Well like I said,my life is boring at the moment cause a certain movie hasn't come out yet.WHY BE PUSHED BACK!wellz I already know whats going to happen but oh wellz.
Disclaimer:I DON'T OWN ANYTHING EXCEPT KANNA AND STORY.THAT'S IT!KILLA IS OWNED BY A FRIEND OF MINE!
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Chapter two, Hojos lab
Kanna: I am going to kill whoever put us here……
FFm77:that would be me and I created you so don't try to kill me.
Kanna: darn it……
Cloud: WTF? WHAT WAS THAT VOICE?
FFm77: I AM A GOD FEAR ME!MUAHHAAHHHA!
Kadaj,Yazoo,Sephiroth: oooooookkkkkkkaaaayyyyyyy
Zax,Loz: CHICKEN! (says the pledge again)
FFm77: oooookkkkkk well I am gone to typing and making you people weird
Kanna: I should mess up her head……
S.H.M.,Sephiroth: WHY ARE WE IN HOJOS LAB?
Cloud: this place gives me the creeps………… (dresses in as a girl with a black dress) No one will ever harm a pretty girl like me!
Sephiroth: seriously, Cloud….
Cloud: yes?
Kadaj: you need to go to a clinic
Yazoo: and did Aeris give you a disease or something?
Cloud: yes and I don't have money to go to a clinic
Zax.Loz: OH MIGHTY CHICKEN OH MIGHTY CHICKEN!LET US FILL OUR HUNGER WITH YOU!
All: SHUT UP!
Zax: but we are having a meeting for the chicken club
Loz: when we are hungry we always have to say that,it's a rule
Kanna: is it just me or am I the one getting freaked out a little…..
Cloud,Sephiroth: your arent the only one….
Kadaj,Yazoo: WHERES THE AUTHOR? WE WANT HER TO PUT THOSE TWO CHICKEN BUTTS SOMEWHERE ELSE!
FFm77 : okiez if ya want………( puts the chicken club in a prison where Vincent is held ) there happy?
All: yep!
( everyone walks in on Hojo who is currently singing Don't cha )
Kanna: AAAAGGGGHHHHHH I HATE THAT SONG! (covers ears)
Sephiroth,Kadaj,Yazoo: YOUR NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO HATES IT! (covers ears)
Cloud: AAAAGGGHHHH IM GONNA BE DEAF! (covers ears)
Hojo: Don't cha wish your girlfriend was hot like me!
Yazoo: that's it I had enough…. (takes out velvet nightmare and shoots the radio)
All: YYYYYAAAAYYYYY!
Hojo: nnnnnooooooooooooooooooooooooo!GGGGGGGRRRRRRRRRR SEPHIROTH!YAZOO!KADAJ! YOU THREE ARE GOING TO GET HURT TODAY!
Kanna: not if I can help it! (gets chains and ropes out)
Hojo: by the way who is that beautiful girl in the black dress? (points to Cloud)
Cloud: UUUUUUUUUMMMMMM
Kanna: that's no one…….just a boy……
Hojo: that sure doesn't look like a boy……
Sephiroth: THAT'S IT IM GOING TO GO INSANE SOON!
Kadaj: shall we?
Yazoo: we shall
Kanna: create torture on HOJO! (binds hojo wiyh chains and ropes)
Hojo: WHAT THE HELL! LET GO OF ME!
Kanna: what if we don't want too?
Sephiroth: I'm going to destroy the lab and maybe do something else….
Hojo: don't Sephiroth you wouldn't dare
Kanna,Kadaj,Yazoo: yes he would….
Hojo: aaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrgggggggg WHY DID I CREATE YOU SILVER HAIRED FREAKS!
Yazoo: correction, you are the freak who created us, thus making us freaks
Kadaj: Yaz does have a point there….
Cloud: I'm a girl in a pretty black dress im a girl in a pretty black dress
Kanna: SHUT UP CLOUD!
