Out of Body Experience

Disclaimer: No I do NOT own Inu Yasha and Co….But I do own Sesshomaru's thong. O.O;;;

Sorry for the delay in chapter, I had to work and not to mention that my family are assholes x.x;;;

"talk"

(thoughts)

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Last chapter….

"Well you know Spiders are fond of trees and dark places…" He drawled out and it hit Kagome like lightening. She screamed and dashed from the tree and collided with Sesshomaru's chest crouching at his feet with her hands over her head whimpering. He sighed. All that training for it to be wasted on a little insect…he then pondered on singing the little, "Itsy bisty spider went up a water spout" song that Rin was so fond of.

"Woman get off of me." He growled and was only met with a vigorous shake of silver locks. "Now!" the only response was a whimper and fear shaking the mighty demon body. When he tried to pry her off she only grasped on to his leg tightly and shook in fear. (Great…) He thought, now he was stuck with fuzzy maraca stuck to his leg. His pride and ego were almost diminished from this woman…almost. "Are too." He said arrogantly and then suddenly Kagome growled and whacked him a good one.

"Am not!" She roared. Sesshomaru smirked; humans were always amusing.

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Now onto the story….

The next morning Kagome woke up with a shift in the breeze and cringed. She blinked her golden eyes sleepily and looked around their dubbed home for the time being. Shippo slept against the tree with the Tessaiga clutched to his chest. His silvery moon dipped locks rippled over his shoulders and the little appendages on his head swiveled. (I wonder why Inu Yasha never got a tail too…) She wondered idly. She then moved her vision to see Kirara sleeping on a branch curled up in a ball, (Man Sango's body is going to ache when she gets it back) She giggled a bit at the thought and she looked to Sango. Unknowingly to Sango, she was curled up against Miroku's little fox body who had an arm draped over the little fire demon. It seemed that Kirara's almost motherly persona of comforting the kitsune was still in effect regardless. (Now if only they would do that in their own bodies…man why couldn't I have been put into Kirara's or Sango's body! Not change fucking genders…;.;) She looked over to wear Inu Yasha slept against the tree that Shippo leaned against. His little rat tail dancing on the breeze, his hands tucked into the sleeves and his head lowered and the staff against his chest. (Inu Yasha…) She almost frowned as she turned and saw her body tossing and turning in her sleeping bag. She arched a brow and watched a little longer. Sesshomaru's brows were furrowed and had a cold sweat covering his forehead. (Is he having a night mare?) The moving ceased and now he slept with his face buried into the security of blankets. (I wonder what he was dreaming about…) She shook her head and took a deep breath. That when she cringed again. That smell…it was so fowl that she almost gagged. She weaved her way through the earthly scents and found that they were those of her comrades and it clicked. They haven't bathed in three days….gross!

She stood up and yawned and Sango woke up not to long after. Sango hissed at the antics of Miroku hugging her and scrabbled away from his little arms. A sigh escaped her furry lips and Kagome motioned for her to follow. When they got a good distance away Kagome sighed and started talking,

"Man your lucky Sango! You probably suffered the least out of this." She whined and she heard a little snicker escape the furry creature, "It's not funny!" She ran her only hand through her hair, "I miss having two hands…I feel sorry for Sesshomaru…" She muttered and they made their way to the hot springs. She sat down on a rock and Sango was more than happy to leap in once and make a little splash. She chuckled and Sango momentarily blushed at the demon lord forgetting of present situation. "I need a bath." She hissed looking at herself and groaned, "Why are life's simple pleasures against me?" She said exasperated and looked down into the steamy water at herself taking in her demon features. The strong jaw line Sesshomaru possessed, firm yet bored features, the whispy silver locks around her well structured face. She ran a clawed finger along the outline of the crescent moon and the stripes that adorned her cheeks. Her attention was pulled away from her aweing and saw Sango pointing to a near by waterfall. "I can bath there! Just stand in the water, I'm good!" She raised a fist in the air and suddenly turned around to see Inu Yasha.

"What are you doing out here wierdo?" He asked, snickering a bit on the pose he saw her older half-brother's body in; settling on a near by stone.

"Coming up with plans of how to take a bath." She groaned and heard him snicker which caused a smile to cover her lips. She always was filled with pride when she made him laugh.

"Kagome, you think there is a way to take all of us back to your time till we find a way to change back? I'm sure your grandfather has something bout this." Inu Yasha said seriously and Kagome acted dumbstruck.

