Retarded World of FF
Don't mind me just some weird girl trying something out. The girl Kanna in this fic is an alter ego of mine…….so enjoy or just read this thing since you are bored.When your bored its hard making ideas for a stupid story…..
Disclaimer: I DON'T OWN FINAL FANTASY OR ITS CHARACTERS OR ITS MUSIC MENTIONED IN THIS FIC.ITS ALL SQUARE-ENIX! ONLY KANNA IS MY PROPERTY.
On Kanna's island
Sephiroth: WHAT THE HELL? HOW DID I END UP HERE?
Cloud: Wow the great Sephiroth whining on how he got somewhere…..
Sephiroth: Shut it Strife
Cloud: Yes my Lord……(eyes daze out)
Zax: HEY EVERYONE! WHERES THE CHICKEN?
Sephiroth: There is no chicken Zax.
Cloud: Forget chicken I want beef
Zax:NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MY BEAUTIFUL CHICKEN IS GONE!
Kanna: WILL YOU SHUT UP ZAX?
Sephiroth,Zax,Cloud: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! (runs behind trees that came out of no where)
Sephiroth: Don't eat me! Eat the idiot and Chocobo butt….
Zax: well Sephiroth I take that as a compliment……..wait……HHHEEEEYYYYY
Cloud: DO I LOOK LIKE A CHOCOBO BUTT? (points to hair and moves around)
Kanna: AAAGGGGHHHHHH ( Throws Chicken at Cloud)
Cloud: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA IM MELTING!THE DREADED CHICKEN!
Zax: CHICKEN?CHICKEN! (runs over to Cloud and accidently eats him along with the chicken) YYYYUUUUMMMMMM
Kanna: …………….(sweatdrop) Im not gonna say a thing……….
Sephiroth: you just did………..
Zax: Why does this chicken taste funny?
Cloud: AHHHHHHHHHH NOW IM LITERALLY MELTING!CURSE YOU ZAX OF CHICKEN!
Zax: CHICKEN!I WANT CHICKEN! (vomits Cloud out) no wonder that certain piece of chicken tasted funny…….
Cloud: ummm Zax…..Why is your Buster Sword, my Ultima Weapon, and Sephiroths masamune in your stomach?
Zax: ummmmm……..WELL that's a funny story………… (vomits weapons out)
Sephiroth: ZZZZZZZZZZZZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAXXXXXXXXXXX!YOU MESSED UP MY HAIR!(points to his hair which has been cut to chin height )
Zax: ooooooooooooppppppppppppppppppssssssssssssssssss
Kanna: HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAA! I FEEL SO SORRY! ( teleports them all to her house )
Cloud: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH HOW WE GET HERE!
Sephiroth:sob: My poor hair……….DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG IT TOOK ME TO GROW THIS HAIR?
Cloud: ummmm Seph…….did I tell you I used all of your special shampoo?
Zax: yeah and I kinda used up all the shampoo you had in your bathroom……………
Kanna: …………………..i suggest you guys run………………….
Zax,Cloud: whyz?
Sephiroth: you have 5 seconds to start running……..
Zax:Cloud: what if we don't want too?we too lazy!
Sephiroth: 5
Kanna: ummmm guys?
Sephiroth: 4
Zax: I am not moving from this spot (pouts like a little kid)
Sephiroth: 3
Kannas: oh jeez……Cloud…..
Cloud: what?
Sephiroth: 2
(Kanna takes his motorcycle and throws it far away across her lawn)
Cloud: NNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOO I JUST BOUGHT IT FROM THE JUNKYARD(runs to go get the motorcycle but it lands on him when he goes 700 feet away )OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
Sephiroth: 1
Kanna: oh Zax……
Zax: yyyyeeeesss?
Kanna: see what I got(waves a piece of chicken in front of his face)
Zax: …………………….CHICKEN!
Kanna: you want it go get it(throws it to where Cloud is)
from far away
Cloud: IM MELTING!
back to Seph and Kanna
Sephiroth: 0 and they are dead. (grabs masamune and runs to Cloud and Zax)
( in the distance )
Cloud, Zax : aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh(runs all around the island)
Sephiroth: COME BACK HERE YOU STUPID CHOCOBO AND CHICKEN!
Zax: CCCCHHHHIIICCKKKEEENNNN(stops where he is which is in a lake )AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA IM DROWNING!
Cloud: how can you be drowning and talking?
Zax:(slurp)( glurp) help…… (glurp)
Cloud: oh jeez (sees Sephiroth in the distance)……………………..BYE ZAX! HAVE A HAPPY DOUBLE DEATH!
in the distance where Kanna is
Kanna: this is so hilarious and I could use this as blackmail……… watches through a video camera WHAT PEOPLE I DON'T HAVE BINOCULARS AT THE MOMENT SHHHEEESH!
back to the chase
Zax: CLOUD! IT THOUGHT YOU WERE MY FRIEND!
Cloud: ……………..i don't think I heard anything…..hmmm….
Zax: OH CLOUD!IF YOU DON'T GET ME OUT OF THIS LAKE, I WILL EAT ALL YOUR CHOCOBOS!MUHAHAHHAHAHAHAA!
