By request you get this little thing to settle your appaetite for the moment. Mwahaha! And you get it when I'm up on caffeine! I fear for you!

After Kikyou's Story
(A/N I'm try to keep this all in Ronina's pov but if it doesn't….then sorry ;) )

I just sat there….I didn't know what to say….the story….it was….it was…'omg, THAT was her story? What is up on? Caffeine? I could've come up with a better story than that!…." I look around to see everyone else is also just sitting there….I swear, if we were in an anime, we'd all have the little sweat drops and little dot eyes.

FLASHBACK

'oh…so…um…what are we gonna tell them?'

'urgh…you're absolutely hopeless. Fine. Let me handle this.'

Kikyou cleared her throat, everyone looked at her. It seems Ronina doesn't wish to tell the story, so I will.

'ACK! Kikyou didn't have to tell them that!'

Kikyou merely looked at me and went back to talking. "You see, It was all back when I was alive."

'wow, she's doing really good, she's even got that old grandma remenecing tone in her voice.'

I saw Kikyou glare at me 'stupid interupting me you brat!'

'oh!sowwie…' I gave her a sheepish smile.

"I was but a child, frolucking around without a care in the world. Stopping to smell each little butterfly, going to chase every fluttering flower."

I started snickering at that.

Kikyou glared at me "what now?" she demanded.

"snicker oh um snicker don't you um. snicker you said"

"Ronina you are merely crazy now let me go on with my story." She was greated with my silence. "good. As I was saying "I was but a child, frolucking around without a care in the world. Stopping to smell each little butterfly, going to chase every fluttering flower." And one day."

I couldn't hold it anymore. I started laughing again. Kikyou glared at me and I did my best to lower it down to a faint giggle.

"hmph…and so I was playing in the field with the butterflys and flowers" she paused and glanced at me "I would stop to greet the fuzzy bunnies and all the baby deer that came to see me. The sky was cloudless, the rainbow was always in the sky…and then suddenly the sky became black and people were running everywhere screaming! The villages caught into flaims! The people started to drop down! Dieing everywhere! Their screams filled my ears!"

The whole mood of the intier cave changed. The shadows seemed to move in around us. The fire seemed to rawr in our faces, but it still did nothing to dissolve the darkness that was coming in on us…we were all listening to find out what happend next.

"The flames mighty rawr began to cover up their screams as it became mightier and mightier! Fire Was coming down from the sky now! It was everywhere! Soon everyone was dead but me! Blood was everywhere! Dead Zombies Began to shove their way to the surface! The flying dirt stung my face! I began to back away and the horrible seen! BUT THEN! One of those horrible creatures grabbed my leg!"

Shippo and I screamed and jumped in each others arms.

The fire making Kikyou's dead form even more scary and the light and shadows seemed to crawl all over her! Like her very skin was alive! Like snakes were all over her!

"As I tried francticly to get the monster off, I heard a screeching laugh! I cold hear it even when no screams where loud enough to be heard! It was the most horrible sound I had ever heard! I completely forgot about the creature on my leg and put my hands over my delicate little ears! Suddenly A fresh hand made it was to the surface! Causing dirt to go into my eyes! I was momentarily blinded! All I could do was hear the screeching laugh! When I reopened my eyes, It was gone! Then! Seemingly out of nowhere! I felt a hot breath upon my neck!"

This time Miroku, Shippo and I screamed! Miroku joined in on our little cling on fest….but he ended up not getting to hear the rest of the story….it wasn't my fault! He should learn how to cling proporly! You hands do NOT go down that low or up that high! Anyway back to Kikyou's story!

"I was frozen to my spot! I couldn't move! I was slowly able to turn around!" Kikyou was almost to tears. " I don't know if I can go on!"

We all cooed her softly and incouraged her and she finnaly said she thougth she could go on.

"What I saw next sob I will remember forever! Even past the day I die!" Kikyou was screaming and sobbing now 'damn she's good''

"I saw…I saw…I saw her face!"

Shippo and I screamed. Clinging to each other tighter…'wait….what did she just say?'

"I screamed at the hidious sight!"

'….hey……wait a minute here'

"I shot a purifing blast at her! And there that pathetic! Hidious! Ugly! Weak! Unworthy!"

'HEY! That's goin a little way too far now!'

"bowed to me! And swore to ever serve me! Through my life and death! It would always obey me! ME and my awesome power!"

'……oh brother…'

Kikyou was screeching by now. With every booming word, the fire would burst up higher! Kikyou's shadow made her look ten times her size!

"I the great and mighty powerful Kikyou! Said I would grant this lowly beast the grace of the great and powerful me! The beast cried its gratitude to me and kissed my feet! Saying all the while the great honour I bestowed upon it!"

'…….ew….'

"And it was all to me! ME! The great and powerful, magnificent Kikyou!MWAHAHAHA!"

and then everything calmed and went back to normal, Kikyou's hair was straight, not frizzed, the fire was small, the room became bigger, and Kikyou sat down.

"and that's the story of how we met. The end." Kikyou said cheerfully.

I swear everyone fell over….I'll never let her tell a story for me EVER again….

Lmao…hehe hope this wasn't what you were expecting:-D