Allo ppl who are reading this, which im prolly sure isnt a lot…..well anywayz, thanz Midnightcherryblossom and my friend Killa.
Dislcaimer: EVERYTHING I DON'T OWN! ONLY ME CHARACTER KANNA! KILLA IS A FRIEND AND ALEXIA IS MIDNIGHTS! SHHEESSSHHHH
Chapter 7 KAP
Everyone is asleep in Alexias home on her island. Sephiroth,Kadaj,Yazoo,and Kanna are asleep on the couch.Zax,Cloud and Loz on the floor drooling. Alexia and Killa are awake…………
Alexia: hmm….I have an idea Killa…
Killa: really? What you thinking?
Alexia: getting everybody drunk at the bar…then go to a club afterwards
Killa: hahahhahahahahhaa! That would be so cool….
Alexia: wanna do it?
Killa: YEAH!
Alexia: shut up!
Killa: oops…sorry….
Alexia: but how are we gonna get everyone to the bar?
Killa: hmmmm……
Kanna: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzz……author….ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzz…
must….kill……fangirls…..ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzz
Killa: I KNOW! ( gets her mouth covered by Alexia) oops……..how about we get the author to do it?
Alexia: that's reasonable, AUTHOR!
FFS: what? I was eating!
Killa: teleport everyone and us to a bar
FFS: which one?
Alexia: the one with all the beers and drinks in the world.
FFS: that place is the best…….kk ( teleports everyone)
Alexia: its so surprising everyone is still asleep….
Killa: Kanna can sleep through anything. She got Seph, Yaz,Kadaj and Loz into a deep sleep from putting sleep pills and other stuff in their pizzas.Zax and Cloud are pretty much half dead from being chased so they are in a deep sleep of course.HAHA!
Alexia: well now to see what everyone likes…..
Killa: I know Kanna likes her Bloody Mary drinks( I'm making up drinks here )
Alexia: so we are gonna need Bloody Mary…….that drink is…….thick….and bloody….
Killa: that's why she likes it…sometimes I think Kanna is a vampire……..
Kanna: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz…….no……ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzz……vampire…..am….I….ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Killa: funny how that answers my question……
Alexia: Sephiroth prolly likes his Blade War drink…
Killa: that drink is spicy as hell!
Alexia: exactly
Killa: hmmmm…….lets see……Loz and Zax is prettty obvious…
Alexia: Chicken Halo?
Killa: yep!
Alexia: lets see…..Kadaj and Yazoo both like…..
Killa: brother bond!
Alexia: theres no such thing of Brother Bond!
Killa: sssssooooo
Alexia: why me? ( sigh)
Killa: ok ok…they both like Silver Stream…..
Alexia: and that leaves Cloud….
Killa: I think he likes…….
Alexia: hmmm……
Killa: hmmm….
Alexia: what does Cloud like?
Killa: oh! I remember! He likes ChocoPepsi!
Alexia: they have such a thing?
Killa: surprisingly yes
Alexia: and in case everyone doesn't want that we can use water
Killa: the only ones who wouldn't need water would be Loz,Zax,and Cloud
Alexia: that's true…..
Kadaj: mm…………………..need………..water…….. ( gets off the couch and heads for the kitchen but hits 4 tables before he gets there)
Killa: we gotta hurry!
Alexia: already have his water made
Killa: that was fast……( takes the drunk water and puts it in Kadaj's hand)
Kadaj: hm?…..water……( drinks the water)………………………….WWWWWWHHHHHOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHOOOOOO! ( bounces off the walls literally) I FEEL SO HYYYYYYYYYYYYPER!
Killa: ummmm…..
Alexia: oops……wrong formula….
Yazoo: mmm…..shut….up……..( tries to throw his Velvet Nightmare at Kadaj but misses and hits Seph instead)
Killa: hey Yazoo is up! This time I Made the drink.
Alexia: fine…….( takes the glass of Silver Stream and goes over to Yazoo )
Killa: hes not gonna drink it himself!
Alexia: hmmm….I have an idea…( puts the drink in her mouth and puts it in Yazoos mouth )
Killa: OOOOOOOOooooo you kissed him!
Alexia: that wasn't a kiss!
Killa: whatever….
Yazoo: ugghhh…..what…the…wwwhhhheeeeerrrrrrrr….aammm…I? ( sees Kadaj ) hey…….a…silver ball…….
