AGGGKKKKKKHHHH my hands wont freaking obey……well anywayz…part 2 of karoke….

Disclaimer: I don't own anything except Kanna,AGD, and Killa is my friends property.

All: IT CANT BE………….him.her,and her

AGD: OUR FIRST CONTESTANTS ARE AERIS,JENOVA,AND HOJO!

All: WWWWWWHHHHHHAAAAAAATTTTTTTTT!WE THOUGHT YOU GUYS HATED EACHOTHER!

AJH: WE DOOOOOOO

All: THEN WHY THE HELL ARE YOU GUYS SINGING TOGETHER?

Aeris:because…..

Hojo:the song we sing….

Jenova: sounds great when we mix each others voices!

S.H.M,Sephiroth: …….you are not our Mother anymore…..

Jenova: NNNOOOO I LOST MY CHILDREN!

Cloud: they werent your children to begin with. They were Lucrecias.

Vincent:……..(sob) Lucrecia……my sin……

Killa: sin?wha?what?am I the only clueless one here?Mother?wha?

Zax,Loz: chicken…chicken….we love to eat chicken…..

Kanna: …………………..Killa you are the clueless one just to let you know…….

AJH: well now we are on stage so shut up, and the song we are singing is……I LOVE YOU!

All:………………………………………………………………………………………………………….

Silence…………

More silence………………..

And more silence……………………..

And Again,more silence……………………………………….

All: HAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ( DEEP DEEP BREATH)…..HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!

Hojo: why are they laughing?

Jenova,Aeris: how would we know

Hojo: hmmmm……

Everyone goes quiet and waits for the stupid scientist,insane alien,and the Overly-nice-flower-girl-whos-supposed-to-be-dead cetra

AJH: WE LOVE YOU!(NOT)YOU LOVE ME!(WE DOUBT IT) LETS GET TOGETHER AND BE HAPPY!(MORE LIKE KILL EACHOTHER) WERE THE BEST FRIENDS ANYONE CAN FIND!(NOT)LETS GET TOGETHER AND HUG ALL DAY!(NOT)!( all three bow)

The whole room is silent,except for something….

All: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ( SNORE) ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ…….HAHA……ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ(SNORE)…..ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

AJH: THEY LOVE US!WE WILL SURELY WIN!( they bow stupidly and start fighting eachother on stage)

Aeris: I GET THE MONEY!

Hojo: NO I GET THE MONEY!

Jenova: NO I GEEEEETTTT IT!( everyone wakes up)

All: HAHAHAHAHHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!

AJH: ( gets teary eyed) the love us…(sob) we feel so loved….(gets off stage)

AGD: ookkkkkkk lets see who the next contestant is…….its SONIC THE HEDGEHOG!( Sonic goes on stage)

Sonic: thank you,thank you.well anyway, I'm singing too fast too furious.

Zax: HEY DUDE!I LOVE YOUR HAIR!

Sonic: thanks! But your hair is better.How much gel do you use?

Zax: none its natural

Sonic: THAT'S NO FAIR!I HAVE TO USE 900 BOTTLES!AND I STILL DON'T GET WOMEN!

Zax: well too bad…ahhahahhahaa

After Sonics turn

AGD: next is……….uhhh……who wrote this in blood?

Zax: hehehehehe

Sephiroth: Zax………….

Zax: hehe I kinda wrote your name in blood so people would know……(Zax yells out loud) ITS SEPHIROTHS TURN!

AGD: alright then…NEXT IS THE GREAT GENERAL SEPHIROTH!

All the people in the building clap and yell out loud.Sephiroth gives them a death glare and all go silent…..deadly silent…. :no the audience isnt dead….yet..:

Sephiroth: I'm singing Getting Away With Murder and if ANY of you clap and cheer at the end,you all are going to die……

Audience: …………(nods their heads in fear)

Sephiroth: ok then…

Zax: GO SEPHIROTH!

S.H.M: GO BROTHER!

Killa,Kanna,Cloud: GOOOOOOOOO!

