Yes I'm still writing this stupid fic cause of friends. Me and Killa get bored and Midnight just likes it.Here we go again.oh and THANX Midnight and Killa for the ideas…you two so inspiring…lolz
Disclaimer: I'm not going to say this again……
Chapter 8 MOON TRIP!
Killa: YAYAYAYYAYAYAY!THE MMMOOOONNN!THE PLACE OF CHEESE!
Kanna,Alexia: ummm…Killa..the moon isn't made of chesse…
Killa: YES IT IS! ( runs around screaming the same thing)
Sephiroth: HOW DID THIS RING GET ON ME?
Kanna: hehhehee…( grins evily ) too bad Seph….you're my husband now
Sephiroth: huh?
Kanna: you proposed to me and I said yes….MUAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!
Sephiroth: got any proof?
Kanna: yep, Alexia! Can I see the sphere please?
Alexia: he still doesn't believe?
Kanna: nope
Alexia: hhahhhahahaha! ( hands Kanna a sphere )
Kanna: gaze into the shiny contents of the big round sphery thingy, and know the truth behind your mind
Sephiroth: I GET TO FIND OUT WHO MY MOTHER IS!
Kanna: NO! IM TALKING ABOUT YESTERDAY!
Sephiroth: ohhh….( watches sphere and starts to remember )
Killa: CCCCCCCHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSEEEEEEEEE!
Sephiroth: …………..I FIRST ASKED THAT CRAZY WOLF TO MARRY ME?UUUUGGGGHHHH! I am so glad I chose you now….
Kanna: MUAHAHHAHAHA! ITS OFFICIAL! ( fangirls scream in the background )
1FG: YOUR NOT HIS WIFE! ITS FAKE!
2FG: YEAH! THAT'S PROLLY A FAKE RING TOO!
3FG: ITS FAKE EVEN THOUGH ITS MADE OF MAKO CRYSTALS……NNNOO FAIR!
1FG: FAKE WIFE!
Kanna: what are you talking about? WE ARE NOW OFFICIALY MARRIED! SHHHHEEESSSHHHH!
AFG: PROVE IT!
Sephiroth: one reason why I hate fangirls….
AFG: ( screams in a high pitched yell ) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!SEPHIROTH HATES US!YAY!
Killa: MY EARS!……cheese….
Kanna: AAARRRRRGGGGHHHH ( shows the Fangirls the marriage papers ) WE ARE OFFICIAL!
AFG: NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOO! ( they all start to cry )
Yazoo: WHAT THE HELL IS ALL THE YELLING OUT HERE FOR! IM TRYING TO CONCENTRATE!
Kadaj: AND I AM TRYING TO SLEEP! I HAVE A FREAKING HEADACHE!
Cloud: kweh?…I mean…WHAT THE F……..?
Loz,Zax: DAMN FANGIRLS! WE ARE TRYING TO EAT CHICKEN HERE!
Alexia: AND DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT! YAZOO AND KADAJ ARE MY SONS SO YOU CANT HAVE THEM! ( shows them fake birth papers )
Killa: AND LOZ,ZAX,AND CLOUD ARE MY UNCLES SO BACK OFF! ( turns into a wolf and chases the girls out )
Kanna: aaww forget this ( jumps on Clouds Fenrir which she stole again, and runs over the fangirls )
Sephiroth: better yet……( casts Fire3 and Flare on all of the fangirls)
AFG: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH ( dies )
Killa: cheese!cheese! Can we go to the moon?
All: WHY?
Killa: because…cheese! ( points to the sky )
Kanna: but how are we gonna get there?
Alexia: steal a spaceship from Cid Highwind
All: …………….YEAH!
Kadaj: how we gonna get to rocket town?
Loz,Zax: HAVE THE MAGICAL FLYING CHICKENS FLY US THERE! MUAHAHAHHAHAHA!
All:……….( sweatdrop)ooooooookkkkkkkk………
Kanna: lets just bribe a WEAPON to carry us there
Killa: IM GOOD AT BRIBING! CHEESSEE!
Alexia: I'm starting to think shes not…
S.H.M,Sephiroth: Don't ask us to bribe….we threaten
Kanna: don't look at me. I would prolly destroy the thing…
Zax: not me, im gonna eat it ( starts eating a bucket of chicken from KFC ) yummm…..
Loz: don't ask me….( sighs ) YOU HAVE CHICKEN! GIMME! ( reaches for the chicken but Zax pulls it out of the way) MEANIE!