Killa: and I though he was smarter..HAHA!
Alexia: next is Cloud Strife….
Killa: hmm……( takes the ChocoPepsi and holds it to Clouds nose)
Cloud: no…..no……..no! ChocoPepsi don't go! I HATE AERIS!……( sniffs the ChocoPepsi) …..YOU DIDN'T LEAVE ME!( drinks the ChocoPepsi ) together again………
Alexia: he has dreams of that stupid drink?
Killa: ooookkkkkk…..we have a Chocobo Kid Martian…….
Cloud: KWEH! KWEH! KWEH! ( runs around) KWEH! KWEH! KWEH!
Yazoo: huumm……( sees Cloud) hey…a..Chocobo……..yay……( jumps on Cloud ) GIIDDDIIYAP! ( pulls Clouds hair, thinking its reigns )
Cloud: KKKKWWWEEEHHH! ( runs faster)
Killa,Alexia: HAHAHHAHAHA!
Killa: whos next?
Alexia: hmmm……
Seph: uugghh…who…hit..me?
Killa: hehehe( smirks freakfully)
Alexia: thinking what I'm thinking?
Killa: oh yeah…
Alexia: I have the Blade War…..( steps on Sephiroths foot)
Sephiroth: YYYEEEOOOOWWW! ( yells out loud with his mouth wide open)
Killa: down the hatch! ( puts 900 gallons of Blade War's in Seph's mouth)
Sephiroth: ………………………………………………………………………….( wobbly walks over to a nearby counter )………………
Killa: what the?
Alexia: I think we have to wait a while…
Sephiroth: ………………( gets hit by ChocoKid and Yazoo )………..( breathes fire on Loz, then chases after Yazoo and Cloud,wanting a turn to ride )
Alexia: its so surprising how Kanna is still sleeping…
Killa: told you she sleeps through anything…….
Loz: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!
Sephiroth: ……………….( slithers on the ground like a snake and wraps around Loz while biting his neck)
Loz: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH! GET IT OF ME!GET IT OFF ME! ( Sephiroth flings off and lands on Kadaj. Starts biting Kadaj instead )
Killa: shall we?
Alexia: we shall….( gives Loz a Chicken Halo )
Killa: Zax…..( puts a Chicken Halo under his nose )
Zax,Loz: …………( sniff)……….( sniff, sniff ) CHICKEN! ( drinks the weird drink )…………………..CHICKEN!
Alexia: ……exactly what did you put in that drink Killa?
Killa: a plant that makes them see that eachother are big chickens…
Alexia: oh……..
Loz,Zax: CHICKEN! ( points to each other ) MINE! ( they both tackle each other and bit eachothers heads )
Killa: this would be good blackmail….
Alexia: already taping ( gets a close up on the video camera )
Killa: now all that's left is Kanna….
Alexia: how we gonna wake her up?
Killa: hmm…..( goes to Kannas ear ) Kanna……the Bloody Mary called you a bitch again…
Kanna: …….( 1 twitch)……………( 2 twitches) WHERE THE HELL IS IT? IT SHALL PERSISH IN MY STOMACH! ( jumps on the couch )
Alexia: here it is ( hands Kanna a Bloody Mary )
Kanna: AAAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHH! ( tears at the cap with her teeth and drinks the whole drink down )……………………….( laughs like Woody the Woodpecker ) ENGARDE! ( points to Sephiroth)
Sephiroth: ………urp…….urp…wha?…en..garde?….( breathes fire on the baguette Kanna was pointing at him ) wha?urp……engarde….?
Kanna: oooOOO….look at the pretty-burning-my-hand-to-a-crisp-ffooodd! ( puts her hand and baguette in her mouth )
Killa: I thought we were suppose to get them drunk…..not freakier
Alexia: hey its funnier
Killa: true
Kanna: aaaaaarrrrrgggggggghhhhhh!
Sephiroth: ggggggggggggrrrrrrrr ( still sucking on Kadaj's neck ) grrrrrrrrrrr
Cloud: KWEH! KWEEEEEEEEHHHHH!WARK!WARK! KWEEEEEHHH!
Zax,Loz: CHICKEN!…URP
Yazoo: GIIDIIYYAAPP….URP……YOU CHOCOBO!
Kadaj: IM HHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYPER! URP……..
Killa: wanna go to the club?
