Out of Body Experience
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"talk"
(thoughts)
:mental talk:
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Last Chapter…
She looked on in horror, (Now you can hear my thoughts?) She asked herself attentively to see if it was true::Hai.: She cursed when horror once more reared it's ugly head,
"You stole my first kiss!" She screamed while pointing an accusing finger at him. He shrugged,
"I wouldn't even think that would count as one. Now get up." (You damn, arrogant, cocky bastard…)She thought hatefully and saw Sesshomaru glare at her,
"I beg to differ." He teased. She groaned desperately. (Oh Naraku, wait till I get my hands on you! I'm going to make you beg for death!) She thought vilely.
"That I can agree too…" Sesshomaru stated thoughtfully,
"Stop that!" She screamed while he smirked.
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With a final huff Kagome glared at him and stormed out of the cavern.
"Stupid demon fluffy thinger reading my thoughts…HAVEN'T YOU HEARD OF PRIVACY YA CREEP!" She roared with flames in her eyes and Sesshomaru rolled his eyes.
"Watch yourself." He scowled. Kagome snorted and looked at her hand, watching herself.
"Happy?" She growled and he rolled his eyes one more. The two made their way back to camp in silence and she glanced over to the miko beside her. Oh how she longed to be in her body. "So umm…about this going to your…" She was cut off by an extremely annoyed Sesshomaru.
"I have lands to take care of and I need a reasonable excuse to get away so this Sesshomaru can get his body back. Also in the mean time; teaching you the ways of this Sesshomaru need to be taken care of…" He paused and glanced at Kagome who was twirling a silver lock of his hair in her fingers…it was so girly…he cringed, "…immediately." He continued slightly disturbed.
"So what do I need to learn?" She asked looking at him with her head cocked to the side like a curious puppy.
"The what, how, and way you act, talk, and address the court of lords. The ways of dealing with Rin and Jaken while we are there. Your training most of all." He said bluntly and she huffed. She didn't want to learn the ways of "Fluffy-sama" she just wanted her damn body back! Kami knows he could be violating it while she is asleep. When they arrived at camp Sango and Kirara were the only one's there. Her demon senses picked up everyone was close by and training. Sesshomaru was no different as he continued to walk and expected her to follow. She stuck her tongue out at his back and huffed. They continued walking till they got to their dubbed training spot. She leaned against the tree and awaited his commands. He droned on about lords and manners and such for what seemed for hours and had to swat her with the switch to get her attention.
"I got a question. How are you going to come with me? Obviously I need you around so you can see everything but well…your in my body." He groaned rubbing his temples. He was trying to avoid this subject.
"Thank you for stating the obvious miko."
"Were not going to have to pretend to be couples like the movies do we?" She said almost horrified. He quirked a brow, what the hell was a movie? He shook his head and then looked at her and closed his eyes.
"Do not flatter yourself. I was saying I was taking you as a charge. So that way you can come where this…you would go. It would make me look like a consultant." He stated. She heaved a sigh of relief.
"Well that's good." She beamed and she suddenly cursed as she felt the snap of the switch on her face. "You better not get used to that." She growled.
"What are you going to do about it?" He taunted. (Rip your eyes from your sockets when I get my body back! Cocky mutt.) She thought angrily and then the switch hit her again,
"Damn you stop that!" She screamed outraged. He only smirked and continued on to camp. She huffed and looked at the sky, the sun was setting fast. Her cast her golden eyes down cast and whimpered quietly. What if she never got her body back? Suddenly she felt a presence heading towards camp. Something fast but not completely too strong. Then it clicked, Kouga! "Shiiiiitttt!" She grumbled and headed back to camp to see Kouga looking at them strangely. Inu Yasha was planted on a rock nearby with a huge smirk. Yes let the little wolf hit on "Kagome."
"Kouga!" She cried out before he could do anything and Kouga turned back and jumped back.
"What the hell are you doing here?" She smacked herself mentally forced a growl from her throat.
"Back off." She sneered at the male using some of the methods of the "great Sesshomaru". Kouga gulped nervously and wrapped an arm around Sesshomaru who all but screamed. Sesshomaru sneered and using his lovely little switch and bashed Kouga in the head.
"Fool." He hissed stumbling back.
"Mate what are you doing?" Kouga asked looking hurt. Mate? Wtf? Sesshomaru thought looking at himself. This body showed no sign of being mated.
"I am not your mate." He hissed and they both heard the unmistakable laugh of Inu Yasha.
"What are you talking about? You are my woman!" He boasted proudly and went to walk foreword when he was met with the blade of to the Tokijin.
"Back off." Kagome growled once more, "Did this Sesshomaru not make himself clear?" She mentally beamed and patted herself on the back. (HA! Take that Sesshomaru!) :I'm warning you Miko; DO NOT urk him: She arched a brow, she was the one saving his ass what was he griping about?
"Just what the hell do you think you need with her Sesshomaru-sama?" He mocked and she growled pushing the blade harder.
"Mine." She responded stepping in front of Sesshomaru and Sesshomaru had to use every bit of his self control not to scream like a woman giving birth but he couldn't help smacking his forehead and even Inu Yasha looked horrified. Kouga looked at her skeptically and then bowed,
"Hai. Kouga of the Eastern Lands had officially seen the courtship of the Lord of the Western Lands with Lady Kagome. I shall spread the news to the other lords before your arrival." He stated and then dashed off. Sesshomaru couldn't handle it anymore.
