UUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH I AM FREAKING TIRED OF MY HOUSE! NOTHING TO DO EXCEPT LISTEN TO MUSIC, DRAW, AND SLEEP, such a boring household I live in. only thing thats good is that it gives me ideas ...well sometimes... ( goes to get hit by Kanna and Killa ) And yes those two are real, only they look different than their real forms...they wanna be like their anime forms...well on to the dang random story
Chapter 12, TRADEGY AT KILLAS ISLAND
SO after the Christmas pranks and celebration, everyone goes back to Killas island. Just for a reminder, Killas island is near Junon and Midgar sooo...I will just say one word...Explosion. Hopefully the group wont get into too much trouble, but then again this is Killa...
Killa: IT FEELS SO GREAT TO BE BACK HOME!
Kanna: Killa, your home is in a different realm
Sephiroth: this island is just a place where you can just blow up and destroy this world...oh wait thats Kannas island
Zax,Loz: Killas will make the world covered in cheese
Killa: THATS MY ISLAND!
Alexia: hey Killa do you have a TV? I heard that there was something going on with Shin-ra
Sephiroth,Zax: why did we work for them?
Ahnel: Sephiroth had no choice and Zax just was a plain broke bum
Zax: HEY!
Kadaj: Did anyone else hear a roar in the distance?
Yazoo: or see a big huge black thing in the water?
Loz: well maybe two...
Kanna: two? ( looks in the ocean ) oh...
Sephiroth: am I the only one hallucinating or...
Cloud: HEY IM THE ONE WHO HALLUCINATES!
Ahnel: damn Cloud you must have a strong mind if you can have us see it
Alexia: I dont think thats a hallucination
Kanna: yeah, Cloud doesnt eat plants
Zax: well at least the ones that make you hallucinate or faint
Sephiroth: Cloud you didnt eat mushrooms today did you?
Cloud: nope, I am allergic to plants
All: surprising...considering you are a chocobo...
Cloud: but I do like greens
Yazoo: you sure he isnt a chocobo?
Kadaj: maybe Jenova made him part chocobo
Zax: or Hojo could have put Chocobo genes in him
Cloud: KWEH!
Shadow: definitely Hojo
1UF: RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGHHHH
Killa: MY EARS!
Kanna: dang you lucky Killa
Ahnel: but Killa has sensitive ears doesnt she?
Sephiroth: yes but ours are 100 times more sensitive
Kadaj: or in Kannas case 7000
Shadow: whoa, too bad Kanna
Kanna: dont remind me...
2UF: MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
All: WTF?
With the two unknown forms
1UF: WTF? WE DONT GO MOO?
2UF: really?...ok then
1UF: get it right this time or I am telling Mom
2UF: if you tell Mom I am gonna tell Dad
1UF: we dont have a father
2UF: yes we do its...oh nevermind
1UF: we have a Mother AKA Lifestream
2UF: her name is Lifestream?
1UF: forget it...( sigh ) Just call the Dragons
2UF: YOU CAN CALL DRAGONS? HERE DRAKEY DRAKEY DRACO! HERE BOY!
1UF: nevermind...dont call them
2UF: awwww no fair ( pouts )
Back to the confused,laughing group
Kanna,Sephiroth: AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA! THATS NOT HOW YOU CALL A DRAGON!
Alexia,Ahnel: OMG! AHAHAHAHAHA! THAT WAS THE MOST HILARIOUS ROAR EVER!
Killa,Shadow: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! ITS A GIANT COW!
Kadaj,Yazoo: AAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA! THATS A LOT OF MILK!
Zax,Loz,Cloud: AAHHAAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAA! A COW THAT CALLS A DRAGON! AND THEN IT BECOMES CHICKEN!
Back to the embarrassed forms
1UF: SEE WHAT YOU DID? YOU FREAKIN EMBARRASSED OUR WHOLE FAMILY!
2UF: you sure we dont have a dad?
1UF: YES IM AM FREAKING SURE!
2UF: WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
And back again to teh group
Killa: you dont think they have cheese do you?
All: NO!
Killa: just saying
Cloud: hey is that the Highwind? ( looks up )
Yazoo: no Cloud, that is a cut out of the highwind Kadaj made
Kadaj: and now destroying ( burns the whole thing )
Sephiroth: Kadaj you forgot the AVALANCHE members
Kadaj: huh?oh ( picks the papercut outs and places them in the Highwind cutout )
Ahnel: what exactly are you doing?
