I HATE MY COMPUTER!IT SUCKS!well anywayz, stupid random stor that no one pays attention too which is why I am very glad lolz.
Disclaimer: I DON'T OWN ANYTHING EXCEPT KANNA!KILLA IS MY FRIENDS.AND MIDNIGHTS CHARACTER ALEXIA IS MIDNIGHTCHERRYBLOSSOMS!
Lexi Island
Kadaj: where are we now?
Yazoo: whatever this place is I have a bad vibe coming from it….
Loz: VIBE? I FEEL……WELL……LOST!
Sephiroth: oh will you three SHUT UP!
S.H.M: sorry brother…
Cloud: no really where are we?
Zax: hopefully a place with chicken………
Killa: WWWWWWWWWAAAAAAA!I LOST ED!
In an unknown place that's friggin dark,scarey,and kinda cold….
Ed: AAALLLLL THIS ISNT NO HOT HIDING PLACE!ITS FRIGGIN COLD!
Al: what are you talking about? Its not cold here
Ed: Al, you are a suit of armor.YOU CANT FEEL ANYTHING!
Al: oh yeah I forgot….
Ed: At least I'm away from that Kill-whats-her-name-who-made-me-clean-her-and-kannas-dishes-girl. SHES FREAKY!
Al: I feel so sorry for you Ed.At least she didn't get me!
Ed: AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH ( tackles Al)
Back to the other people
Alexis: HELLOOO PEOPLE!
Kadaj: AAAAHHHHH!I REMEMBER YOU!I think…….
Yazoo: Kadaj did Kanna hit you in the head to much?
Kadaj: yep
Sephiroth: no wonder he doesn't remember the usual things he remebers…..
Loz: NNNNNNNOOOOOOO KADAJ LOST HIS MEMORY!
Cloud: only some you coconut brain
Zax: yummmmmm…coconut sounds good……….
Cloud,Zax: and by the way….oh Sephiroth
Sephiroth: what?
Cloud,Zax: SEPHY-POOOOOOOOOO!HHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAA!( starts running around Lexi Island)
Sephy-poo( I mean) Sephiroth: THAT'S IT!THEY ARE DEAD! ( runs after them)
Kanna,Killa: ooooookkkkkkkk
Alexia: does this happen a lot?
Kanna: yep
Kadaj: now I think I remember you, you're the one who I trained…I think…
Yazoo: I'm surprised Kadaj actually remembered….
Killa: ummm….maybe I should go see if Zax and Cloud are ok…..( walks in the middle of the road) hmmmm
In the distance
Zax: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH IT WAS CLOUDS IDEA!
Cloud: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!NO IT WASN'T!IT WAS ZAX IDEA!
Zax: NU UH!
Sephiroth: YOUR BOTH GOING DOWN EITHER WAY!( swings Masamune which cuts both of their hair in half)
Zax,Cloud: NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOO OUR HAIR!
Sephiroth: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!( swings Masamune and cuts their shirts off)
Zax: CLOUD RUN FASTER!
Cloud: IM TRYING!WE CANT BE IN 7 FEET REACH!
Zax: MORE LIKE 8 OR 9 FEEET………………..
Coud,Zax:………………………………. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH( runs faster)
Sephiroth: COME BACK HERE YOU STUPID-EXCUSES-FOR-SOLDIERS!
Back to the girls and the S.H.M
Kadaj: sssoooooooo Alexia, did I kiss you once?
Alexia: do you have to say that now?
Killa: HEY I SEE A SANDSTORM!
Kanna: hey Yazoo do you have any Seven's?
Yazoo: nope, go fish
Kanna: darn
Killa: look at the pretty Sand!( Zax and Cloud come into view)
Zax.Cloud: OUT OF OUR WAY!( Loz comes over to Killa)
Loz: what they say?
Killa: I have no idea….
Zax,Cloud: OUT OF OUR WAAAAYYYYYYYYYYY!( runs over Killa and Loz)
Killa,Loz: OOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWW WWWWWWTTTTTFFFFF!YOUR GOING DOWN!( Sephiroth comes)
Sephiroth: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH ( swings Masamune again and slices Killas and Lozs hair)
Killa,Loz: HHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYY!( gets run over by Sephiroth) WTTTTTFFFFFF!AAAGGGGHHHHHH!( runs after Zax and Cloud with Sephiroth)
Alexia: poor Loz and Killa…
Kadaj: do you still have those blades I gave you?
Alexia: yep
Kadaj: YAY!
Kanna: got any………Aces?
Yazoo: man….
Kanna: I WIN!HAHAHAHA!HAND OVER YOUR VELVET NIGHTMARE!
Yazoo: cheater
Kanna: fine we'll play a rematch……
Alexia: what the heck are you two guys doing?
Kanna,Yazoo: gambling weapons over Gofish
Kadaj: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooo!who won?
Kanna: no one, Yazoo says I'm a cheater
Yazoo: because you are
Kanna: and so we have been playing rematches
Alexia: oh jeez, hey Kadaj lets do a practice match
Kadaj: WHERES MY SOUBA?
Kanna: ummmmmmm……….
Yazoo: Kanna has it
Kanna; why do you always have to say something?
Yazoo: to make your life miserable…
Kanna: and I know something that will make your life miserable….
Yazoo: oh god no……………
With the running people
Cloud: DOESN'T HE EVER GET TIRED?
Zax: HES A MAKO MAN!WHAT WOULD YA EXPECT!
Sephiroth: PERISH FROM MY BLADE!
Cloud,Zax: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
Zax: umm……Cloud?