Zax: MY CHICKEN! ( sticks tounge out )
Loz: ARRGGGHH! ( tackles Zax and they both fight for chicken )
Kanna: I guess we are gonna have to let Killa bribe…
Alexia: we are doomed….
Killa: CHHHEEEESSEE!
At the WEAPONS lair
Ultima WEAPON: WHAT DO YOU WANT?
Killa: me and my friends need to get to Rocket town. Ever heard of it?
Ultima WEAPON: yes I heard about, I FREAKING TRAVELED THE WORLD WITH YOU GUYS CHASING ME!
Kanna: umm actually that was Cloud and his gang
Ultima WEAPON: oh well you all are still humans
Kanna,Killa: WE ARENT HUMANS!
Ultima WEAPON: whatever…..
Killa: so will you take us to Rocket town?
Ultima WEAPON: no
Killa: oh come on!think about it!
Ultima WEAPON: hmm…..no
Loz: why is he so mean Kadaj?
Kadaj: because you cry a lot
Loz: meanie ( sob )
Yazoo: oh stop crying Loz..
Loz: ……( sob ) ….(tears )
Sephiroth: aaggghh….STOP CRYING YOU BIG CRYBABY BEFORE I CUT YOUR FREAKING HAIR OFF!
Loz: NO MY HAIR! Sorry brother……( sob )
Ultima WEAPON: hmm…I like that attitude oh Long-Haired-Silver one
Sephiroth: why thank you…SO ARE YOU FREAKING TAKING US TO ROCKET TOWN OR NOT!
Ultima WEAPON: no
Kanna: YOU BETTER SAY YES BEFORE WE…
Ultima WEAPON: before what? Destroy me?
Kanna: actually yes
Ultima WEAPON: you cant destroy me! I AM IMMORTAL! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Killa: oohhh Ulti Weapy! I HAVE CHEESE!
Ultima WEAPON: …………………….cheese?……………..( sniffs the delicious cheese)…….I WILL DO ANYTHING FOR IT! JUST GIVE ME THE DAMN CHEESE ALREADY!
Killa: thought so…..so take us to Rocket Town
Ultima WEAPON: yes…..master…..anything…..for…the….CHEESE! GIVE IT TO ME!
Kanna: only if you take us to RT.
Ultima WEAPON,Loz: RT?
All: ROCKET TOWN YOU IDIOTS!
Ultima WEAPON,Loz: OOOOHHHHH
Killa: OFF TO ROCKET TOWN! AND THEN TO THE MOON OF CHEESE!
Ultima WEAPON: THE MOON IS MADE OUT OF CHEESE!
Killa: yep!
All: NO ITS NOT!
Zax,Loz: ITS MADE OF CHICKEN!
All: ITS ESPECIALLY NOT MADE OF THAT!
Zax,Loz: AAAAAAWWWWWWWwwwwwww!MAN-UH!
Kanna: HEY!DON'T STEAL MY SAYING!
Cloud: Alexia…..you traitor…..you like Kadaj and Yazoo……
Kanna: HEY! I LIKE SEPHIROTH!
Cloud: but you didn't resurrect him
Alexia: DON'T YOU DARE HURT KADAJ AND YAZOO!
Cloud: or what?
Alexia: I WILL GO QUAKE3 ON YO ASS AGAIN!
Ultima WEAPON: HEY HEY!NO QUAKE3'S IN MY HOME!
Alexia: THEN I'LL GO QUAKE3 ON YO ASS INSTEAD!( runs away from Ultima WEAPON a few feet away )
Ultima WEAPON: then why are you running away?
Alexia: I'm not running away, I am doing this……QUAKE3 ETERNITY!( Ultima WEAPON gets quake3 for eternity)
Ultima WEAPON: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH( gets shot up all the way to the moon)
Killa: HEY!HOW COME HE GOT TO GO TO THE MOON AND I DIDN'T!NNNOOOO FAIR!
Yazoo,Kadaj: just how are wo gonna get to Rocket Town anywayz?
Loz,Zax: BY THE MAGICAL CHOCOBOS!
All: HELL NO!
Cloud: we ride on Kadaj,Sephiroth,Yazoo,and Loz?
S.H.M,Sephiroth,Kanna,Alexia: HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL NNNNNNNNOOOOOO!
Cloud: fine,fine
Kanna: we can ride Drakolf, and the aeons
All: WTF?
Kanna: Drakolf is a guardian of mine
All: oohhh…..
Kadaj: hold on…..why didn't we just ride them instead of coming all the way to the outskirts of ROCKET TOWN!
All:………………………………..hold on…………….we are in Rocket Town…………….
