The Hyper-lethal of the Uzumaki Clan

I do not own Halo or Naruto in anyway shape or form they belong to their respectable owners. The only thing I own is the Noble Six and Mito Uzumaki.


Looking down he did his hardest to keep the amused smile off of his face at seeing his brothers determination to begin his training. Despite only being three years old Naruto dream was to surpass their father and take the mantel of Hokage from him…..well mostly he just wanted the hat but to acquire that he needed to become the leader of the village first. He had never cared about becoming the Hokage, it seemed like a worthless job in the end. He was lucky that his father was the Hokage growing up otherwise he'd of never saw him or even trained with him.

"So what're you gonna teach me!?"The three year old blonde asked with a large grin that threatened to split his face in two as he bounced on the spot."Some super awesome ultra attack that'll beat that stupid Sasuke?"

"...I thought that he was your friend?"Rai quizzed with a raised brow getting a snort from the blonde.

"He thinks he so cool because he's an Uchiha and has that red eye thingy….well I'll show him that no stupid eye will beat me! I'm a Uzumaki and future Hokage! Believe it!"Naruto declared loudly."...besides Sasuke already got a head start on me in training."

"Itachi already began teaching Sasuke?"Rai asked with some surprise. As far as he knew Itachi wasn't going to start with Sasuke training until at least another year due to wanting him to keep his innocence just a little longer before he learned of the horrors of being a Shinobi. The bodies from the Third Shinobi World War still haunted his friend after all.

"Nah uh. His daddy is."Rai snorted at that. Fugaku as disciplined as a Shinobi he was and being one of the few Uchiha who didn't have his head stuck up his ass and proclaim to the world that he was superior simply due to being an Uchiha he was still rather strict and pushed his childhood friend too hard for his liking such as forcing him to see the bodies of the dead in hopes of making Itachi mature faster...unfortunately it made him a pacifist instead.

"Well we can't have that now can we?"The eldest son of Minato and Kushina smirked getting a grin in return from Naruto."As we've already began unlocking your Chakra and bringing it to the surface so to speak we'll be working on the most basic excises that a Shinobi or Kunoichi must master if they want to perform any Jutsu..."

"Don't apply enough then your Jutsu won't work but apply too much then you'll tire yourself out quickly giving your opponent the opportunity to beat you….after all if you're exhausted.."

"What's exhausted mean when its at home?"Naruto interrupted as his face scrunched up in confusion getting an assumed smile from the red haired Shinobi.

"It means tired."

"Oh! Well why didn't you just say that?"

"If you're exhausted then all your enemy needs to do is wait until you can't fight any more."Rai continued as if he hadn't been interrupted getting a pout from Naruto."Now to learn to control your chakra better we're going to do some Tree Climbing..."

"Hows climbing a tree gonna help me with Chatra control?"

"Chakra control,"Rai corrected getting a sheepish chuckle in return as he rubbed the back of his neck.

"Hehehehehe I knew that I was just testing to see if you knew was all!"The blonde exclaimed,"Gotta make sure you know all the correct words if you're a Shinobi...you can thank me by buying me ramen later on."

"Well see how well you do with your training….if I feel you've done adequate then I'll allow you two bowls of Ramen tonight."No sooner had he said those words he watched as Naruto disappeared in a blur and raced towards the threes that were in their back garden making Rai shake his head in amusement as well as chuckling. If there was one thing that could motivate his brother then it was his love for Ramen that he had inherited off of their mother...that and her verbal tick that appeared whenever the pair got excited.

Before Rai could make chase after his brother he felt a strong firm hand rest on his shoulders making him tense. Looking up he saw his father standing wearing his signature white coat that he had began wearing once he took office after replacing the old man."Dad? What're you doing here?"

"What? Can't I come and see my two boys training?"Minato Uzunaki quizzed his oldest son with a fatherly smile directed at him.

"You haven't for the last three years."Rai pointed out a little bitterly causing a guilty look to appear on the Yellow Flash's face at the truth of the statement.

"I know that I haven't been the greatest father during the last three years but I've got a responsibly to the village as well as our family. Everybody that inside our village is my family and my job is to protect each and everyone of them….do you understand what I'm trying to say?"His only answer was silence making him sigh through his nose as he tried to make Rai understand.

