Allo ppl and my dang comp with all my chapters wont work...aagghhh..and yet the labtop works. Im paying Yazoo to shoot my Comp for me. GO YAZOO!
Chapter 9 Stalker Dude Army
Kanna,Alexia: WHO WANTS TO GO TO THE GOLDEN SAUCER!
All: we do!
Kadaj: but we have to be in disguise again...
Sephiroth: uggghhh...I have to dye my hair again...
Kanna: dont worry Seph...a lot of us have to dye our hair
Zax: is there chicken at the Golden Saucer?
Loz: it should...( starts eating KFC) yumm...Zax not getting any...Zax not getting any
Zax: gggggggggggggggggggggrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr ( tackles Loz and runs off with a chicken leg)
Loz: dammit!
Alexia: lets see...what am I gonna wear?hmm...
Yazoo: that reminds me...we cant wear leather clothes...
Kanna: MAN-UH! I forgot about that...but I can still wear leather since I am a woman..MUAHAHAHHAHA
S.H.M, Sephiroth: Man! Does that mean we cant wear black?
Alexia: one of you can...the others have to wear something different
Zax: do I have to change my clothes?
Kanna: yes...you have to be in a different color besides blue and black
Alexia: and that goes for you too Cloud
Zax,Cloud: aaaawwwww man!
Killa: HEY PPL! WHERE HAVE YA GUYS BEEN? I HAVE BEEN SEARCHING ALL OVER FOR YA!
Sephiroth: how the heck did you survive?
Kadaj,Yazoo: we thought you couldnt swim...
Alexia: and why are you covered in cheese?
Cloud: you even have a stong scent of cheese..( covers nose)
Zax,Loz: WE KNOW ONE THING! YOU DONT SMELL LIKE CHICKEN!
Kanna: Killa...explain
Killa: last night when you dumped me into that swamp...it turned out to be made of cheese so...
Sephiroth: why didnt I look before I threw her?
Kanna: hey your not the only one who didnt look...
Killa: so now I am here and back! And why do you guys look like your going somewhere?
Alexia: because we are
Killa: where ya going?
Cloud: Gold Saucer...
Killa: does it look like cheese?
Kanna: no it looks like a moogle
Killa: YUCK
Sephiroth: we have to go to the mall again dont we?
Kanna,Alexia: YEP!
S.H.M, Sephiroth, Zax,Cloud: uuuggggghhhhhhh...
Killa: I dont have to disguise! YAY!
Kanna: ummmm...Killa?...how are you gonna hide the wolf ears?
Cloud: and wolf tail?
Killa: uuuhhhhhhh...I dont know...
Kanna: uuuuuggghhhhh...(drags Killa and everyone else to the mall)
At the Mall
Killa: ccccchhhhhhhhheeeeeeeeesssssssssseeee
Kanna: Killa just go to the Cheesecake factory
Killa: OOOOOOOOOOooooo ( runs to the cheesecake factory )
Alexia: wow she must really love her cheese...
Kanna: you have no idea
All of the boys: CAN WE JUST GET THIS SHOPPING OVER WITH HERE!
All of the girls: fine!sheesh! ( drags all the boys into a random clothes store )
In the Random Clothes Store
Kanna: there is so much stuff here! I dont know which one to pick...
Alexia: me neither...wanna get the guys clothes first?
Kanna: yeah! we can get back to ours later
Alexia: hey guys! Come on and lets go get you guys some clothes!
ATG: do we have to go with you two?
Kanna: yes! We have to see what looks good on you guys!
Alexia: and to see which ones fit
ATG: awwwww man! ( follows the girls to the mens section )
In the Men Section
Kanna: hmmmmmmmmm...what should you guys where?
Alexia: first lets see who is gonna wear black
Kanna: HEY GUYS! WHICH ONE OF YA IS GONNA WEAR BLACK?
Sephiroth: I am of course
Kadaj,Yazoo,Loz,Cloud,Zax: he threatened us so he could wear black...
Alexia: AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAA! I dont blame him...I mean look at him! He's worn black his entire life!
Sephiroth: hmm...( goes to look at the black clothes )
Kanna: lets see...what should Seph wear? Hmmm...( takes out black torn cut jeans and a shirt with belts across the chest and down the arms ) hmmm...I like this...what do you think Alexia?
Alexia: for Sephiroth?hmmm...( pictures Seph with the outfit on) I say it fits him
Kanna: hmm...yeah I think so too. SEPHIROTH! TRY THESE ON!
Sephiroth: waaa?
