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Nine Months in the Socks of the Motamiya's: Chapter Six


Kari and Davis blinked in shock as the doctor walked towards them, a bright smile on his face as he held out his hand. "You must be Daisuke and Hikari Motomiya."

"Ummmm…yea-yeah!" Davis said, shaking his hand. "Call me Davis."

Kari laughed, embarrassed. "And I'm Kari."

Dr. McKnight walked to the corner of his desk and flipped the silver hourglass over. A fine dark blue sand flowed from the top, through the narrow middle, and down to the empty base. He stared at it for a second, and sat down at the edge of the desk.

"Wild guess. Nobody told you I was black, huh?" the doctor asked.

Davis and Kari squirmed in their seats like two sixth graders who got caught shooting spitballs. "Well, umm…"

"It's okay. Don't worry about it." Dr. McKnight said, waiving it off, grinning broadly. "I get the same reaction with everybody. I'm used to it." He moved behind his desk and sat down, sitting his elbows on his desk, and resting his head in his hands. "So, tell me what you guys wanna do."

The young couple stared at each other, completely confused. "Come again?" Kari asked.

"What do you guys wanna do?" he repeated, scratching his ear with his finger. "My accent is atrocious, and I am very sorry—"

"Oh, no. It's not that. We just don't understand what you mean by…"

"Well, usually I ask my couples what do they want to do during their doctor's visits, and we work from there," Dr. McKnight said, his eyes now focused on his blue sand hourglass. "I find that if opens a trust between myself and the patient."

"Um…well…er…" Davis stammered, staring off into space. "See, this is our first kid and, er…"

"…we kinda don't know where to go from here." Kari finished, looking equally confused.

Dr. McKnight sighed and stood from his desk. "Well, I'll take you through this one visit, but on the next visit, I want you two to read every expectant couple book you can get your hands on. There will be a test later."


"Okay, Davis…you can come back in now. The physical exam is over."

Davis walked back in the exam room and grinned as Kari lowered her legs from the stirrups. "Come on, don't tell me you were shy. It's nothing I've haven't seen before! That's how the kid got in there!"

Kari flushed a dark red. "Davis!"

Dr. McKnight rolled his eyes as he turned to a computer setting on a rolling cart. "Don't worry, Kari. You would be surprised how many wives ask their husbands to step out during the exam," he said, pressing a few buttons on the console. "Now, lets see what's rockin' on the inside, shall we?"

"Whoa!" Davis exclaimed, as Kari raised her gown. "It looks like you got a grapefruit under your skin, or something!"

"Uh-oh, I better keep my stomach away from you, then," Kari said, wincing as the doctor squirted a clear jell on her stomach. "You may burn my tummy like you burn dinner."

"Sorry, Kari, forgot to warn ya. The conductivity gel we use is known for being ice cold," Dr. McKnight said, picking up a handheld paddle and setting it on her stomach. "It'll warm up in a sec."

"Will we be able to see if it's a boy or a girl?" Kari asked, hopefully, as the doctor stared at the screen.

"Or both?" Davis chimed in.

Kari and Dr. McKnight glared at Davis. "What? It can happen!"

The doctor arched his eyebrows. "That very well could happen," he said, his eyes focused on the liquid crystal display on the computer. "Since I've been here, I've delivered three sets of unexpected twins."

Davis and Kari's jaws dropped. "THREE SETS!"

"Uh-huh," Dr. McKnight said, moving the device on Kari's stomach. "But normally, the chance of that happening are about as much as the both of you being hit by lightening…"

The couple gave a relieved sigh.

"…while standing under the tallest tree in a field during a thunderstorm."

"HUH!"

"Oh, and there we are," Dr. McKnight exclaimed, pointing on the screen. "There is your little one…and I do mean one."

"That's our baby?" Davis asked in awe. "He's so small."

"Yep, that's your kid," the doctor said, pressing a few buttons on the computer. "Right now, he's about the size of a DVD remote control, and about as heavy."

Kari wiped a tear from her eye as she gazed at the screen. "But that's normal, right? He's not undersized or anything is he?"

"Oh no. It's perfectly normal," The doctor explained, hitting a few more buttons. "See, from this point on, this little booger is going to get fatter as it grows, almost putting on an ounce a day, until the day it's born. That's why it's important to adopt a new mantra when it comes to eating, Kari."

"What's that?" Kari asked, curiously.

"Often, healthy, and good quantity," Dr. McKnight said, continuing to move the device around. "Often meaning at least three times a day. Healthy means foods rich in vitamins, nutrients and other stuff. And good quantity means don't eat like a freaking bird. Now, do you two wanna know what's in here?"

"What do you think, Dai-chan," Kari asked, smiling. "Wanna be surprised or do you wanna open your present early?"

"It's all up to you, angel," Davis cooed, holding her hand. "Only if you want to."

"Oh, I can't stand not knowing!" Kari squealed. "Tell us what it is, doc!"

Dr. McKnight maneuvered the device in his hand at the top of Kari's small bump and squinted at the screen, pressing buttons and turning dials. "Here we go. It's a…"

Kari sat up eagerly as Davis leaned in close.