Killa: YAY! WE ARE IN RT! WE ARE IN RT!
S.H.M,Sephiroth: why did we walk all the way here?
Kanna,Killa: cause it was the only way to get to Ultima WEAPONS lair…..
Cloud.Alexia: NO IT WASN'T!WE COULD HAVE RODE EIDOLONS,AEONS,AND OTHER BEASTS!
Sephiroth: SSSSHHHUUUTTTTT UPPP!( everyone goes quiet ) can we please….just go steal a spaceship and get this crazy wolf to the moon and leave her……
All: OOOKKK!
30 minutes later
Killa: ……………VERY FUNNY SEPHIROTH!
All: MAN YOU'RE A SLOW THINKER!
Everybody dresses up in order to get the spaceship from Cid. Seph, and the S,H.M are in their same outfits.only the girls( especially Alexia ) dyed their hair black and the S.H.M's hair black.( they didn't let Killa since she dyed Loz's hair a cheese color,but it is now black) the girls are in black assassin outfits ( Final Fantasy Tactics Advance version), the two chicken freaks are in black chicken outfits ( don't ask why) and Zax and Cloud are in black ninja outfits.
Sephiroth: are we finally ready here!
Kanna,Alexia: We are
S.H.M: same here
Zax,Cloud: ready and waiting!
Sephiroth: hold on…..where's Killa?
Everyone looks around and Killa coms skipping torward them
Killa: CID LET ME HAVE THE AIRSHIP SINCE HE HAS NO MONEY TO LAUNCH IT! SO HE GAVE IT TO ME!
All: WWWWWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHAAAATTTTTT!WE ALL GOT DRESSED UP FOR NOTHING!
Killa: yep!
Boys: UUUUUGGGGHHHHH! GREAT! Now we have to change clothes again….
Kanna,Alexia: TOO BAD FELLAS! WE HAVE DRESSPHERES! MUAHAHHAHHA! BUT WE DO HAVE THREE BOY DRESSPHERES FOR SEPHIROTH,KADAJ,AND YAZOO
Sephiroth,Kadaj,Yazoo: YAY!( changes into their outfits even though they don't need too…..the dressphere cleans their hair)
Loz,Zax,Cloud: NO FAIR!( Cloud and Loz go wash their hair )
3 hours later
Killa: YAYAYYAYAYAYAY!THE MOOOOONNN!IM COMING FOR YOU MY MOON!
All: uggghhhhhhhh why us?
5 hours later
All: FINALLY!WE ARE ON THE MOON!
Killa: CCHHHEEEESSSEEE!YAY!( takes a bit out of the moon but finds it to be pork rinds) AAAAHHHHGGHHH!I HATE PORK RINDS!
FFS: MUAHHAHAHAHAHA!YOUR PRECIOUS MOON IS SOMETHING YOU HATE!HAHHAHAHA!
Killa: GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! ( takes the keyboard and makes the moon made out of cheese) YAY!
FFS: HEY!( snatches the keyboard back)
Killa: FINALLY! CHEESE!( Ultima WEAPON comes to the group)
Ultima WEAPON: CCHHHHEEEESSSSEEEE!( him and Killa bite the moon)
Sephiroth: hey, how about we leave, let them eat the moon, and then they float in space for all eternity and die?
S.H.M, CB,KA: sure…..lets go…..( they all start going towards the ship)
Killa: hey where are you guys going? ( stares at them with cheese hanging from her mouth )
All: we are just gonna…..take a nap…
Killa: oh ok….CHEESE!
Everybody takes off, leaving Killa and the Ultima WEAPON on the moon.they land on their planet and go to Lexi island.
7:00 P.M
Kanna: wheres the moon? I cant see it…we just left it like some hours ago….
Sephiroth: I think Killa and that WEAPON ate the whole thing….
Alexis: aww man! Then there isnt going to be a blood red moon…….
Kadaj: well then how are we gonna get the moon back?
Yazoo:………..author?
All of a sudden everyone hears a howl that's saying '' cheese''…..
All: lets get the author
FFS: AAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!MY MOON IS GONE! KILLA SHALL PAY! ( teleports Killa back to their planet and the WEAPON to Kanna's planet) much better….
Killa: I WANT MORE CHEESE! ( gets knocked out by everyone)
Cloud: now we can get some sleep……
FFS: not without the moon…..( puts the moon back and puts a spell on it, having it made off Pork Rinds forever) ok…done
Kanna: NIGHT PPL!
Killa:…….ZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzz….cheese……ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Everyone throws her into a nearby swamp
Wellz there goes this chapter………very weird and random story indeed,not,