Kanna: go to the dressing room and try these on! ( throws Seph the clothes )
Alexia: how about we get everyones clothes picked out, then go to the dressing room?
Kanna:...that would be easier ( Killa comes in with a wedding dress on )
Killa: HHHHIIII PEOPLE! I GOT MARRIED!
Kanna,Alexia: TO WHO?
Kadaj,Yazoo, Sephiroth: or what?...
Loz,Zax: chicken?
Cloud: a chocobo?
Killa: NOPE I GOT MARRIED TO CHEESE!
All: we should have known...
Killa: you all gtting your clothes picked out?
All: yeah...
Killa: ok!I will go pick out my clothes! ( goes to the women section )
Kanna: that wolf scares me...
Alexia: I think she scares everyone...
Kanna: WELL BACK TO THE CLOTHES!
Kadaj: am I next?
Alexia: well duh! lets see...what color should Kadaj wear?
Kanna: hmm...
Kadaj: ummm...( takes out a red turtle neck sweater and a tan pair of pants ( they are pretty much a different version of SOLDIER 1st class pants ) what about this?
Kanna: OOOOOooooo Kadaj knows how to shop! lolz
Alexia: now lets see...what should Yazoo wear? hhmmm...( takes out a light blue shortsleeve turtleneck sweater and dark blue jeans ) Hey Kanna do you think Yazoo should wear blue?
Kanna: yes especially
Yazoo: I guess it fits me ( takes the clothes )
Loz: what about me?
Alexia,Kanna: umm...( Kanna takes out a orange short sleeved shirt.Aleixa takes out blue khaki pants )...this will do for now
Loz: fine...
Alexia: alright you guys try out those while we get our clothes
ATB: fine...( goes to the fitting rooms )
In the Womens Section
Alexia: uuuhhhhhhh...THATS IT! IM JUST GONNA WEAR MY BATTLE OUTFIT WITHOUT THE TRENCHCOAT! ( everyone looks at Alexia )
Kanna: Alexia is that really what you are gonna wear?
Alexia: YES
Kanna: ok ok you can stop yelling now
Alexia: alright ( Killa sees them )
Killa: HEY!
Kanna,Alexia: hey Killa, you find something to wear yet?
Killa: nope, and I think you forgot to get Zax and Clouds clothes
Alexia,Kanna: oops...oh well, we can get those two after we get ours
Kanna: hmmm...( takes out black leather pants with belts that go from the waist down to the legs, a black tank top that said " DIE BITCH!", and a grey leather jacket ) I like this...this is what imma gonna wear
Killa: CAN YOU TWO HELP ME GET CLOTHES!
Alexia: I suggest we get you a hat...or say those wolf ears are ornaments
Killa: does that include the wolf tail?
Kanna: yes, but you have to get clothes that make them look lke ornaments
Killa: oh alright...( takes out a grey shirt that said " DAMN ALL POACHERS " and blue jeans with howling wolves at the bottom ) what about this?
Kanna: well it does tell people you love wolves so they would prolly think the ears and tail are ornaments
Alexia: yeah people are dumb these days
Alexia: lets go pay for these and get Zax and Clouds clothes ( goes to the register )
Kanna, Killa: alright...( goes to the register )
CRL: that will be 100 gil
Kanna: I am so glad this isnt an expensive store
Alexia: why? we have a lot of money
Kanna: I dont feel like getting the expensive crap that can be in another store for cheaper and better
Alexia: true
CRL: here you go!
Killa: thank ya!
Kanna: now lets go get Zax and Cloud clothes
At the Mens section
Cloud: HOW DO WOMEN PICK OUT CLOTHES SO EASILY?
Zax: HOW WOULD I KNOW?
Sephiroth: at least we got our clothes
Kadaj: I was able to pick out my clothes!
Yazoo: and hes not even a girl
Loz: Kadaj just has good taste
Cloud,Zax: SHUT IT! ( the girls come )
Kanna,Alexia: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TWO DOING!
Zax.Cloud: umm...trying to get our clothes...
Killa: then your doing a pretty bad job...
Kanna: hey guys get your clothes paid?
ATG: yes
Alexia: hmm...what should Zax wear?...hm...( takes out tan pants, a white t-shirt, and a blue jacket ) ...this will do
Zax: that reminds me on how I used to dress in Gonaga... ( takes the clothes and goes to pay for them )
Kanna: now what about Cloud hm...
Killa: I KNOW! ( takes out a red hoody, blue jeans, and a grey t-shirt ) hows this?