"As you know three years ago the Kyubi attacked our village…."

"And you placed him inside Naruto."It sounded more like an accusation then a question and both knew it. It was no secret after all that Rai hated what he had done and the life that he had forced Naruto to live after sealing the Kyubi inside him.

"I had no choice, Rai. If I couldn't do that to my own son then how could I ask anybody else's to do the same?"

"You could've sealed the fox into me!"Rai snapped at him as he smacked his fathers hand off his shoulder." Instead the old man sacrificed his life and you sealed both the yin and Yang half into Naruto and mum!"The red head growled while Minato remained silent as he waited for Rai to finish, if he was honest he was unaware that Rai felt this way."You think I don't notice the looks that the civilians and Ninja give them both...you made them outcasts. Mum would have been freed from that life...from that curse but you in all your wisdom decided not only to seal the Kyuubi back in her but also Naruto despite knowing what life awaited him."

"…One day you'll understand that everything I've done has a reason. I know it doesn't seem like it now but one day you will understand. I know that it brings you no comfort now but know…."

"Save it. All for the good of the village right?"Rai spat at his father who didn't seem surprised with how he felt."I guess that Konoha should be grateful that we now how two weapons instead of one...right Hokage?"

"Naruto and your mother aren't weapons!"Minato snapped back showing visible anger at his sons words.

"Are they not?"Rai countered back rhetorically." Funny because I thought that was exactly what a Jinchuriki was...it does mean power of the human sacrifice after all."Minato continued to glare but otherwise remained silent."And to think that the great Hashirama Senju believed himself such a God that he could force living beings to become his little tools of war and then his wife made mum into one...you sure you're not related to them?"

"….."

"Why don't you return to your work, Lord Hokage."

Snapping his eyes open Noble Six jumped up in his seat only to feel a firm hand on his shoulder. Looking up he saw Jorge standing there with a look of concern written on his face."You okay, Kid?"

"Fine, Jorge,"Six waved off as he rubbed his palms over his face to wipe the cold sweat,"Just remembering the past is all...nothing to worry about."He added...it had been a long time since he had dreamt about his family at all. Before his death his relationship with his father had soured and no doubt his Flash Clone had felt the same as he did. He was just angry at how he always put the damn village before his own family, condemned both Naruto and his mother to live a life of isolation….oh sure people acted friendly to their faces but once they weren't looking he saw the looks of disgust and anger they sent to them both.

It was unfortunate that he could never meet both Hashirama and Mito Sr….he'd of put a bullet through both their skulls. Hashirama due to turning sentinel beings into weapons against their will. What gave him the right to do so? Because he had the Mokuton that gave him the authority and ability to command the Buji and had them out like they were his toys! If he was honest he wasn't sure who was worse him or the Covenant.

And Mito...well Mito was personal to him. She had brought his mother from her homeland simply to be Konoha's weapon. He'd enjoy killing her more then he should've. Of course what did he expect from the wife of Hashirama? He and Mito were scum as far as he was concerned. The Spartans were created out of necessity to fight the Covenant or the Insurrectionists in his predecessors case ...the Jinchuriki were created because humans no matter what planet they originated from craved more power then they were entitled too...more then they needed.

"How long was I out?"The Lieutenant asked the Spartan-II commando after coming out of his little monologue about his feeling about his father, Hashirama and Mito sr.

Noble Five frowned a fraction at how quickly Six averted the question. He could tell that something was bothering the younger and less experienced Spartan. He expected that being back on his home world was brining back some suppressed memories that he'd of like to forget."About three hours."Jorge finally answered,"You drifted off right after we brought the three Kumogakure Shinobi in the holding cells..."

"Why didn't you wake me up?"Rai asked while mentally berating himself for falling asleep while he should've been on duty.

"You haven't slept for nearly a week, Rai. You needed the rest so we left you where you were."The Chief Warrant Officer answered getting a frown from the Lone Wolf.

"What're they doing?"