"Shy little bugger, isn't he?"

The young couple groaned loudly. Davis fell to the floor. "Shy!" they exclaimed together.

Dr. McKnight grinned sheepishly and shrugged his shoulders. "Yeah, it looks like he's turned his back to us and the way his legs are crossed, I can't get a good look."

Davis pulled himself up from the cold floor, groaning. "Now look here!" Davis demanded, pointing his index finger to Kari's stomach. "This is your father talkin' here! I order you to turn around so you can get your picture taken!"

Dr. McKnight and Kari giggled. "Yell all you want, but he's not budging." The doctor said, removing the device from Kari's stomach and wiping it off with a blue towel. "We can try again next time at your next visit." He handed Kari another blue towel "De-goo yourself and you're done."

A small disk slid from a slot at the bottom of the computer. Dr. McKnight reached down, pulled out a black marker and started writing on it.

"So, are we all done, doctor?" Kari asked, pulling her shirt down over her stomach.

"Just one minute," Dr. McKnight said, snapping the disk in a clear blue cover and handing it to Kari. "I usually give out lollipops, but I figured that this would be much more sweeter; that and I kinda polished off the last of the lolly's yesterday. It's your little bugger's first ultrasound on DVD. It also has a documentary burned on it about your developing baby and what to expect for this stage of its development."

"How cool!" Davis said, looking at the disk. "Interactive!"

"And there's one more thing I want you both to read," Dr. McKnight said, reaching under the computer cart. "Required reading for your next visit." He continued, handing them two books.

Kari read the title on the cover of the book. "So You're Finally Knocked Up?"

"Pregnancy in normal everyday terms for women," Dr. McKnight said, guiding them to the door. "Davis, you have the male companion book for it."

"So You Finally Knocked Her Up?" Davis read, curiously. "This is written by the same guy?"

"Yep. Husband and wife team, actually. Beautiful writers; I had the chance to meet them at a physicians convention a year ago. Top professionals in their league."

"Oh really?" Kari asked.

"Oh yeah! The best! I don't care what the jury said, I still say they were framed for that triple homicide." The doctor sighed.

"TRIPLE HOMICIDE!" Davis and Kari exclaimed.

"Just kidding!" Dr. McKnight said, laughing. "Anyway, be sure to make an appointment with the receptionist, and I'll see you two in four weeks."


"Do you like this guy?" Davis asked, once they settled in the car.

"He's interesting, to say the least." Kari said, starting the engine. "I think he's a keeper. He's funny, knowledgeable, and seems really dedicated. What do you think?"

"Complete oddball, but he's a cool guy." Davis said, thumbing through the book. "He'll make a great doc for us."

"That's probably what he was thinking about you, Dai-chan." Kari giggled.

"Ha ha," Davis laughed dryly. "I wonder if other baby docs are like him?"

"I really don't know. Dr. McKnight seems like a rare breed, I'm pretty sure there's not many like him."


"Oh yes. Dr. Greystone has been expecting you. Just walk right in."

TK and Yolei walked up to the door. "I wonder what she's like?" TK asked, looking at the nameplate next to the door. "Dr. Greystone, MD. OB/GYN – Midwife"

"Ah, you saw them on TV, TK." Yolei said, adjusting her purse on her shoulder. "She's probably the old, medieval type midwife who still believes the husband's proper place during birth is in the waiting room smoking cigars."

"But I don't smoke, you know—GAH-YAH!"

To Be Continued...


(A/N - Once again, I have got to give my respect to my reviewers who without them, I wouldn't be the writer I am today:

Dark Qiviut - I appreciate your words about not worrying about chapter legnth, but in my opinion, it feels as though I'm cheating readers out of something if my chapters aren't long enough. But I understand what you're saying and I'll keep quality first as I always try to do. Oh, and thanks for the correction, It's fixed now...it must have happened right when I uploaded the fic. But thanks all the same!

Anthony1 - Once again, your opinion is as good as gold to me man, and I really appreciate it! I have more plans for our wild baby mama throughout the story, which may extend all the way to the delivery! A good friend of mine (Paige 34) went almost crazy when I told her what I had in mind for Yolei, but she was the one who said something that gave me the idea! Oh yeah, and you will see a little more of Dr. McKnight in the story, as well as a cameo by Dr. Greystone!

Dakari-King-Mykan - Am I really supposed to care what you think? I'm aggressive remember? I'm close minded, remember? Screw off.

Paige 34 - It's all part of the game, baby girl! I have to keep readers in suspence! How else am I supposed to keep you guys coming back for more? And you can expect more and more as time goes by, but you really shouldn't be too suprised seeing as though I usually tell you some of my ideas before actually writing them! Anyway, thanks for the review! Love ya!

Once again I'm in a bit of a rush to get this posted on time so Warprince2000, Colormyworld, SomeoneInThePastOfEarth and JyouraKoumi, I really love your reviews, I will try to get around to reading your stories, and I hope that you continue to enjoy my stories! Thanks everyone and come back for chapter seven!)