"Of course! You're a genius! Oh thank you Inu Yasha! We can go find Lady Kaede and ask her about it, I'm sure she will know!" She said giddily causing Inu Yasha to snicker at his brother's prancing body. She rushed over to him and gave him a tight hug which made Inu Yasha yelp in shock. Inu Yasha closed his eyes, this was too weird. Suddenly a cough was heard and they looked to see Sesshomaru glaring with all he had…which was a lot. Kagome started laughing nervously and pulled away rubbing the back of her head sheepishly, "Errr, Good Morning Sesshomaru!" She said cheerfully and he frowned,

"Sama…" He corrected and he looked at her distastefully, "Did you forget what we discussed yesterday human? Any demon could be around right now to have seen your disgusting display." He said with his voice diluted with a feminine anger.

"Well excuse me all high and mighty…" She shot back and Sesshomaru glared,

"Human did I not make myself clear?"

"Yes Mr. I am God hear me roar." She scoffed. He allowed the miko energy to glow around him and he glared at her venomously. Inu Yasha snickered at bit in response, Sesshomaru was acting just like Kagome when she is in her time of the month.

"Do not test me." He growled and she sighed, damn cramps making him all pissy. Inu Yasha was right. She doubted the heat thing because the scent she smelled yesterday was barely visible right now; probably the lack of bathing smell covered it. He continued to glare when he stated, "I wish privacy to clean this filthy human shell. I shall demand you do the same." He stated looking to Kagome. She huffed, "I planned to anyway." She attempted to cross her "arms" over her chest and frowned when that wasn't possible for the sake of having one arm. "Annoying isn't it." Sesshomaru said in a more desperate tone noticing her failed attempt while casting a half hearted glare at Inu Yasha. Inu Yasha huffed and walked off to the stream further down to take suit. Sango mewed and pranced off and left the two alone.

"You peek at my body I will hurt you. And don't your dare grope or molest it!" Kagome warned and he rolled his eyes,

"You flatter yourself. I have no intention of doing so." He sighed. Wow these mood swings were really taking an effect on him. As Kagome was walking away towards the falls he stated, "We will be going to my castle this evening. This Sesshomaru has to make an occasion to excuse his absence." He stated and she swiftly turned around,

"You're crazy! I can't do that and Kami knows you can't while you are in my body!" Sesshomaru only shrugged,

"You are capable. I have a plan." He said and then started to take off the school uniform in front of her and she glared,

"Dammit have some modesty would you!" She screamed and stormed off to the waterfalls. She entered the security off the cavern behind the falls where some of the smaller waterfalls held home to. With much frustration she finally got the armor off and it clanked to the ground. She looked down at her kimono and blushed as she slid the top haori off revealing his very well shaped chest. (Man this guy would be the heartthrob of the century back home) She mused happily. She looked at the stub of an arm in her left shoulder and frowned, the memory was all to clear and she actually felt bad…

"Inu Yasha!" She called out as she finally pegged the green toad with another skull.

"Will you shut up and let me protect you?" He growled as she blushed…(He wants to protect me…Inu Yasha) She smirked and threw another skull at the stupid little henchmen of Lord Sessho-maru. Her dark mahogany eyes took in the vision of absolute power and grace. The Giant Phantom canine that was adorned with a crescent on his forehead, huge floppy ears, and a long; beautiful whispy tail. His massive paws indenting the armor of their great father, Inu Yasha was right; they were nothing but flees on this massive structure of power of the western lands. She watched as she felt the vibrations from the Tessiaga pulsate and with a powerful cry Inu Yasha struck and dragged the blade along the limb and fully lacerated it; ligaments and all. The crimson blood spilled out of the limb that made Kagome's stomach churn. With a finally hit she watched as the massive figure fell off and drifted away on an orb into the sunset. She felt guilty but they had to survive.

She sighed to herself and counting down to herself she closed her eyes and let the trousers slide off of her figure. She shivered at the warm misty breeze wrap around her body. She carefully used her feet and her hand to feel her way towards a fall and stand under it. She shivered harshly at the cold that swamped her body. She ran her clawed hand through her silky locks that now clung to her thighs. She grabbed a bottle of shampoo (that she swiped before leaving camp) and lathered it into her hair. She hummed happily and snickered at how she must look to a stranger, a great demon lord humming to himself. She sighed contently with the water soothing through her hair, she opened her golden hued eyes to look at her hair to make sure it was free of the suds. Her body smelt much cleaner and she sighed with relief. She let her eyes wonder a bit, those same royal striped where spiking down on his hips and she flushed red seeing the very male piece of anatomy when she heard a voice echo through the cavern,

"And you were telling me not to resort to such incriminations on one's personal space." Sesshomaru stated with a smirk seeing her flushed face.