Sephiroth: im starting to think that's not Cloud…..
Kadaj: that person has a different scent then Cloud
Yazoo: and is weaker
Kanna: and besides…Cloud doesn't have black and red hair……..?
All: WHO THE HELL ARE YOU!
Hojo: it isnt one of my experiments…..
Kanna: just shut up Hojo
(girl in the black dress reveals herself)
...: BEHOLD!I AM KILLA!MASTER OF………well…. I DON'T KNOW!
Kanna: Killa? Is that really you?
Killa: YEP ITS ME KANNA!
Kanna: I cant believe it… after all these years
S.H.M, Cloud, Sephiroth: WWWWAAAAAAAA? YOU TWO KNOW EACHOTHER?
Killa,Kanna: YEP!
Hojo: can I go now?I need to really use the bathroom…..
Killa: too bad so sad…..hey I have an idea…
Cloud: throw Hojo in a Cheese palace?
Hojo: NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOO!THE DREADED CHHHHEEESSSSEEEE!
Killa: well that too….but lets put Hojo in a tutu and a pink pink dress
Kanna: HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA
Kadaj: hold on let me get my camera (goes to get camera)
Yazoo: this is gonna be good…. (gets popcorn out of nowhere)
Sephiroth: maybe I should get the chicken club….Zax would love to see this
Cloud: I don't think you have too….they are right here but I think they have a new member
Zax: HEEEEYYYYYYY PPEEOOOPPPLLLEEE!I CANT BELIEVE YOU DIDN'T INVITE ME!
Loz: yeah (sob) I ….wanted.. (sob) to …..see…. (sob) …Hojo….get hurt…… (sob)
Vincent : who are these idiots?
Killa:……………………………….hes cute!
Kanna: oh jeez….(chains Killa)
Hojo: what are you going to do to me?
Kanna, Killa: hmmmm…… I CALL EXPERIMENTING!
Yazoo: I call getting him girl-a-fied
Kadaj: I CALL MAKING HIM GAY!AND GETTING HIM EMBARRASSED!
Sephiroth: then I call torture
Zax: I call getting him to like chicken!
Hojo: AGGGHHHHHHH I HATE CHICKEN!ITS DISTGUSTING!
Loz: and just because you said that I am going to have you dress up as a chicken in a tutu and makeup
Hojo: WWWWAAAAA (CRIES LOUD) WHY ME?
Vincent: for revenge Hojo I am going to let your experiments go and mess all your research up.
Hojo: NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
7 months later
Kanna: MAN THAT WAS FUN!
Killa: YEAH YOU SAID IT!
S.H.M: we should do that again sometime
Zax,Loz: CHICKEN MEETING!
Cloud, Sephiroth: WILL YOU TOO SHUT UP WITH YOUR DAMN CHICKEN CLUB!
Kanna,Killa: NIGHT PEOPLES!
5 minutes later
Kanna,Killa,Sephiroth,Kadaj,Yazoo,Loz: Won't remain, remain in memory. (x2)
Sephiroth, Sephiroth.
Raging anger, anger and misery. (x2)
Sephiroth, Sephiroth.
Fierce terror, fierce fate.
Won't to remain, remain in memory. (x2)
Sephiroth, Sephiroth.
Come, my son. Come, my son.
Come here, give me death once more.
Come, my son. Come, my son.
Come here, give me...
Won't to remain in memory.
Raging anger and misery.
Fierce, terrible fate.
The second advent.
My son, come, come, come, my son. (x4)
My son, come, come, come, my son.
(By death's invitation,)
My son, come, come, come, my son.
(Painful tainted birth,)
My son, come, come, come, my son.
(Won't call the name.)
My son, come, come, come, my son.
(The second advent.)
Sephiroth, Sephiroth.
Sephiroth.
Cloud,Zax: NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOO WERE MELTING!
I know this story isnt good, non-hilarious and stupid but hey its worth a try. My friend wanted to see the story.