Chapter 2: Jar Jar Stinks
Location: Naboo
"Talk about a smooth landing," said Knuckles. Sonic got really frustrated, "What do you mean? This was worse than the first one! I did wet my cloak this time! I didn't get past 10 bottles of coke, either!" Knuckles covered his ears. As they walked along, Sonic kept complaining like a little sissy about how he hated the climate on the planet, the air smelled bad, and a whole bunch of other nonsense that couldn't be helped.
Knuckles stopped dead in his tracks, "Shut up! Do you hear that?" Sonic couldn't hear a thing, "What are you talking about?" Knuckles took out his light saber and ran. "Follow me Sonic, and get your light saber ready!" Sonic stared into space like an idiot, then finally caught on. "Okie-Dokie!" He took out his light saber and started to run after Knuckles. Eventually, Sonic could hear the sound as it started getting louder.
"Jump, Sonic!" Knuckles and Sonic both jumped in time, and started hacking away at whatever it was they were attacking. Unfortunately, it was Jar Jar Stinks, and now, he was in millions of tiny pieces. "Oh great! We cut up an innocent bystander!" Knuckles said with aggravation. Sonic had an idea, "Quick! Find the pieces of the mouth…I brought Duct Tape!" So they taped up the mouth and asked it it's name. It's reply was, "Me's-a Jar Jar Stinks! Whose-a is you-sa?"
After five hours and twelve rolls of duct tape, Jar Jar was put back together again. "Wow! You're worse than Humpty-Dumpty!" said Sonic. Knuckles cut in saying, "Actually, Humpty-Dumpty was never put back together, so Jar Jar was easier." Sonic and Knuckles got into a big fight over Humpty-Dumpty, duct tape, and cottage cheese until Jar Jar broke it up saying, "We's-a need to go down to da city of da gun-a-gens!" So they put on their breathing things and followed Jar Jar underwater to the Gungen city.
They got inside the king's court, and went to see him about how to get to out of the planet. The king was furious that Jar Jar let in creatures other than Gungen's into their hidden city. The king told them how to get out, but, as punishment for bringing them in, Jar Jar was sentenced to go with them. Knuckles suddenly got a headache as he thought about having two idiots travel with him. They left, and with every mile away from the planet they got, Knuckles' headache got worse.
After picking up the queen Amedaliaminacaplaterschnoffermiegen, and her assistant, Padamy, the engine started running weirdly. They went to the nearest planet which happened to be Tatooine. There they met Charmy, a trader that collected used ship, pod racer, and go-kart parts. Charmy had a little slave named Shadow. Shadow looked almost exactly like Sonic, only Shadow was black and red instead of blue. While Knuckles worked out a deal with Charmy, the others played around with Shadow, who seemed to know his mechanics.
Charmy drove a hard bargain for a ship engine, so they all left as they thought of what to do. Shadow invited them over to his home to help out in their attempts to get a ship engine. Shadow's mom baked cookies, so they ate while Knuckles started thinking about what to do. That's when Shadow had an idea. "Guys, come out back! I have to show you something!"