"I…I.I Wasn't! I was just making sure I was err… you were clean!" She stuttered horribly,

"Hentai…" He drawled out lazily walking further into the cavern.

"I am not!" She said angrily trying to cover herself up and he rolled his eyes,

"Stop acting childish. It's not like I haven't seen my body before." He stated lazily sitting on a nearby, dry, stone.

"So!" She said embarrassed as she dressed quickly. She was still blushing from embaressment when she sat down on a stone across from him. Kagome was the first to talk,

"Inu Yasha and I were talking about all of us could possibly go through the well and stay in my time till we get our bodies back. We would have to talk to lady Kaede first and find a way to do it." She stated seriously and a rather, dark, laughter escaped his lips.

"Naraku would have the time of his life with that. With you all out of the picture I would believe he would take complete advantage of it and steal the shards and destroy towns by the dozens with nothing to stall him." He responded matter of factly. (Wow, I bet that was a mouth full for one who can say nothing other than give me Tessaiga or harass his brother.) She mused silently to herself. She sighed, he was right…

"I never though of that…" She said dumbstruck.

"Of course, your human." He snorted.

"Hmph, you are just jealous." She shot back sticking her nose in the air. Sesshomaru quirked a brow,

"Why would I be jealous? I am experiencing the horror now." He growled. Kagome sighed, why did he have to be such a jerk!

"Oh yeah, before all of this happened. You said you had something to talk to Inu Yasha about. What was it?" She asked arching a fine brow.

"None of your concern. Now onto business." He stated coldy, god his moods were enough to make a bi polar person jealous! Kagome shut her eyes in a way to drone him out and sniffed quietly, she was struck with that intoxicating scent. She almost groaned allowed at the smell, it made a fire burn in her stomach. She wasn't stupid, she put two and two together. This was what Inu Yasha smelt when she went into heat. She gulped. Opening her golden eyes she saw Sesshomaru looking at her with an almost predatory gaze. That gaze…excited her. A challenge. Sesshomaru stiffened and smacked himself mentally. Stupid heat. He shrugged, he could get the mental link done without much protest at least he mused. He walked forward and well aware that the closer her got the closer she was to loosing all sense of sanity. He stopped in front of her and reached for her clawed hand. He took one claw finger and raised it to his lips. Kagome was enticed, she watched every movement and was a loss of what to do or stay. He slowly dragged the claw across his lips and finally pierced the bottom lip horizontally. The blood poured out gently and it covered his lips like lip stick. He then pushed the claw against her lip, piercing it at as well noticing she didn't even flinch as he continued his incision on it. When finished Kagome came back to reality and felt the blood on her lips and sliding down her chin.

"Hey what the hell was that for!" She cursed, boy she was hanging around Inu Yasha to much. Everything happened so fast for her as she felt her body immobilized in shock as she felt a small, wet appendage grazing her bottom lip. She almost moaned as small lips were pressed against hers forcefully while lapping at the blood. He was wanting her to do the same and her demon side was more than happy to oblige. He ran her tongue across her lips, she didn't even think how weird it was to be kissing…well… herself…and not to mention it was Sesshomaru in her body. The kiss was bruising and almost exotic as their lips melded against one another lapping the blood away. Kagome's throat was scorching with the miko blood running down her demon throat. Suddenly she felt a strong push against her chest and she let out a scream as she fell in the water. (What the hell? Stupid fucking Sesshomaru) She screamed mentally as she came up gasping for air. I heard that Said a voice in her head she looked around and groaned, (Now I am going crazy!) She cursed and then that same little voice came back to taunt her. No. That little escapade was only for a mental bonding spell. She looked on in horror, (Now you can hear my thoughs?) She asked herself attentively to see if it was true, Hai. She cursed when horror once more reared it's ugly head,

"You stole my first kiss!" She screamed while pointing an accusing finger at him. He shrugged,

"I wouldn't even think that would count as one. Now get up." (You damn, arrogant, cocky bastard…)She thought hatefully and saw Sesshomaru glare at her,

"I bed to differ." He teased. She groaned desperately. (Oh Naraku, wait till I get my hands on you! I'm going to make you beg for death!) She thought vilely.

"That I can agree too…" Sesshomaru stated thoughtfully,

"Stop that!" She screamed while he smirked.

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