Kanna: I like it
Alexia: so do I ( throws Cloud the clothes ) There you have your clothes
Cloud: hm...( goes to the register )
Sephiroth: so are we done shopping?
Kanna: noooo
Alexia: we need to get you guys contacts or maybe some sunglasses
Killa: and maybe a hat or two
ATB: aww man...
At the glasses shop
Kanna: hm...what color contacts should we get Yazoo,Kadaj,Loz,and Sephiroth?
Alexia: I guess blue for Yazoo and Loz, Kadaj and Sephiroth can have a dark brown
Killa: how are Zax and Cloud gonna hide the glow in their eyes?
Zax: HEY GUYS LOOK AT ME! ( comes out wearing black sunglasses)
Cloud: and I thought you were gonna wear the big ones
Zax: VERY FUNNY CLOUD!
Kanna: well that answers Killas question
Alexia: they can wear glasses while the silver haired people can wear contacts
Sephiroth: can we just pay and get out of here
Kanna: fine sheesh
Alexia: it seems as if the boys are dolls for us to dress them up
Killa: BOY DOLLS!
ATB: NNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOO
Kanna: quit whining already and lets go ( pays for the glasses and contacts)
At The Hat Store
Kanna: hmm...which one of ya guys are gonna wear a hat?
Loz: I guess I am
Alexia: Kadaj you are gonna wear a hat also
Kadaj: man...
Killa: hmm...( takes out a black baseball cap and a red baseball cap ) Loz gets red, Kadaj gets black
Kanna: that will be fine
Killa: I WANT A HAT!
Alexia: well then your gonna have to cut it so your wolf ears can fit
Killa: I know ( takes out a black hat with a wolf mark on it ) ok!
Kanna: now we are done
ATG: YAY!
On the Ride back
Zax,Loz: can we stop to get chicken?
All: NO!
Zax,Loz: why? we are hungry!
All: we said no!
Zax,Loz: meanies
At Lexi Island
Alexia: ALRIGHT! EVERYONE CHANGE!
Kadaj: but what are you gonna wear Alexia?
Kanna: shes gonna wear her battle outfit
Alexia: without the trenchcoat
Yazoo: oh and she gets to wear her battle clothes, not us
Kanna: thats because you are men
Zax: NO FAIR
30 minutes later
Alexia: did someone die or something?
Kanna: the boys had troubles
Killa: yeah, and we need to dye peoples hair
Kanna: aww man...I forgot about that...( goes to dye her hair with red streaks ) I LIKE MY HAIR BLACK WITH SILER STREAKS! ITS NATURAL
Killa: well too bad! muahahhaha
Alexia: you have to dye your hair too
Killa: why?
Alexia: because its a cheese color at the moment
Killa: oh yeah...( goes to dye her hair dark brown )
Sephiroth: I have to dye my hair again...man...its so hard to wash out ( goes to dye his hair black )
Kadaj,Yazoo: does that mean we have to dye our hair also?...man...( goes after Seph since he has the black hair dye )
Loz: hmmm...how about I dye my hair...pale blue! ( goes to dye his hair blue )
Killa,Kanna: ok...
Alexia: hmm...who wants to put blue streaks in Zax hair?
Killa,Kanna: WE DO!
Zax: huh, wa? ( gets dragged off )
After the dying and changing
Zax: OH YEAH! SEXY IS IN THE HOUSE!
Kanna: shut up Zax...( takes a belt off her pants and hits him with it )
Zax: OOWWWWW!THATS LEATHER YOU BITCH!
Kanna: your the bitch here ( puts the belt back on )
Killa: IM A WOLF LOVER! KILL ALL DAMN POACHERS!
Sephiroth: well at least no one will know who I am
Kadaj: hey Yaz, does Zax know yet?
Yazoo: nope
Loz: HEY ZAX! DID YOU NOTICE THAT YAZOO DIDNT SING IN THE KAROKE CONTEST!
Zax: hm...now that I think about it...NO! ( looks at Yazoo ) YAZOO MY MAN! WE ARE GONNA HAVE YOU SING!
Yazoo: damn you Loz
Loz: hehehehe
Kadaj: I suggest you run Loz
Loz: huh? ( gets hit with the Velvet Nightmare non-stop ) AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH ( tries to cover his head )
Alexia: Lets just go and have fun!
Kadaj: exactly why are you girls taking us to the Golden Saucer?
ATG: THATS A SECRET!
ATB: oh no...
I am ending it here for now so what exactly are the girls planning out? My hands are killing me so ttul