"Nothing...the red head has been screaming at us and demanding that we let her out of her shackles. The white haired boy has remained silent...well aside from the odd comments about the girl known as Karui flat chest being an advantage."

"How is that an advantage?" Noble Six asked. The blonde could possibly entice the guards with her bust to try to escape...Karui however was one only sixteen and two aside from her looks had nothing else really going for her.

"Her breasts won't cause her back to ache like the blonde Kunoichi. His words not mine."Jorge replied getting a nod from the Lieutenant.

"I see...whats the blonde been doing then?"

"Been silent since she's regained consciousness."The Heart of Noble informed the newest member of Noble,"Though if I was a betting man then I'd say she was the quietest member of the Team. If I didn't know any better I'd say that she was a Spartan with how emotionless and silent she's been."

"Possibly the leader then?"

"From what I gather she is. She clearly the oldest and more disciplined shinobi of the group...she also has that look that I've seen in countless veterans of the War. The two teens are no doubt her students or possibly her protégées. They both lack the restraint as her….the red head in particular."Jorge stated to Six who climbed out of the seat and wandered over towards the door.

"Well lets go see what they know."

"...You seemed to have some issue with them being from this Kumo...care to explain?"Noble Five pushed wanting to know what his history was with them.

"Around thirteen years ago before I was conscripted to join the Spartan-III program me and a friend of mine discovered that the head of the Shinobi of Kumogakure had come to Konoha under the guise of signing a peace treaty….."Six began to explain to the larger Spartan as the duo left the bridge and headed towards the holding cells."Of course it was all a farce."

"What do you mean?"

"As you already know I'm from the Uzumaki clan due to my mother. A clan that was feared for their skill in Fuinjutsu, their large Chakra reserves. I can survive wounds that would kill pthers and I'll retain my youth much longer then you...in Konoha however there are dozens of other clans. The Uchiha, Senju and the Hyuga being known as the Noble Clans..."

"Okay where are you going with this?"


While Six was explaining to Jorge about the event dubbed as the Hyuga affair Noble Three was currently looking at the three prisoners that were currently held down by the Hard-Light shackled that were tied around both their ankles and arms to hold the three Kumo shinobi and preventing them from moving until Six arrived to interrogate them like only a Shinobi could.

It had been a few hours since Team Samui had woken up only to discover that they had been taken prisoner by the faction that had referred to themselves as the UNSC...whatever that meant. From what they had managed to discover was that the man that had knocked Samui out was known as Spartan-B312/Noble Six was the leader of them all.

"Is this how you get your kicks out of life, pervert!"Karui screamed at the Spartan-III who turned his head to look at the red head lazily."Having a sixteen year old girl in these freaky shackles of yours! You some kind of paedophile or something!?"

"Don't get your hopes up, red." Jun snorted as his sniper rested in his arms causally ready to use of they managed to escape along with the other soldiers that were stationed in the room."I'm not interested in little girls."

Jun's comment had a quick effect on the golden eyed girl who cheeks tinted in anger at the little comment."Little! Why don't you come and saw that to my face and you'll see how little I am gigantor!"

"I'm fine where I am thanks."Three waved off.

"Afraid to having your ass kicked by a girl?"

"Nope...I just don't like to socialize with girls that work for rapist's is all."Jun remarked to getting a nasty glare from the red haired kunoichi that would've made a lesser man crumble...Noble Three however wasn't like most men, he was a Spartan, the best that humanity had to offer." Makes me wonder if all Kumogakure Shinobi are scum like you."

"You best keep your mouth shut about Ku..."

"Enough!"Samui finally spoke after remaining silent and causing Karui to shut her mouth."We do not condone Rape. We've simply accepted a contract to help Gato defend his company from a group of Konoha shinobi…."

"And I suppose you never cared about what happened to this village?"A emotionless voice mused as the door to the room opened. The three shinobi turned to see the leader of the group standing there with the tallest Spartan beside him."But then I don't Kumo nin would care about mere civilians."

"Keep your mouth shut, bastard!"Karui seethed at the Spartan with the glowing red eye."Kumo would never stoop to allowing innocent civilians to suffer!"