Alexia: HELL YEAH!
Killa: lets take everyone with us
Alexia: that will be fun ( drags everyone to the door ) LETS GO!
At the Club
Techno Music blares out loud when they enter
Alexia: WWWHHHOOOHHOOOO! CLUBS ROCK!
Killa: lets put these guys somewhere until we are done dancing……um….where are they?
Alexia: WHAT! YOU LET THEM GO?
Killa: they we're just in my hand a second ago…..
Alexia: hmmm….( looks around)…..there they are! ( points to the stage )
Kanna: urp……( wobbly walks to the DJ ) LETS GET THIS PARTY STARTED! Urp..
DJ: WHAT THE F…….WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE!
Sephiroth: uggghhh……( grabs the DJ and hands him to Kadaj )
Kadaj????OOOOOoooooo! ( grabs the DJ,Hops on the walls,and throws him out the door ) IM HYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYPER!
Zax,Loz: aaaarrggghhhhhh ( still bite each others heads non-stop )
Yazoo: FEEL THE FIRE DEEP INSIDE!
Cloud: KKKWWWWEEEEHHHH!1
Sephiroth: BURNING STRONG WHERE YOU CANT HIDE! JOIN THE ELEMENTS TONIGHT!AND FEEL THE LIGHT!
Kanna: urp….OOOOOOOOOOOoooooo ( puts on Neo Cortex on ) Elements…urp ( falls alseep on stage )
Killa: im not waking her up again…
Alexia: neither am I……oh Kadaj…
Kadaj: urp….urp….huh?
Alexia: DANCE WITH ME! ( grabs Kadaj and drags him to the dance floor )
Kadaj: AAAAAAAHHHH! ( says in the warner brothers tone, Marlin ) HELP ME! HELP ME PLEASE!
Yazoo: a mistress in distress is in trouble! And her knight in shining armor has come to her rescue! Charge! ( pulls on Clouds hair )
Cloud: KWEEEHHHHH! ( charges into the big crowd of people )
Yazoo: AAAAHHHHHH! IM LOST!HELP ME! HELP ME PLEASE!
Sephiroth: uuggghhhh…..( sees Killa ) hmmm………( goes to Killa and goes down on one knee ) will you marry me?
Killa: OOOOOOoooo! YAYZ! I ACCEPT! ( both get married )
Alexia: COME ON KADAJ KEEP UP! ( drags Kadaj around )
Kadaj: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!TOO MUCH HYPERNESS!
Yazoo: IM DROWNING!
Cloud: WWWWWWWAAAARRRRRKK!
Kanna: uuuhhhhhggggghhh…..( wakes up and see Sephiroth and Killa )
Sephiroth: uhh….( see ring on Killa ) …..forget you I am gonna marry her…( points to Kanna )
Killa: WWWWWWAAAAAAAAA!HE DOESN'T LIKE ME ANYMORE!
Kanna: HEY GIRL WITH THE WOLF EARS! GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY HUSBAND!( throws extra speakers at Killa )
Killa: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
Sephiroth: Kanna….will….urp…you marry me….?…urp
Kanna: hmm….uumm…..urp…YEZ! ( both get married and both fall unconscious on the stage )
Alexia: AWW MAN! KADAJ FELL UNCONSIOUS ALSO!
Zax,Loz: MY CHICKEN!URP….( both fall unconscious )
Yazoo: help….me….( falls unconscious from being danced on )
Cloud: k…weh……( falls unconscious for the same reason )
Alexia: YES! EVERYONE IS UNCONSCIOUS! Killa? KILLA!
Killa: uuuuuuuuuggggghhhhhh
Alexia: wake up! ( grabs Killa and shakes her )
Killa: I'm awake!
Alexia: everyone is unconscious now
Killa: yes! ( turns into her wolf form and scares the rest of the people away ) RUN AWAY FROM THIS PLACE OR BE EATEN!
Alexia: well we are gonna die in a few days…
Killa: that's plenty of time for us to escape
Alexia: yep!
3 hours later
All: uuggghh….Alexia…Killa…
Alexia: oh no
Killa: I thought they were out for a few days
Alexia: so did I
All: you are dead…..( run after the two )
Alexia,Killa: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! ( runs away and puts the Hurry faster theme song on )
Yes,yes, I know weird chapter and stupid.hehehehe…next chapter is on a place that's not on their planet….