"BAKA ONNA!" He screamed outraged. On impulse he walked over to Shippo and took off the rosary and tossed it over Kagome's head. And just like had heard seen so many times, "SIT!" He roared and Kagome let out a high pitch squeal as she hit the ground face first. She got teary eyed and tried to move but couldn't. Oh he was in for it when she could stand up. She whimpered once more as she was able to sit up,
"Yasha I'm so sorry." She said as she rubbed her face,
"Hurts don't it?" He mocked with laughter. Sesshomaru rubbed his temples at this rate he would hand the shards over to Naraku with cupcakes and cookies. She could only whimper.
"So umm…why are you mad Sesshomaru?" She asked as she finally stood up and he looked at her, the corner of his eye twitched as he remembered,
"Sit." He stated coldly and smirking as she hit the ground. The camp was silent while taking in this information. Kagome finally sat up rubbing her face and shaking the dirt out of her hair.
"What did I do wrong? I acted like you told me too." She whined.
"Don't whine." He shot coldly, "And what you did was set yourself up. NOW the whole world is off thinking we are courting. It is not so easy to walk in there and say, "Hey I have a human wench in my body forgive her stupidity we aren't courting have a good day!" Sesshomaru fumed, his calm façade dust in the wind. Kagome stared, wow. PMSing really brings out the emotion in him. She thought with a snicker and then it hit her like a ton of bricks.
"Wait so we have to go back and pretend we are courting?" She asked, very scared of the answer.
"Yup!" Inu Yasha said laughing.
"Oh thank you for your support." She pouted. Sesshomaru was clearly not in a good mood and stormed from camp on a purification warpath. That stupid woman!
Kagome frowned and sat in silence poking at the ground with her one hand. Maybe giving the shards to Naraku wouldn't be that bad…no. Never mind. She sighed and lowered her head a bit. "I want to go home." She mumbled.
It was in the middle of night and Sesshomaru had yet to return. She was at wit's end in nervousness. Finally gathering her courage she started following his scent and walked through the forest. Okay, maybe this once she was glad she was in a demon body because it was just as easy going through the forest at night then it was during the day. She continued down a path of broke branches and smoldering demon carcasses. Finally she saw him. Her body was posed angrily in a tree with a scowl on her features and arms crossed. She frowned, he was still mad?
She walked foreword and gave a nervous wave,
"Sesshomaru? I'm…I'm really sorry." She said trying to get his attention. His eyes slowly traveled to meet hers and glared at her full force. He groaned, there was nothing that could be done and would just have to pull through it.
"You have no idea of how much you have ruined my life." He sneered.
"Well you exactly aren't making mine any easier bucko." She hissed back. He sighed and rolled his eyes.
"Let's go now." He said. She only nodded and went to head back to camp when she felt a tug on her tail,
"No, to my lands." He growled and she looked at him like he had grew a third head.
"But what about everyone else? What if Naraku attacks them while we are gone?"
"Well the sooner you act like a good little puppy then sooner we can come back."
"But!.." She didn't get to finish because the glare he gave her state, 'I gave you my answer, shut up and leave me alone you are breathing my air.'
She sighed and used the little cloud he had taught her about and he jumped on to only have him fall through. He let out a strangled scream and childishly kicked the cloud which only caused him to loose his footing when it went through.
"Dammit…." He cursed. Oh how he hated this human body, how he hated her, how he hated Naraku, just hated everyone. "You have to carry me." He mumbled.
"Nani?" Kagome shrieked nervously. He rolled his eyes and waited and finally Kagome lowered herself and gestured for him to get on her back like she would ride Inu Yasha's so many times before. He cried out mentally to the gods before he begrudgingly got on. The trip was deathly quiet and then she saw the castle ahead. It was beautiful! (Who would have thought Ice Prince would have such a beautiful castle…)
"Because I demand nothing less of perfection." Sesshomaru growled from her back, his breath hot against her ear. She shivered. Maybe being so close to Sesshomaru wasn't a good idea right now, she could still smell that she was in heat. Finally descending to the main gates servants appeared to welcome him.
"Sesshomaru-sama!" called out a little voice. Rin then appeared running to him and as she was about to lower herself to hug the girl she felt Sesshomaru's prescenese in her mind :Do not. A pat on the head is sufficient: He hissed. Kagome frowned mentally but did so. She patted her on the head and gave a nod of acknowledgment,
"Rin." She returned.
"Sesshoumaru-sama. This lowly Jaken had heard rumors of you courting a human from the Eastern Prince is this true?" Jaken asked bowing low. Kagome groaned, this was it.
"Hai. For the time being this miko and I will be courting…" But before she could finish Jaken interrupted.
"Nani? Why would such a great demon lord as you take on a filthy ningen?" He gawked and Rin scoffed and stepped on his foot and smacked him. Kagome tried her very best not to laugh but couldn't help but let the corners of her lips twitch into a smile. Then she frowned,
"Jaken. Do not interrupt me again if you value your life. Do you question your lord? I will hear not one complaint out of all of you or anyone of you for that matter. Is that understood?" Her powerful voice commanded and all the servants bowed. Rin looked at Sesshomaru,
"You act like Sesshomaru-sama!" She giggled.
"Go on now Rin." Kagome said a bit softer and started to make her way into the castle. :Not bad for a human…: Sesshomaru thought sourly. (Oh don't be mad 'love'. It's all for you.)
"Sit." He whispered angrily when they walked down a hallway alone.
"Bastard!' She screamed into the floor.
"Oh did that hurt, 'dear'?" He taunted. Kagome only grumbled into the floor.
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Aye, I know this chapter was rather short. I just wanted to make a filler before I went to work cause I have been working a lot lately. Anyways, I hope you like and I will try to update soon!
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