Kadaj: I dont know...
Kanna: you do know they use the Sierra right?
Ahnel: I thought they still used the Highwind
Kanna: naw it crashed when Zax was going to sing
Loz: prolly because Zax sings so bad!
Zax: HAHAHA! very funny Loz! I dont sing bad!
Kadaj: when you sing after eating you do
Zax: oh shut up ( 1UF is heard in the distance )
Kanna: I wonder if the second form has a different roar
Ahnel: prolly not
ShadowZ: well then we are going to have to see...( grabs Killa and throws her at 2UF )
2UF: WWWWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRKKKKKKKK! ow...
All: AHAHAHAHAHAHA! ITS A GIANT CHOCOBO!
Cloud: CHOCI! ( calls out to the confused 2UF ) KWWWWWWWEEEEEEHHHHHHH!
Everyone,2UF: ok...( anime sweatdrop )
Killa: hey I think the Unknown forms are mad at Midgar and Shinra
ShadowZ: why you say that?
Killa: well they are kinda firing at me island
Kanna: Damn Shinra just hates us
Sephiroth: and the forms
Cloud: THEY ARE WEAPONS! ARE YOU BLIND?
Zax,Loz: Cloud, we arent the blind one, you are
Ahnel: besides those are weapons
Kadaj: huh wa?
Yazoo: WEAPONS Kadaj
Kadaj: well sorry Im too busy burning AVALANCHE and the Sierra
At the Sierra
Barret: WTF? WHY IS EVERYTHING BURNING ALL OF A SUDDEN!
Tifa: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH ( tries to kick and punch the flames away but ends up burning her fingers and toes off )
Aeris: WHERE DID THIS FIRE COME FROM? ( tries to squirt her holy water but a sinister Aura is blocking it ) AAAAAAAAAAAARRGGHHH
All: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH AERIS!
Aeris: what? I am still dead
All: man...
Nanaki AKA RedXIII: why arent these fires going out? ( swings his tail but remembers theres a flame on it ) oops...( flames grow larger )
Cid: DAMMIT RED PUT OUT YOUR TAIL!
RedXIII: I CANT! IF I DO I WILL DIE!
Vincent: well then lets see if you really die or not
Yuffie: THAT IS SO CRUEL VINNY VAMP! ( gets a glare with those vampire eyes ) nvm...
Cait Sith: CAN WE AT LEAST PUT THIS FIRE OUT?
All: WE CANT! ( Kadajs voice comes out of nowhere )
Kadaj: BURN!AHAHA! BURN AND DIE!
All: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
Back to the crazily insane ppl
Kanna,Ahnel: KADAJ WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO?
Kadaj: hehehehe!
Yazoo,Loz: sinister kid Sephiroth...
Zax,Cloud: Sephiroth is this how you acted when you were this age?
Sephiroth: actually yes...guess he really is one of my souls ( everyone backs away ) what?
All: nothing ( earthquake! )
Alexia: WTF? WHERE DID THAT COME FROM? I DO THE EARTHQUAKES AROUND HERE!
Killa: I think it was one of the WEAPONS...
ShadowZ: why did your island have to be right here?
Killa: NOT MY FAULT! ITS KADAJ AND/OR YAZOO!
Yazoo: I just did layouts
Kadaj: ...( scoots away slowly )
Killa: ARGH! KADAJ!
Kadaj: MUAHAHAHA!
UF2: AAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
UF1: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?
UF2: I dont know...
All: ok...( anime sweatdrop )
Killa: hey does anyone see one of them heading up to Junon?
Alexia: Killa I think we all see
Ahnel: we arent blind
Kanna: except for one of us
Cloud: hmph!
At Junon
UF2: I will show my brother I am tougher then he thinks...
Rufus: what the? Why is that idiotic WEAPON here? ( sigh ) no matter...just fire at him
Fat Man ( I dont feel like spelling out Heid- whats - his -name name ): ok if you say so...
Rufus: FIRE!
UF2: I wonder whats in this tube thingy...cheese? ( pokes his head in and apparently gets it stuck in the cannon ) DAMMIT!
Rufus: WTF?
Fat Man: ok...FIRE ALREADY YOU IDIOTS!
Control Room: OKIE DOKEY!