"And what about stooping to kidnapping a three year old Hyuga heiress on her birthday? What about a certain head of Kumo threatening to slit her throat if she didn't stop wailing for her father!?"The marines and Helljumpers glared at Team Samui as if they were lower then shit at what they were hearing.

"You sprout lies! Kumo..."Before Karui could say anything else Six stormed up to her and grabbed her by the throat lifting her up with the Hard-Light stretching up to keep her in place.

"I was there, girl! I'm the one that fought off your humble shinobi!"Six roared at the red head as his hand tightened around her throat and his helmet began to retract to reveal a carbon copy of the Fourth Hokage only a much more scarred and red haired version of him to to the three's shock."Me and an old friend of mine held him off until help arrived so don't try and tell me that it never happened, you stupid little girl!"Six sneered at her while applying pressure with each word causing Karui to choke as her throat was slowly crushed by the super soldier. "Give me one reason why I shouldn't kill you now!?"

"Please let her go!"Samui pleaded with the Spartan who turned to look at her with the blonde looking up at the cold, cruel eyes of the Beta Company survivor that sent a chill down her spine."I'm the sensei of the team and thus I'll take the punishment for my Genin."

"And why should I care?"Six retorted back to the busty blonde."When you aligned yourself with a man that had his men try to rape a mother and watch her son watch as she was violated in such a way?"

"We didn't know about any of that."Omoi stated while mentally panicking at how pale his team-mate was turning as oxygen was deprived from her lungs."We just acpeted a contract that was sent to our village..."

"If you let her go I'll tell you everything you need to know…."Samui begged the 7'0 Spartan-III commando who kept his glare pinned on the blonde who returned her own with equal intensity with the pair almost having a game of wits before Six finally let go with Karui falling to the floor and greedily gasped for air.

"You will tell me everything an I mean everything otherwise I'll kill you three where you stand do I make myself clear?"


Looking down at the map that was in his hands Itachi pinpointed their currently location. From what he could gather there were only two places that this Noble Team could possibly head too...first was the Land of Waves that were neural to all nations and only really cared about trading. From what he could gather Gato company had built an outpost there a few years ago to expand their business….the second place was the Land of Wind. From what he gathered Noble was interdependent or at least he hoped they were and thus Sunagakure would offer then shelter for the right price.

"Man where the hell could these guys of gone!"Anko wined as she chewed on an dango stick as she leaned against a tree awaiting for the Uchiha to point them in the right direction of Noble."I'm missing my precious Dango damn it! If these guys keep me from it I'll kill them myself."

"Well perhaps you shouldn't of eaten them all like a glutton you are."Tsume snorted at her as she sat on the ground with her faithful companion resting his head on her lap.

"I couldn't help it!"Anko pouted at her,"Its a gift from Kami herself, how could I not eat it?...besides shouldn't we of caught our targets by now. How do they keep staying one step ahead of us all the time? They shouldn't of been able to cover this much ground in such a short amount of time."

"Its possible that they have some kind of summon like the Hawk or Raven contract allowing them to cover ground much quicker then we can."Itachi stated as he folded up the map in his hands.

"Don't you have the Crow contract?"

"I do but it wouldn't work."

"Why not? We're losing ground here."Anko snapped at the Uchiha heir.

"Well for one Kuromaru wouldn't stay still while we flew and would no doubt terrify him being so high up."Tsume nodded at that she she scratched her dog behind his ears with Kuro leaning in to her touch."And they'd see us coming from a mile away….anyway its time to move."

"Got an idea where they're heading?"Tsume quizzed Mikoto oldest child who nodded as he walked forward.

"Our next destination is the Land of Waves. If they're not there then we'll head to the Land of Wind and so on until we manage to find any rumours of their location."And with that the group of four headed through the woodland area and towards where the Land of Waves was located which was a few days on foot….still they had a mission to complete and complete it they would.


And cut! Well here the next chapter of The Hyper-lethal of the Uzumaki Clan I hope you liked it. So Six and Minato had a little tiff before he died, Six's face had been revealed to Team Samui after losing his temper with Karui and Itachi, Anko and Tsume are close to finding them with Rai and Itachi reuniting after thirteen years….fun stuff.

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