Sephiroth:

Somewhere beyond happiness and sadness
I need to calculate
What creates my own madness
And I'm addicted to your punishment
And you're the master
And I am waiting for disaster

Chorus
I feel irrational,
So confrontational,
To tell the truth I am,
Getting away with murder,
It isn't possible,
To never tell the truth,
But the reality is I'm getting away with murder,
(Getting away, Getting away, Getting away),.

I drink my drink and I don't even want to,
I think my thoughts when I don't even need to,
I never look back cause I don't even want to,
And I don't need to,
Because I'm getting away with murder.

Chorus

Getting away, Getting away, Getting away,
Getting away, Getting away, Getting away,
Getting away, Getting away, Getting away,
With murder.

Somewhere beyond happiness and sadness
I need to calculate
What creates my own madness
And I'm addicted to your punishment
And you're the master
And I am craving this disaster

Chorus 2x

Zax: GO SEPHIROTH!YOU ROCK!

Killa,Kanna,S.H.M: THAT'S SEPHIROTH FOR US!

Cloud: HES IN OUR GROUP!BACK OFF OTHER KAROKE GROUPS!

Karoke groups: AAAWWWW MAN!

Kanna: HAHHAHAHAAHHAHA TOO BAD!

AGD: next contestant is………..KANNA!

Kanna: great….(goes on stage) ALLO PEOPLES!IM SINGING BRING ME TO LIFE!

All the boy audience except Kannas group: OOOOOOOooooo shes hhhaawwwwttttt!

Kanna: say that again and die!( gets out Souba and Masamune that she stole from Kadaj and Sephiroth)

BA: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Kadaj,Sephiroth: HEEEYYYYYYYY!( Kanna gives them back) Thank you……

Kanna:

how can you see into my eyes like open doors
leading you down into my core
where I've become so numb without a soul my spirit sleeping somewhere cold
until you find it there and lead it back home

(Wake me up)
Wake me up inside
(I can't wake up)
Wake me up inside
(Save me)
call my name and save me from the dark
(Wake me up)
bid my blood to run
(I can't wake up)
before I come undone
(Save me)
save me from the nothing I've become

now that I know what I'm without
you can't just leave me
breathe into me and make me real
bring me to life

(Wake me up)
Wake me up inside
(I can't wake up)
Wake me up inside
(Save me)
call my name and save me from the dark
(Wake me up)
bid my blood to run
(I can't wake up)
before I come undone
(Save me)
save me from the nothing I've become

Bring me to life
(I've been living a lie, there's nothing inside)
Bring me to life

frozen inside without your touch without your love darling only you are the life among the dead

all this time I can't believe I couldn't see
kept in the dark but you were there in front of me
I've been sleeping a thousand years it seems
got to open my eyes to everything
without a thought without a voice without a soul
don't let me die here
there must be something more
bring me to life

(Wake me up)
Wake me up inside
(I can't wake up)
Wake me up inside
(Save me)
call my name and save me from the dark
(Wake me up)
bid my blood to run
(I can't wake up)
before I come undone
(Save me)
save me from the nothing I've become

(Bring me to life)
I've been living a lie, there's nothing inside
(Bring me to life)

All: YAY KANNA!

AGD: both were kinda freaky but uhh…on with the show!NEXT IS…….CLOUD!

Cloud: oh jeez……(goes on stage)

Audience: NO WAY!HERO OF THE PLANET IS SINGING!( Cloud throws swords at them) OOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! CALL 911!

Cloud:

I cannot take this anymore
I'm saying everything I've said before
All these words they make no sense
I find bliss in ignorance
Less I hear the less you'll say
But you'll find that out anyway

Just like before...

chours:
Everything you say to me
Takes me one step closer to the edge
And I'm about to break
I need a little room to breathe
Cause I'm one step closer to the edge
And I'm about to break

I find the answers aren't so clear
Wish I could find a way to disappear
All these thoughts they make no sense
I find bliss in ignorance
Nothing seems to go away
Over and over again

Just like before

chours (x2)

shut up when I'm talking to you
shut up, shut up, shut up

I'm about to BREAK

chours (x2)

Kanna,Killa: WWWWWWOOOOOOHHHOOOOO GO CLOUD!