RFM:...since when did our people say that?...
UF2: huh...OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW ( gets blown out and falls in the water )
Fat Man: DIRECT HIT!
Rufus: but its getting up
Fat Man: well then...EVERYBODY FIRE BOZOOKAS AT HIM!
Rufus: um...all our bozookas are gone since...well maniacs stole them
Fat Man: WHAT? shit...guess we have to use the standard rifles...
UF2: OOOOOOO so many Shinra guys and oooooooo rifles! ( gets fired at non-stop ) AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH WHAT I DO?
Back at the Island
Kanna,Sephiroth: does anyone see bullets coming in our direction?
Kadaj,Yazoo: I think thats Shinra bullets...
Killa,ShadowZ: HOW DARE THEY FIRE AT US AND THE ISLAND! ( dodges bullets but gets hit so many times ) SHIT!
Alexia,Ahnel: DAMN SHINRA CANT AIM STRAIGHT!
Cloud,Zax,Loz: GGGGOOOO WEAPON! BEAT SHINRAS ASS! AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH ( gets fired at more by the shinra ppl )
At Junon
SG1: HOW DARE THEY ROOT FOR THAT WEAPON?
SG2: what are you talking about?
SG1: there were these guys and girls and and...
SG2: whoa calm down...there arent any other people here besides other Shinra guards
SG1: YEAH RIGHT!
UF2: VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMM!
Everybody at Junon: WTF? is this a WEAPON?
UF2: ARGHHH! ( fires at the whole place but since its so bad at aim...most of it got fired at the island ) hold on...Junon is over here...
Back to the island
Killa: STUUUUUUOOOOPPPPP FIRING AT ME ISLAND!
Yazoo: I dont want to make more layouts...
Kadaj: why dont we just use Ed?
Sephiroth: ...or Jenova...( everyone stares ) what?
Kanna: THE WEAPON BETRAYED US!
Cloud,Zax,Loz: WHY GOD WHY?
Alexia: is there even a God here in this world?
Ahnel: no...theres god summons ( gets shot at) DAMMIT! ( makes a bozooka out of her arm : Sephiroth style : and fires like crazy at the WEAPON )
ShadowZ: GO AHNEL! I wanna join! ( casts Bolt4 on WEAPON many times )
Back at Junon
UF2: WTF? WHO IS FIRING AT ME! ( looks back but gets hit in the head with rilfes and tuna ) AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH TUNA!
Rufus: why are we throwing tuna?
Fat Man: because we are near an ocean
Rufus: good point...we do need to get rid of all this tuna we have
Fat Man: but lets keep some, the Shinra guards hate it
Rufus: nice
UF2: AAAAAHHHHHHHHHH TUNA!
SG1: KILL HIM ALREADY!
SG2: HES NOT DIEING!
Rufus: forget it just fire the cannon and shatter it brains
Fat Man: alright...but you are paying for the ammo
Rufus: dammit...wait I dont have too. I can order you to do it
Fat Man: man...uh
Back at the island
Kanna: HE DID NOT JUST SAY MY SAYING!
Killa,ShadowZ: I think he just did...
S.H.M,Sephiroth: well then mass chaos will begin
Alexia,Ahnel: Kanna...calm down...dont destroy 900 galaxies like you did last time
Zax,Cloud: SHE DID WHAT?
Kanna: ARGH! ( tries to go after the Fat Man but is held back by everyone )
At junon once again
Fat man: did you hear anything?
Rufus: nope
Fat Man: ok...
UF2: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ( gets blasted by the cannon in the head and tuna flies out everywhere )
FatMan,Rufus: TUNA!
All of the Shinra guards: AAAAAAAHHHHH TUNA! THE DREADED TUNA! ( runs away but gets caught in Tuna)
: yelling from the distance :
Kanna,Sephiroth: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH TUNA!
Killa,ShadowZ: TUNA!...WAIT THERES NOTHING ON IT...AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Alexia,Ahnel: WHERE THE HELL DID ALL THIS TUNA COME FROM? ITS STICKING IN OUR HAIR!
Kadaj,Yazoo: WHO KILLED THE WEAPON? AND LEATHER IS SO HARD TO WASH!
Zax,Cloud: ITS RAINING IT POURING, ALL OF US ARE SCREAMING, BUT WE ARENT, WE DONT CARE, WE JUST GET A DINNER!
