least we all know he is very endowed…) She scrubbed those thoughts for her mind and tucked "it" away in her pants while all the time muttering,
"Ew ew ew ew ew" The oni then burst out into laughter and Kagome turned around giving Sesshomaru a apologetic look.
"The Lord of the Western lands with Inu Yasha's Miko? Wait until the other hear about this…" He then flinted off in the woods and Kagome stared at the spot he once was when Sesshomaru snapped and yelled,
"What the hell are you doing? Kill the damn thing!" He yelled furiously and she nodded nervously and with one sniff to find his scent she vanished after him. Sesshomaru groaned and very childishly kicked a nearby rock…his reputation was going to be ruined by this. This girl was going to be the death of him and he really considered stealing the shards but then he would have to put up with that freak of a nature hanyo with all the shards.
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Kagome ran as fast as she could when she spotted the oni up ahead laughing as he ran. She would kill this demon, this was the least she could do for making an embarrassment of him. She looked at her one hand and remembered the whip he had she fought mentally on how to get it to work
"Acid whip!" She muttered and watched as nothing happened, "Go acid!" she encouraged and still nothing. "Whip of acid!" she cried out and still nothing happened… "In the name of love and justice! Acid whip!" She attempted once more and was met with nothing…
"Dammit!" She cursed as she flung her arm down and came to a halting stop as she saw the whip glow from her hands and fling out to slice the demon in half. Reaching the sizzling corpse she felt something she never had before…a rush of excitement. It was instinct. Unknowingly she let instinct consume her. She reached for a sword at her waist and out of the Tensiega and Toukijin, she grabbed the dark sword, Toukijin. Using it she slashed the demon into smaller bits and became very satisfied with the screams of pain.
"Kagome!" She whipped around and saw Shippo running towards her. But her demon mind only sensed the sword and the sword made her feel threatened… She growled unconsciously and raised the sword, letting her body take control. Her golden hues started to bleed red as her sensitive ears took in everything. The rush of the wind and the sound of the leaves brushing against one another. The moon shone brightly and reflected off of her silver hair causing an ethereal like glow. Her tail I know it's not a tail but I'm making it one :P uncurled from her shoulder and swayed behind her. She heard the pounding of the other's feet rushing towards her. She felt like an ambushed rabbit. Her instincts would not allow it. Her golden eyes finally met with that of her bodies. A feeling of calmness rushed her but her demon side fought it back.
She rushed forward and pinned Sesshomaru to the tree. He did not attempt to struggle because he knew what was happening and to move would give a sense of prey and his demon side would want the thrill of the game.
"Kagome." He stated coldly. Kagome's mind was elsewhere, only the demonic growl answered him. Kagome found herself sniffing him, tucking her nose in the raven locks smelling the shampoo and the others were about to move when Inu Yasha held out his staff.
"No. You move and she will attack. The demon is in control right now." He stated and the others watched helplessly. A predatory growl escaped her lips as she saw other males come close to what was investigating. In the back of her mind it clicked on what was going on. For one it was plain and simple, she was now a male and it took interest in the female aura of her body. The miko energy posed as a threat and her demon side was investigating it. After sniffing Sesshomaru for awhile and seeing no reaction and fear she moved away feeling satisfied. Sesshomaru gave a sigh of relief in his mind but still held a cold façade as he watched the movements of the demon carefully. He racked his mind for something to subdue the demon. Kagome first walked to the human monk. Her demon senses did not acknowledge the fact that everyone changed bodies; they were only what they appeared to be. Inu Yasha froze as he watched his demon brother walk towards him. Swallowing the lump in his throat out of nervousness he persuaded his body to become calm. The scent of fear and an unsuspecting movement was all it took to cause Kagome to attack.
She walked forward circling around Inu Yasha like a vulture. Sniffing the air for fear and taking another step closer behind him sniffing him along his neck as to listen to his heartbeat. Hearing a slow hear beat which meant he was calm and posed as no threat she moved onto Shippo. Sniffing the air she scrunched her nose at the scent of a mix of human and demon. She smelt the sedated fear on Shippo. She heard the rushing beats of his heart and most of all her demon body recognized Shippo to be his half brother. A fierce growl emmited from her jowls and as she was about to attack she passed out. She fell to the ground with a sickening thud and her bodies' demonic energy faded and now she looked as if she was asleep. From behind they saw Sesshomaru pick up the arrow that was on the ground.
"What did you do to her?" Inu Yasha growled and Sesshomaru glared.
"I simply used the blunt of the arrow to knock her out." He stated calmly putting the bow on his shoulder. Shippo pulled one of Kagome's arms around his shoulders and Inu Yasha distastefully did the same and they started to heave her back to camp. Sesshomaru watched the others go and looked down at the corpse of the demon. His hand then brushed against the reddened flesh of his neck. Had he not been calm something more catastrophic, in his opinion, could have happened other than death. He then started walking back to camp and started to plan how he was going to teach the wretch self control and how he prayed to the gods she didn't pee on herself in the night.
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There we go! What ya think of this chapter?
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Inu Youkai Gurl – fwee! I'm glad you really think it's funny! I'm trying!
Chaos-and-Serenity – That topic is coming up in this chapter :D
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Loony Buggi – Yey! Yus, just wait to see some of the stuff that happens between Sesshomaru and Kagome.
Fluffychick15 – Glad ya understand it now, the last chapter was more like a clearing it up for everybody chapter.