Wellz,this is where they are on Killas island which is in the middle of the ocean between Costa de Sol and Junon.Something weird will happen in later chapters which makes Killa mad as hell.

Disclaimer: DON'T OWN ANYTHING!NO FINAL FANTASY,LINKIN PARK,GREEN DAY,OR FULLMETEL ALCHEMISTS!AND I ONT OWN KILLA,TJAT IS MY FRIENDS PROPERTY.KANNA IS MINE!

Chapter 5 Killa's Island

Killa: WWWHHHOOOOOAAA!WHEN I GET AN ISLAND?

Kanna: ummm…Killa you always had an island. You just never came to it

Kadaj: she prolly didn't want to get her soft little feet wet

Loz,Zax: HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Yazoo: poor Killa,she can turn into a wolf but is scared to get dirty,how sad….

Killa: SSSSHHHHUUUTTTTT UUUPPPPPP!I CAN TOO GET DIRTY! ( jumps into the water but remembers she cant swim) …………………………HELP!KANNNA!

Sephiroth: Is she your sister or something?

Kanna: no I'm just like her guardian. That's all

Killa: OH GREAT GUARDIAN KANNA!LEND ME YOUR STRENGTH SO I CAN LIVE!GLURP………

Loz,Zax: We bet she wont save you unless you give her chicken!

Kadaj: will you two ever shut up about your chicken?

Yazoo: I don't think they will brother…..unless they eat something new……

Loz.Zax: chicken,chicken,that's our favorite snack,

Killa: HEEEEELLLOOOOO IM STILLL IN THE WATER!GLURP…..

Sephiroth: does she know shes only 1 centimeter in the water?

Kanna: nope…..

Cloud: I fell so sorry for you Kanna…..NOT

Kanna: oh what cruel fate has ye put apon me?

Killa: STOP WITH YOUR STUPID SHAKES-WHATCHA-MU-CALL-IT-SPHERE AND SAVE ME!

Cloud: Killa just stand up….

Killa stands up.''THANK YOU CLOUD!MY HERO!'' ( hugs Cloud and he starts changing colors)

Cloud: cant…….breathe……need……air……….

Kadaj: look at the pretty colors on brothers face Loz

Yazoo: yeah and Zax look at the Chocobo kid change colors

Zax,Loz: WHERE?( they both go to look at Cloud)

Killa: oooooOOOOOOOooooo change more!( hugs Cloud tighter)

Kanna: and people say I have bad luck….

Sephiroth: you do but not as much as Cloud is having at the moment……..

Cloud: air………….i………see……….a………light…………..

Zax: OOOOOO I see green

Loz: really? I see blue

Kadaj: uummm…Yaz? Are you sure that's the real Loz?

Yazoo: ………………..yep I'm sure

Sephiroth: for petes sake Killa let Cloud go already

Kanna: look he changed white now

Killa: MY MISSION IS COMPLETE!( Lets go of Cloud)

Cloud: AIR!( takes a really,really,really,really,really,really,deep,deep,deep breathe)

Kanna: jeez Killa…

Killa: hehehehe………NO WAY!

All: WHAT!

Killa: IS THAT EDWARD ELRIC ON MY PRIDES ROCK GOTHIC COPIED TYPE MODEL?( tries to look farther but falls in the water again)

Kanna: ummm……….yep.that's Ed and Al.

Sephiroth: whos Edward Elric?

Kadaj,Yazoo: and whos Al?

Loz,Zax: AND WHERES OUR CHICKEN KILLA!

Kanna: she never said she would give you chicken

Loz: sooooo

Zax: we're hungry as hell!

Killa: ED!AL!IM COMING!

Kanna: aaggghhhh ( chains Killa up)

Kadaj,SephirothmYazoo: you still didn't answer our questions……………

Kanna: oh, Edward Elric is a 14 yr. Old boy who does alchemy.He lost his his right arm and left leg in a forbidden alchemy act.he has an automail arm and leg now.

