Since this story is random, some chapters might be conversation written, other times, story written..yes I know I have no life and no scanner.And also I made every thing to make this story bad with grammer and blah blah blah, heck its random.
Chapter 13
Northern Crater Mansion, 200th floor, girls bedroom ( well one of them )
Slowly waking up, all five girls waked up from the earlier events that happened a few days back. In the room they were sleeping in, there were two beds on the left side, a bunkbed on the right, and a cushion in the middle. On the left, Alexia and Ahnel slowly sat up, rubbing their eyes. " Man! What time is it?" shouted Alexia as she looked around for a clock. Ahnel just grumbled in response. Apparently, Alexia made everybody else wake up. Shadow jumped and hit the ceiling, Kanna fell off from the top bunk, and Killa hit her head painfully when she sat up a little too fast. Suddenly, about 9000 alarm clocks went off all around them.
" WTF! HOW THESE GET HERE?"
" Since WHEN did my cushion have the ability to shoot me through the ceiling? " mumbled Shadow as she tried to get her head out from the hole above them. ( poor wolf )
" Where are the walls that are SUPPOSE to be around my bed? "
" And when did I have Haste on me? oww...my head...and wheres my cheese? ( looks under her pillow ) AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!"
Everybody ignored their pain and beeping ears and ran over to the pillow. They all nodded to eachother and Kanna steadily reached for the object that sent Killa away in the...well...bathroom. Forcfully, she yanked it up, only to see Spicy Pork Rinds instead of cheese. Everybody stared at the snack confused until a a minute passed...
"AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!"
Peeking out the bathroom door, Killa got an Anime puffy face and steam soon appeared over her wolf eared head. " HEY I HATE PORK RINDS! THEY ARE FREAKIN SCARY! I DONT KNOW WHY, THEY JUST ARE!" The other four girls continued laughing until they heard some talking underneathe them. They all went silent for a minute, but then shrugged and went to go make their beds. Killa got a pair of big scissors since she couldn't find any tweezers and tried to get the pork rinds away. Seeing what she was trying to do, Alexia helped her and threw the food out the window, only to be caught by Kanna and eaten. Ahnel tried to help Shadow get out of the ceiling while Kanna went around destroying the still alarming annoying clocks. Once everybody was back to their selves, they went to go change only to find out...their original clothes werent there and only thongs, bras, and paper clothes remained. Enraged, they screamed out,
" WHERE THE HELL ARE THOSE BOYS?"
IN THE 100TH FLOOR BASEMENT
Sitting around a large table like a Grand Council, the boys discussed what they were going to do to the girls for the day. Sephiroth sat at the head of the table, Kadaj and Yazoo in front of him sitting across from eachother, Loz and Zax were in the middle fighting over the last piece of chicken. Cloud was on the floor, apparently that was where he slept since Killas Crisis. Sighing to himself, Sephiroth threw a Comet Materia which hit hard against Clouds face waking him up instantly, while at the same time, got hit by Comet 2. " DAMN IT SEPHIROTH WHY DO YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO DO THAT? " screamed Cloud as he clutched his face in agony. " Because my Christmas present lasts eternally " Cursing to himself, Cloud mentally made a note to get the papers from him. As if hearing his mind, the One-Winged-Angel casted Fire 4 on him. Kadaj complained loudly as he rose from his seat, " WHEN ARE WE GONNA GET STARTED?" Shaking his head, Yazoo pulled out his Velvet Nightmare and shot at the ceiling which made Kadaj stay quiet and sit down. The only thing was...well...
Back on the 200th floor
" AHHHHHHH!" That was the sound all the girls made after a bullet shot up from the floor. Alexia turned red and Shadow mourned over her cushion. Ahnel tried to calm Alexia down but...of course...she just turned into her Lilyon form. Kanna and Killa were trying to make Shadow feel better but that didnt work out either. Angered, Shadow even kicked Killa out to buy her a pillow thats pink, has a Aeris on the top, and red chocobos with pink tutus...