S.H.M,Sephiroth: GO CLOUD!

in the lifestream

Clouds Mother: I am so proud of him…(sob)

Lucrecia: I say Sephiroth was better.

Clouds Mother: NU UH! CLOUD WAS BETTER!

Lucrecia: SEPHIROTH!

Clouds Mother: CLOUD!( this argument wont end until chapter 10)

back in the living

Cloud: Did anybody hear two women fighting on who was better?Me or Sephiroth?

All: …………….no

Cloud: hmmmm…..I think it was those carrots I ate…..

Zax: Cloud your allergic to carrots….

Cloud: really?

All: what an idiot ( sigh)

Cloud: hmmmm……..

AGD: well next up is……….KADAJ!

Kadaj:Zax why couldn't you put me last……..(goes on stage)

Kadaj: im singing Faint…

Fangirls in Audience: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA KADAJ IS HERE TOOO!WE LOVE YOU!AND SEPHIROTH!AND YAZOOO!AND LOZ!

Kanna: Now when did fangirls come here?

Killa: I had nothing to do with it….

Sephiroth,Yazoo,Loz: just protect us…..

Kanna: Sephiroth prolly gonna cut their heads off again…..( fangirl tries to cut off a piece of Sephiroths hair) BBBBAAACCKKKK OFFFFFFFF!HES MINE!( shows them a ring that she slipped on her and Seph) WE ARE MARRIED!

Sephiroth: oh thank god…..I am saved……

1FG: dang it!( another fangirl tries to cut Yazoos hair)

Killa: HES MINE!( transforms into her wolf form and scares the fangirl away)

2FG: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA( the 3 fangirl tries to kidnap Loz)

Loz: help!

Kanna,Killa: hmm….Cloud…..

Cloud: WHY ME?…….fine…but your gonna have to pay me back( dresses up as a girl in a black dress again)

Loz: MY WIFE!( sees Cloud)

Cloud: WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO MY HUSBAND!( smacks the 3FG really hard)

3FG: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA( flies into a wall)

Loz: I am gratefull…….

Zax: Shush! Kadaj is starting!

Kadaj:

I am a little bit of loneliness a little bit of disregard
Handful of complaints but I can't help the fact that everyone can see
these scars
I am what I want you to want what I want you to feel
But it's like no matter what I do, I can't convince you, to just believe
this is real
So I let go, watching you, turn your back like you always do
Face away and pretend that I'm not
But I'll be here 'cause you're all that I got

Chorus
(I can't feel the way I did before)
(Don't turn your back on me)
(I won't be ignored)
(Time won't heal this damage anymore)
(Don't turn your back on me)
(I won't be ignored)

I am a little bit insecure a little unconfident
Cause you don't understand I do what I can but sometimes I don't make
sense
I am what you never wanna say but I've never had a doubt
It's like no matter what I do I can't convince you for once just to hear
me out
So I let go watching you turn your back like you always do
Face away and pretend that I'm not
But I'll be here 'cause you're all that I've got

Chorus
(I can't feel the way I did before)
(Don't turn your back on me)
(I won't be ignored)
(Time won't heal this damage anymore)
(Don't turn your back on me)
(I won't be ignored)

(No)
(Hear me out now)
(You're gonna listen to me, like it or not)
(Right now)
(Hear me out now)
(You're gonna listen to me, like it or not)
(Right now)

(I can't feel the way I did before)
(Don't turn your back on me)
(I won't be ignored)

Chorus
(I can't feel the way I did before)
(Don't turn your back on me)
(I won't be ignored)
(Time won't heal this damage anymore)
(Don't turn your back on me)
(I won't be ignored)

I can't feel
Don't turn your back on me
I won't be ignored
Time won't heal
Don't turn your back on me
I won't be ignored

Kanna,Sephiroth: YYYYYYYEEEAAHHHH GOOOO KAAADDDAAJJJ!

Cloud,Zax: WWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOO GOOOO KADAJ!GO KADAJ!ITS YOUR B-DAY!