Sephiroth: Zax? You don't sound right laughing like that….
Zax: ok ok fine Seph……..AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Cloud: HANG ON ZAX IMMA COMING(grabs Zax and throws him at Kanna)
Kanna: AAAAAGGGGHHHHHHH GET HIM OFF ME! HE WEIGHS LIKE HOW MANY POUNDS?
Zax: hmmppppphhh….i will have you know I am as light as a feather (jumps in the air but gravity pulls him down on his face) WHY MEEEEEE?
Cloud: Oh no Sephiroth is here………. (cowers behind Kanna)
Zax: I KNOW! I CAN GO GET THE S.H.M!
Sephiroth: Zax,Cloud you will pay for my shampoo and I will have you know it isnt cheap……… (swings masamune and slices off a chunk of Zax and Clouds hair)
Zax.Cloud: NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO (Zax runs to get the S.H.M)
Sephiroth: ummmm…..whos the S.H.M?
Kanna ; your brothers
Cloud: AAAAAAAA MORE SEPHIROTHS!well at least theres no more Zax…. (Zax comes back)
Kadaj: AGGGGHHHHHH LET GO OFF ME! And your breathe smells like chicken…..
Yazoo: hey is that Sephiroth?
Loz: YUUMMMMM CHICKEN IS THE BEEESSSTTTT:(Zax lets go off the three)
Kanna: …………………………………………………………………………………………………….
Sephiroth,Zax,Cloud: oh no….i suggest you guys run…. (Kanna gets chains and jumps to the S.H.M)
S.H.M: Wha? (gets chained by the maniac Kanna)
Kanna: HAHHAHAHA MY COLLECTION IS COMPLETE!
Zax: Im just surprised they actually could say three letters.Vincent only got 1.The others well….
Cloud: they couldn't even say a letter……
Sephiroth: I feel sorry for you my brothers
Kadaj: AAAAAAAAAAAAA GET HER OFF ME!
Yazoo: Kanna is that your natural hair color? Black and silver?
Kanna: YEP!
Loz,Zax: chicken…….( drooling)
Loz : HEY HEDGEHOG! LETS HAVE A CHICKEN CLUB!
Zax: my name is Zax and THE CLUB IS GONNA ROCK!
Loz: yeah its going to have chicken, and chocobos, and chicken, and did I mention chicken?
Zax: this is going to be the best Chicken club eva!let us say the pledge.
Zax,Loz: I PLEDGE MY STOMACH TO THE CHICKEN, OF THE UNITED CHICKENS OF KFC! AND TO THE CHICKEN PUBLIC,FOR WHICH CHICKEN STANDS, ONE WORLD, UNDER CHICKEN,AND TO ALL THE CHICKEN IN THE WORLD TO OUR MOUTHS! CHICKEN!
Kanna: ummmm……does anybody have any clue as to what they are doing?
Kadaj: nope
Yazoo: no
Sephiroth: I have no idea…
Cloud: im the chocobo kid and even I don't know……
Kanna: ummmm………. How about we just go to sleep for the night…..
All, except Loz and Zax: ooookkkkkaaaayyyyy……….
(Everyone goes to sleep except for the two chicken heads)
Loz,Zax: CHICKEN IS THE BEST!CHICKEN IS THE WORLD!CHICKEN CHICKEN CHICKEN CHICKEN!
All: SHUT UPPPPP! (throws beef at them)
Zax,Loz: AAAAAAAAHHHHH WERE MELTING! (turns into a puddle)
Kanna,Sephiroth,Kadaj,Yazoo: Noli manere, manare in memoria. (x2)
Sephiroth, Sephiroth.
Saevam iram, iram et dolorem. (x2)
Sephiroth, Sephiroth.
Ferum terribile, ferum fatum.
Noli manare, manere in memoria. (x2)
Sephiroth, Sephiroth.
Veni, mi fili. Veni, mi fili.
Hic veni, da mihi mortem iterum.
Veni, mi fili. Veni, mi fili.
Hic veni, da mihi...
Noli manere in memoria.
Saevam iram et dolorem.
Ferum terribile fatum.
Ille iterum veniet.
Mi fili, veni, veni, veni, mi fili. (x4)
Mi fili, veni, veni, veni, mi fili.
(Qui mortem invitavis,)
Mi fili, veni, veni, veni, mi fili.
(Poena funesta natus,)
Mi fili, veni, veni, veni, mi fili.
(Noli nomen vocare.)
Mi fili, veni, veni, veni, mi fili.
(Ille iterum veniet.)
Sephiroth, Sephiroth.
Sephiroth.
Cloud: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT THAT SONG!
Kanna,Sephiroth,Kadaj,Yazoo: SUFFER THEN!
Cloud: WHY YOU SO MEAN TOO ME? (hides in the dress Aeris made him wear)
I know,I know its stupid…but I was bored and had nothing to do.And my comp really hates me which is why I hardly put anything on this site.For those of you who read this I am really surprised since I am new and bored at the moment…..i going to actually put other chapters up since my life is well……stupid. I don't own my whole brain…..well see ya peoples who actually read this……..
Kanna:…………………………….
M: Kanna get away from me I don't have anything……
Kanna: darn……..