DISCLAIMER: No animals were harmed during the making of this chapter. Elves however ... I DO NOT OWN HP ETC.

Cold Revenge of the Prefects Badge!

Chapter 3: The search for the Holy Goil

The delight that was in the mind of HiMyonnie knew no bounds. "Oh JOY!" she thought. However Joy was not around to talk to so she had to make do with that horrible pest, POTTER. How she despised him. Still even his presence could not completely dim the delight she felt.

For HiMyonnie was in LOVE. YES! It had finally happened. Gone were those silly girlhood days when she would waste her time studying when there was Goil of Slitherin to dream of all the long day long….Ah, at the mere thought of him she was filled again with, and there was no other word for it, she was filled with DELIGHT.

"Pottie," she snarled "Get your lazy ass over here now and do my homework for me. I'm off on a date with my man."

Potter dragged himself across the room to the table upon which stood a pile of unfinished homework which had to be in the next morning. (AN. We all know that one don't we dear reader!). "Yes, Miss HiMyonnie." He muttered and sat down to what promised to be a long night of study ahead of him.

HiMyonnie swanned out of the room leaving behind only the mearest trace of her heavenly perfume upon the air. "Damn!" thought Potter "and to think she was almost mine. How I hate that Dobbie Elf Swine. He's ruined my life – him and his bloody socks!"

As HiMyonnie walked across the quad, her heart so light, Goil was admiring himself in the mirror as he shaved his chins. "SHE will be on her way." He thought "Ah another evening of bliss with my beloved! And to think it was all down to Dobbie. My whole life was changed once he brought to me the PREFECT's Badge."

He slapped on copious amounts of aftershave – only Slitherin Old Spice & Mustard was good enough for someone like HiMyonnie.

Just then hail began to beat upon his leaded window frame. Rat-Tat-Tat it went as only hail does. (AN This does not develop the story at all but I think it is entirely in keeping with JR's style, n'est pas?).

At that moment HiMyonnie burst into Goil's room and immediately into his arms. "My only love." She cried.

And there we will leave our happy lovers and go back to the main thread of the story…what is happening to Orob? What has become of Dobbie? These and other questions may well be answered in Chapter IV.

R&R

Love from Author.