Yazoo,Loz: GOOO BROTHER!( whistles really loud)

AGD: ok ok!quiet down! Next is…….Loz!

Loz: Why me?( sob)

3FG: oooooooOOOOO

Kanna: back off!( punches 3FG back into the wall)

Loz:

I want a normal life
just like a new born child
I am a lover hater
I am an instigator
You are an oversight
Don't try to compromise
I'll learn to love to hate it
I am not integrated

Pre-Chorus
Just call my name
You'll be okay
Your scream is burning through my veins

Sooner or later your gonna hate it
Go ahead and throw your life away
Driving me under, leaving me out there
Go ahead and throw your life away

You're like an infantile
I knew it all the while
You sit and try to play me
Just like you see on tv
I am an oversight
Just like a parasite
Why am I so pathetic
I know you won't forget it

Pre-chorus

Sooner or later your gonna hate it
Go ahead and throw my life away
Driving me under, leaving me out there
Go ahead and throw my life away

Sooner or later your gonna hate it
Go ahead and throw our life away
Driving me under, leaving me out there
Go ahead and throw our life away

Throw our life away
Ooooo
Throw our life away

Kanna,Killa,Cloud: YYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Yazoo,Kadaj,Sephiroth: GGGGGGGOOOOOOOOOOOOO LOZ!

AGD: ok calm down people ( ducks to avoid getting hit with a glass bottle) well anywayz, Killa is next!

Killa: ( clears throat) imma singing Scars so BE QUIET!

GIA: OOOOOOOOOOOOO SHES HAWT TOOOOOO!

Kanna,Killa: DDIIIEEEE BBBIIIAAAATTTTCCCCHHHHHHHEEESSS!

GIA: AAAAAAAAAAA OK OK WE WILL BE QUIET!

Killa:

I tear my heart open, I sew myself shut
My weakness is that I care too much
And my scars remind me that the past is real
I tear my heart open just to feel

Drunk and I'm feeling down
And I just wanna be alone
I'm pissed cause you came around
Why don't you just go home
Cause you channel all your pain
And I can't help you fix yourself
You're making me insane
All I can say is

Chorus:
I tear my heart open, I sew myself shut
My weakness is that I care too much
And our scars remind us that the past is real
I tear my heart open just to feel

I tried to help you once
Against my own advice
I saw you going down
But you never realized
That you're drowning in the water
So I offered you my hand
Compassions in my nature
Tonight is our last stand

Chorus

I'm drunk and I'm feeling down
And I just wanna be alone
You shouldn't ever come around
Why don't you just go home?
Cause you're drowning in the water
And I tried to grab your hand
And I left my heart open
But you didn't understand
But you didn't understand
Go fix yourself

I can't help you fix yourself
But at least I can say I tried
I'm sorry but I gotta move on with my own life
I can't help you fix yourself
But at least I can say I tried
I'm sorry but I gotta move on with my own life

Chorus x2

Kanna: GOO KILLA YOU THE GIRL!

Yazoo,Kadaj,Loz: YYYEEEAAAHHHHH KIIILLLAAA!

Zax,Sephiroth,Cloud: GOO KILLLLLAAAA ( whistles loudly)

AGD: oh my ears…..wellz now its….Zax?

Zax: THAT'S ME! ( jumps on stage but lands flat on his face.jumps back up) IM SINGING IM TOO SEXY….

FGS: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ZAX!WE LOVE YOU!

Kanna,Killa: BBBAACCKKK OOOFFFF!HES WITH US LIKE THE REST OF THE PEOPLE!

Zax: ( takes deep breathe)

The Highwind crashes into through the roof

Kanna,Killa: CCCOOOOLLLLL

Sephiroth: I didn't have anything to do with it..

Kadaj,Yazoo: us neither………

Loz: theres no chicken on it……

AGD: well sory guys but the karaoke contest is cancelled now.we can sing with this thing here..

Zax: WWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAA!NOOOO!and it was my turn…………..

All: WELL TOO BAD ZAX!

Zax: WWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

And they all go to Lexi Island…………..

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