UF2: I suffer and die...goodbye Father...wait I dont have one...oh well ( dies )
All of Shinra: YAY! ( UF1 roar is heard in the distance ) NNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
At the Killas Island
Alexia: hey I think the WEAPONS bro is heading torwards Midgar
Ahnel: are you serious? ( looks at Midgar ) YES! MIDGAR IS GOING DOWN!
Sephiroth: WHAT? not if I can help it, I WANNA DESTROY MIDGAR WITH METEOR!
Killa: with Meteor its much more preetttttiiieeerr
ShadowZ: AND more chaotic
Cloud: I think they are going to use the Sister Ray
Zax: THAT OLD PIECE OF JUNK!
Loz: ummm Zax, the Sister Ray is in Midgar now
Zax: OH YEAH! yeah it will definetly work there...
Kanna: hey who wants to go fight that WEAPON so Seph here can destroy Midgar with meteor?
Kadaj: can we add Tornados with it?
Yazoo: and Earthquakes?
Alexia: YAY EARTHQUAKES!
All: LETS GO GET THAT WEAPON!
On the coast of Junon and Midgar
UF1: well theres Tuna here...yep my bro finally is dead YES! ( lifestream come out of nowhere )
Lifestream: WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR BROTHER! HES BACK DOWN HERE!
UF1: mom the Shinra people killed him
Lifestream: oh...bout to say you killed him
UF1: HEY!...but that does sound like me
Lifestream: exactly
UF1: hey whos that? ( sees the gang on land )
Lifestream: dont know...go fight them
UF1: OK! ( Lifestream goes away )
Pretty Much the bros WEAPON meets up with gang in like 3 hours ( he walks ssooooooooooooo slow ). Kanna,Sephiroth,Alexia, Kadaj, Zax, and Cloud got their swords ready. Yazoo, Ahnel, and Killa got their gunblades ready. ShadowZ got her sink ready ( explain later ), and Loz got his fists ready. WEAPON saw them after getting his little glasses on which made everyone crack up with laughter. The swordsmans circled the WEAPON and charged forward, piercing the Arms off and breaking through the armor. Kanna jumped, casting Comet 2 ( paired with Quadra Magic ) at the armorless WEAPON and slashing downwards with her sword.Alexia did the same only casted her favorite Quake 3. The gunman and gunwomen jumped around the WEAPON with god-like speed ( which made him confused ) while shooting at him in the head and chest. ShadowZ, with her cursed sink banged the WEAPONS head continously. Since its cursed, it gave the WEAPON all the status elements that it wasnt protected against. Loz charged at the WEAPONS legs non-stop, embedding his Dualhound in it and
electricuting him. After some minutes the WEAPON decided to turn away. Everybody did a victory dance...well almost everyone. Then all of a sudden, Shinra ( being the stupid company they are ) fired the Sister Ray. The WEAPON got hit, and so did the island. The barrier covering their Northern Crater Mansion was destroyed also.
Killa: NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOO! NOT MY ISLAND!
Everybody else who doesnt care about the island right now : NOT THE BARRIER!
: from Shinra building :
All of Shinra: OH YEAH! UH HUH! ITS OUR BIRTHDAY! ITS OUR BIRTHDAY!
: back to the group:
All: HOW DARE SHINRA DO A VICTORY SHOUT! ( pops out bozookas and bombards Shinra )
Killa: umm...guys. If we dont fix my island this world will be covered in cheese...
Everyone else: WHAT? WHY DIDNT YOU SAY SO YOU FREAKIN WOLF! ( grabs Killa and hurries to the island )
At the Island
Killa: MY ISLAND! DAMN SHINRA!
Kanna: wow this place is destroyed
Alexia: it got hurt hardcore
Sephiroth: umm...now when did the lifestream turn cheese here?
Kadaj: I didnt do anything to it
Yazoo: we know you didnt Kadaj
Loz: I think it was Killa
Ahnel: you mean Island?
Zax: why couldnt it be chicken?
Cloud: and not be a color of plants?
Killa: we seriously got to fix my island before it blows
All: FINE!
Everybody finishes fixing the island but Killa lost her cheese in the process. But then she stole my keyboard and she got her cheese back...Crisis is over for now, just make sure Seph here doesnt cast Meteor.
Hope ya guys liked this part. Srry it took so long