Cloud: yes?
Zax: I think too other people are chasing us……….
Cloud: WHAT!( looks back) ITS KILLA AND LOZ!THEY BOTH ARE ARMED WITH GUNS AND SWORDS…………
Zax: Shall we?
Cloud: we shall….
Zax,Cloud: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH( run faster)
In the lifestream
Clouds mother: CLOUD IS BETTER!
Lucrecia: SEPHIROTH!( looks at the TV)
Clouds Mother: MY CLOUD IS SO MUCH BETTER THEN YOUR SEPHIROTH.HE WILL WIN A FIGHT AND A KAROKE CONTEST ANYTIME!
Lucrecia: oh yeah then look what is happening with Cloud, my Sephiroth is chasing after him and hes running for his life
Clouds mother: YEAH RIGHT! Sephiroth is just jealous!
Lucrecia: NU UH!oh and by the way…SEPHIROTH WAY WAY BETTER IN THAT KAROKE CONTEST!
Clouds mother: CLOUD!
Lucrecia:SEPHIROTH!
Back in the world of the living
Cloud: did you hear something?
Zax: besides us screaming?
Cloud: yeah
Zax: no
Cloud: oh ok……….
Cloud,Zax: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Back to the two girls and two boys
Kadaj: OH COME ON ALEXIA! YOU KNOW I LOVE TO EAT!AND IM STARVING!
Alexia: MUAHAHHAA!only if you date me,then you can eat
Kadaj: that's no fair……
Alexia: just kidding Kadaj sheesh! ( stalker dude comes in)
SD: there she is……….
Alexia: oh jeez hes here….Kadaj hide me!
Kadaj: huh wa?
Alexia: oh wait I have my swords………..( takes swords out)
SD: OOOOOOoooooooooo swords
Alexia: BACK AWAY FROM ME!
SD: why? ( tries to reach for Alexia)
Alexia: THEN DIE BASTARD!( cuts his hands off and the his arms)
Kadaj: Aawwwww! I wanna cut his head off!
Alexia: be my quest
Kadaj: YAY!( takes Souba out and slices the Stalker dudes head off)
SD: oooouuuccchhhh!( falls on the floor lifeless)
Alexia: umm……….i think hes going to come back to life, RUN! ( grabs Kadaj's hair and drags him to a safe place)
Kadaj: AAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!LET GO OF MY HAIR!
Wherever Kanna took Yazoo
Yazoo: NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!NOT AGAIN!
Kanna: HAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!YOUR LOSING TO A GIRL IN VIDEO GAMES!MUHAHAHHAHAHAHA!
Yazoo: your cheating!
Kanna: how am I cheating?
Yazoo: for 1 you have me chained up so I cant play.2 I don't have a controller
Kanna: sssssoooooo
Yazoo: man your slow( Alexis and Kadaj enter)
Kanna: wow,Kadaj you got beat by a girl only in a different area
Kadaj: no I didn't
Alexis: OOOOOOOOoooo your playing video games!
Kanna: JOIN THE PARTY!
Alexis: hold on ( chains Kadaj to her side of the couch) ok I'm ready.
Kanna: now all we need is pizza
Alexis: yeah! ( orders Pizza)
Kanna: IT'S A GIRL BEATS BOYS DAY!
Alexis: hey wanna foght eachother?
Kanna: sure! I call Ibuki!
Alexia: I CALL CHUN-LI!
30 minutes later
PG: pizza!Someone order 70 pizzas?
Alexia,Kanna: US!
PG; that will be $100.00.do you know how hard it is to get here?
Kanna: 100 BUCKS! HELL NO!IM NOT PAYING!
Alexia: NEITHER AM I!
PG: well then your not gonna get the pizzas…
Kanna: oh yes we are
PG: oh no your not
Kanna: oh yes we ARE! ( tackles PG and takes all the pizzas)
Alexia: May I?
Kanna: go right ahead
Alexia: BE GONE YOU DAMN BIATCH!( kicks the PG off the island)
Kanna: YAY PIZZAS HERE!
Kadaj,Yazoo: YAY! WE ARE HUNGRY!
Alexia: but what about the others?
Kanna: we arent gonna eat yet
Kadaj,Yazoo: AAAWWWWW
4 hours later
Cloud,Zax: that is the last time we call Seph something……( comes into the house of Alexia and collaps on the tv)
Alexia,Kanna: AAAGGHHH!BLOCKING!
Killa,Loz,Sephiroth: WELL WE HAD OUR FUN FOR THE DAY!
Kadaj,Yazoo: yipee for you….
Kanna: PIZZA TIME!
Zax: is there one with chicken?
Alexia: don't worry Zax we have 12 chicken pizzas
Zax,Loz: YAY! ( takes the chicken pizzas and eats them)
Kadaj,Yazoo: now can we eat?
Alexia,Kanna: yes
Kadaj,Yazoo: WWHHHOOOOHHOOOO( breaks their chains and literally dive into the pizzas) yummm
Sephiroth: HEY SHARE SOME OF THAT! ( takes some pizzas from Kadaj and Yazoo)
Killa: NO WAY! YOUR PLAYING GAMES!
Alexia,Kanna: YEP!
Killa: I WANNA PLAY! ( sits on top of the couch)
Alexia: wanna put some music on?
All: YES!
Alexia puts on techno and other dance music.
Kanna,Killa: PARTY!
Everyone dance,Zax and Cloud get stomped on,and everyone goes to sleep afterwards,Beware of the mighty Sephiroth………
Yes I know weird random and retarded.i have no idea how this fic got started………