Heh I forgot to say end of flashback so I've decided to continue on with it. Hehe.
Chapter 8
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I glared at Kikyou for all I was worth…then I noticed everyone staring at me nervously…like I was some crazed maniac….'I CAN'T BELIEVE THEY BELIEVED THAT!OMG….they believed that….I CAN'T let them believe I'm some….psycho!'……then a thought popped into my head. I smiled sweetly at Kikyou who was sitting there proudly…I smiled even more sweet as I inched my way beside her…so sweet it could make the Wanka sick. I put my arm around her shoulder. "WHY Kikyou! What a wonderful story…"…then I put my plan into action. Faster then any eye can catch….I hit her on the head and knocked her out. I watched in satisfaction as she fell to the floor with a nice loud thud.
I looked to see everyone was still giving me the same look but now it was magnified about 10 times. 'heh I'll set the record straight.'
I cleared my throat. "ok….you all know that that story was not true….right?"
Everyone just continued to stare at me.
"seriously. Me bowing to her 'awesome power'."
Everyone just continued to stare some more.
I sighed
"oh come on! Kikyou? With nice fuzzy bunnies? "
Yep. That got em. They all agreed with me there. I even heard a few snickers here and there.
Inuyasha looked at me hard. Of course he had to defend his Kikyou…note the sarcasm?
"oh yea? So what really happened. If Kikyou lied. Kikyou wouldn't lie to me.
"OK fine. This is what happened. The beginning was kinda the same. But she was in a field getting herbs. Ok? Herbs! No bunnies or butterflies and flowers." I couldn't help but snicker at that. And everyone but Inuyasha joined in. " and then some demons attacked her village. She ran away, crying and screaming. She ran, she didn't use her powers to kill the demons, she didn't go try to save her village. Then she got lost, a demon was chasing her. Then he caught her and pinned her to the floor. I heard her scream and I came and rescued her. Fought off and killed that demon. Ok? Short and sweet. That's what happend. I like humans. I wouldn't attack and kill them."
Everyone nodded in understanding, that sounded more right, Even Inuyasha was agreeing. 'oh yea. I'm good.'
It was at that time Kikyou started to wake up. Shippo looked at her with a pity as she glared at me. She was about to say something to me when Shippo spoke up. "Kikyou. Its ok. You don't have to be ashamed that Ronina had to save you."
That cut Kikyou right off. She stared at him. "what?"
"Ronina told us what really happend. You don't have to be ashamed."
Kikyou turned and pointedly glared at me. "ASHAMED AM I!"
"yes Kikyou. You know, Shippo has a point. I thought you'd be over it by now." I smiled sweetly at her. Wrong move. She attacked. Not with her bow and arrows. Like you would think….for a dead bitch….she got some claws. She shot over and knocked me over. So there I was, being straddled and being clawed to death by a dead person….what am I supposed to do? I punched her nose…was taught that back in school for self protection. You use the heal of your hand and push up. You know…brake the nose…well….that doesn't quite work on a living clay pot….as soon as I hit her….I knew that that was a mistake to when her nose flew off and hit Inuyasha in the face…in the end giving him a bloody nose….everyone just sat there….did that just happen?….I slowly turned to look at Kikyou who had stopped clawing me and was frozen in spot…I know its rude but I just couldn't stop. There sitting on top of me was Kikyou….without a nose…I tried…I really did…but I couldn't…I burst into a horrible fit of laughter…at first it was giggles…then it turned into a full fledge laugh. I tossed and turned so much that with my new strength I threw her off. And to make matters worse…she hit the wall and her right ear fell off. I was in a fit of tears and pain as I was running out of oxygen…fast….and from what I could register…so was everyone else. Even the bloody nosed Inuyasha. Kikyou just sat there dumbfounded as she stared at her ear on the floor right beside her. What do you do then but laugh harder? And that's how we stayed until we all hyperventilated.
Inuyasha and I were the first to wake up. Sometime around…I would guess…3? And Kikyou was still sitting there…only thing different was that she had picked up the ear, and was now staring at it. I feel bad for her…I really do…but what could I do but laugh more? So I finally decided to lay down and think.
end of FLASHBACK
ok so it's a little short, but hey, its funny. Should I let Kikyou put her ear and nose back on or should I leave her like that? Also do y'all think I should have Ronina go off on her own or stay with them? And who do you think should be the pairing with Ronina be? Should this be a inu/yyh crossover? I know I asked some of you individually in an e-mail but I wanna know what everyone thinks. Everyone's givin me a diff answer so I'ma use the stuff that is most often said. Or find a way to use most of the ideas. Ok. Anywho. CHOW!