Yazoo: and whos Al?

Kanna: Al, Alphonse Elric. He is Eds little brother…….

Sephiroth,Yazoo,Kadaj: WHAT!BUT HES TALLER!

Kanna: oh and Ed doesn't like being called short….which I think is hilarious sometimes..

Killa: really? I think its cuuutteeee…..and NO I DON'T HAVE CHICKEN!

Loz,Zax: aaaawwwwwwwwwww

Kanna: well anywayz, Al is 13 years old and has lost his physical body.His soul is in the body of armor.

Sephiroth: hmmmm….interesting….

Yazoo: alchemy……..a type of magic as you can say….

Kadaj: EDWARD ELRIC IS A SHORTY TWO SHOES ALCHEMIST! ( yells loud enough so Ed can hear him)

Kanna: HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAA

Loz: ummm….whats the gust of smoke?

Zax: hopefully a chocobo which resembles big chicken…..

Loz: yummmm……..

Killa: ED!( sees him in the distance) NNNOOOO WWWAAYYYY!HES COMING!AND AL TOOOOOO!

in the distance

Al: EDWARD!CALM DOWN!

Ed: IM NOT GONNA CALM DOWN UNTIL THAT SILVER-HEADED-LONG-HAIRED-THINKS-HES-A-BIG-HOTSHOT-KID TAKES THAT BACK ON ME BEING SHORT!

Al: oh jeez Ed…(sigh) you have bad temper problems

to Kanna and company

Killa: I cant wait till they come!Ed is soooo cooolllll!

Kadaj: I cant believe that worked…..

Yazoo: that's prolly how we can summon him….

Sephiroth: A short alchemist summon?

Yazoo: yep…

Sephiroth: fine by me…

Kanna: THE OFFICIAL SHORT ALCHEMIST SUMMONING, ED THE SA!( Ed and Al come)

Ed: WHOS THE ONE THAT CALLED ME SHORT? ( looks at all the silver haired people)

Al: ummm….Ed..a lot of them have silver hair…..

Ed: I KNOW THAT! So uh lets see……eeny,meeny,miny,mo…….

Killa: EDWARD!( pounces on Ed)

Ed: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA GET HER OFF ME!GET HER OF ME!

Al: im not even gonna try Ed……….

Ed: WHAT! AFTER ALL WE HAVE BEEN THROUGH!I SACRIFICED A LIMB TO SAVE YOU!AND NOW YOU BETRAY ME!

Al: yep

Ed: oh ok

Loz,Zax: wellz we gonna goez.we hungry and its…..12:00 .pm…………….AAAAA WE HAVENT ATEN FOR 2 HOURS! ( runs to the restaurants place)

Kanna: well they are right, I'm gonna go take a nap…..have fun Killa……( goes to volcanoes)

Sephiroth: I'm gonna go train….( goes to the volcanoes)

Kadaj: well im tired so see yaz Killa!( goes to volcanoes)

Yazoo: im gonna go train with Sephiroth.Have fun Killa ( goes to volcanoes)

Al: im gonna go take a walk ( leaves)

Killa: now what to do….hhmmmm…..how about….YOU WASJ MY DISHES IN MY KITCHEN SINK!

Ed: NNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Killa; yeah that will be fun…….( drags Ed to her kitchen)

Cloud: BYE SHORTY!HAVE FUN SCRUBBING THE BLOOD OFF OF KILLAS DISHES!

Ed: STOP CALLING ME SHORTY!

5:00 A.M

Kanna: does anyone want to listen to Linkin Park or Green Day?

All; YES!( Kanna puts in a Linkin Park/Green Day CD in a Cd player)

Everyone sings until Muru flies in..

Muru: ummm……….

Kanna: shall we Killa?

Killa: we shall ( they both kick him off the island)

Everyone sings again and falls asleep 2 hours later…….

I know I know stupid chapter I bet.this fic is OOC and very weird and random.Me and my friend have too many ideas,cant remember all of them…..