2 CHAPS IN ONE NIGHT! I'M ON A ROLL! ANYWAY! ANOTHER CHAPPIE IS COMIN UP FOR YOUS!

Chapter 9

Ronina sighed 'I guess I should go back in before Inuyasha accuses me of plotting against them.'

She turned to go inside but had to stop in her tracks…'oh…my……god….'

There sat Inuyasha infront of Kikyou with a bottle of her glue from her pack….Kikyou's face was covered in glue. Where he had put the nose and ear on, crocked I might add, the white elmer's glue was oozing in globs down her face…this time I didn't start to die of laughter. I just stood there and stared, jaw slack, every muscle frozen in spot…well…that is until her nose slowly started to slide down her face until it was on her chin…then she decided to say 'Inuyasha. I don't think this is gonna work' and right as she said that it fell to the ground and broke in 2 right down the middle….then I couldn't take it…I fell to the ground in laughter. Both of them shot my glares as I tried to crawl out of the cave, so not to wake the others.

That is where I stayed 'til morning….but in the morning….everyone, even Inuyasha, was asleep…except me….earlier I had gone to my old pack and grabbed a Dr. Pepper…I had no idea caffeine affected a demon this way.

Just before the sun came up I went and caught and killed and skinned 4 times the amount of meat that we needed. And when I came back with it…lets just say they weren't happy. The sun was just peeking out over the land and everyone was peacefully sleeping. Now how do you think a caffenated youkai is gonna wake sleeping people for breakfast? How else than to run into the cave singing a very off key version of Gretchen Wilson's 'Redneck Woman'.

….yes I guess it could have possibly been a little annoying…but they didn't have to tie me up and gag me…that's going a little bit too far. Well…I guess Inuyasha finally figured out how to use the glue…sorta…her nose and ear…they were almost in place…and the dried glue was everywhere in globs…but atleast they were there…right?

later

they finally decided to untie me. And at that moment Kikyou decided to start a mental war with me about knocking her out, changing her 'wonderful' story, and then about her nose and her ear…and the current way that her face looked. Inuyasha and the others were saying something to us…but we were busy, we couldn't hear them. All we registered was to follow them as the walked off.

'Kikyou! Your story was ridiculous!'

'nothing was wrong with my story! MY story was perfect! Your story was so unbelievable! I mean come on! Since when have I needed someone to save me let alone help m-'

at that moment Kikyou tripped over a rock and landed flat on her face…detaching her nose again. I couldn't help it….I burst into laughter and then tears. As I put out my hand and asked her if she needed my help…but then it just got worse. I laughed even harder…I didn't even think that that was possible.

Kikyou just grabbed her nose, got up, glared at me, and walked off.

I finally got up and followed.

Inuyasha looked at me. "….are you coming with us?"

"um….YEA! THAT SOUNDS LIKE FUN!" I tried to do the whole jump up and down thing like a little girl like I used to…but it didn't work. I ended up jumping all the way to the top of the cliff…oops….well anyway… when I turned around to see where I was, I bumped into a large tiger youkai…"oh! HI! How are you? My names Ronina! What's yours? You're a tiger youkai aren't you? I can tell cuz of your stripes. You're really big! Are all of your kind that big or did you just train a lot? I've never trained before. I used to take piano though. Do you play an instrument? There good to learn. Helps you with things in life. DO you talk? How old are you? I'm only 18. That's sposed to be young in youkai terms right? I don't know cuz I've only been one for a few days. I used to be a miko. But I don't know if I still have my powers. Wow you're a quiet person aren't you? Wanna hear a joke? Ok! Knock knock! Ok now you're sposed to say who's there! You don't want to I guess huh…maybe you're shy! Are you shy! You don't have to be shy! I'm not shy. Never been shy…some people say I talk to much. I don't know why though…What's you favorite food? Mines—

30 minutes later

and so you see we're going after Naraku! He's a bad guy. And then This one day I saw this pretty duck! and this one lady at this one village told me this one thing, you know, but I can't remember the thing about the dude in the place, maybe it was that one thing from that one time. But I'm not sure. It coulda been this other thing from this other place too. But I don't—

another 30 minutes later

and then her nose fell off and in the morning they tied me up and gagged me cuz I was singing to them to wake em up. I don't know why though. Want me to sing to you? I know a lot of songs….um…hello?…are you…are you awake?….are you…" tears started gathering in Ronina's eyes. "he's asleep…he's not listening to me!" by that time she was balling her head off.

And then finally the gang came up over the side, Kikyou's nose reattached.

At first all that registered was that the demon from earlier that almost killed them was standing infront of them. They all drew out the weapons. But then they had to stop and take a double look…it was asleep and there start a crying Ronina wailing something about him ignoring her and thinking her boring and having fallen asleep while she was talking.

They decided to over look this odd scene and count their blessings that the tiger youkai was asleep and not trying to kill them….but alas…at that very moment Ronina got up and kicked the demon in the shin.

His blood red eyes shot open, not a happy camper. He looked ready to kill until he saw Ronina standing in front of him crying her eyes out and calling him a jerk instead of babbling on like she was before.

Now he looked like he was about to freak. He was trippin all over himself trying to get her to stop crying….he even tried dancing…brave man…but she just cried harder. Everyone watched this display with interest…he had tried to kill them before and almost made it…but now…here he was trying with all his might to get a girl to stop crying…

but then everyone with in a mile radius had to have had a heartattack. Ronina had stopped calling him a jerk…or saying anything at all. All she did was cry…but EVERYONE called still mentally hear every word she was thinking…as if that wasn't bad enough…it was drawing attention….lots of attention…

another chapter for you…but now I have to go night night….k? NIGHT!