( screeching sound is heard in the background )
ShadowZ: FFs77! HOW DARE YOU OFFEND MY TASTE AND BED!
FFs77: Oh come on, its not that ba...( looks at the pillow bed ) AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH! The pain of pink!
ShadowZ: see what I mean? Change it or else...
FFs77: or else what?
ShadowZ: or else I shall drown you in pink!
FFs77: fine you win...this isnt over yet
ShadowZ: SCORE FOR ME!
FFs77: I am still in the lead. SH 1 FFs77 7997
ShadowZ: SO!
FFs77: back to the story...so uhh where were we...oh yeah
Shadow kicked out Killa so she could buy her a new cushion thats black, had silver lining, and a flaming dragon in the middle...and had to be LARGE! Intimidated a little, the other three girls backed away very Slowly...
slow...
slower...
slowing...
slower...
back to slow...
fast...
and soon Haste
They all ran out the door and came to a three way. Alexia reverted back to her original form. " I dont wanna get that wolf anything! She has gone insane!" Ahnel looked at Alexia with that face that said " Duh thats pretty obvious you dumbass ". Kanna looked back and saw Shadow coming torward them. " Come on girls! Shes coming!" Ahnel looked at Kanna and just couldnt resist asking " You have never said that once in your life have you?" Shrugging, Kanna replied back " Not once, and now I know why. " Soon, the Crazy wolf started running. Abandoning their conversation, Alexia ran backwards in the middle path, Ahnel to the left hall, and Kanna to the right. When Shadow got to the spot where they were all just were, she got a big question mark above her furry black head. Unfortunatetly, that question mark got heavy and fell on her. " Sorry Wolf, but you are a little bit too dumb and crazy. " The Question Mark just got up from her back and ran away. " ok...that was weird..." Shaking her head, She lifted herself , looked at the three way, and raised her voice. " GUYS! COME BACK! I DONT KNOW HOW TO USE THE HAIR DRYER! I CANT EVEN TURN THE TUB FAUCET ON! I DONT HAVE THUMBS HERE! COME BACK!" Of course, they were all too far away, but Kanna could hear since she was a Darshka but she just didnt pay attention.
Back in the 100th basement in the Mansion
" Alright! We need to assign who pranks who! " From hearing Sephiroths voice, Everyone went silent, even the air. Kadaj, being the all-I-am-too-tough-for-you shakingly raised his hand, " umm...Sir, can I prank Alexia?" Sighing, the OWA looked around the table and noticed that two boys had to prank one girl. " Kadaj,you and Yazoo will prank Alexia." Lowering his head, Kadaj mumbled a few curses and one other thing " Im gonna be broke now..." Smirking, Yazoo held his hand out. " Hand it over Kadaj." Growling, he handed over a bag of 1000 gil, his extra souba, and 100 sourpatch kids. Zax and Loz chuckled at Kadaj but both got socked with well...socks. Standing up, Cloud spoke " Im going to get Killa, she didnt help me when YOU were cutting me up. " pointing a accusing finger at Sephiroth. Loz grinned and yelled " CAN I TAKE AHNEL PLEASE? OH PLEASE PLEASE!" Everybody yelled yes so he wouldn cry but he did anyway. " I CALL SHADOW! I need to get her for putting pork rinds and christmas bells in my beautiful black spikey hair..." Anyone with a mind started thinking of what that would look like on Zax...apparently, they all went LMAO and fell on the floor. " And I guess that leaves me with Kanna. " said Sephiroth as he started polishing his sword. " So it is all agreed, Kadaj and Yazoo with Alexia, Loz with Ahnel, Zax with Shadow, and me with Kanna.Oh and Cloud with Killa. Agreed? " Standing up, everyone did a mock salute with rubber chickens and other things..." AGREED!" They all ran upstairs.
With Killa in the woods ( thats where she got kicked at )
" Oh man...These woods are creepy...Why did she send me out to the Woods in the Beauty and the Beast Movie? Its like freakin dark here, and theres snow aagghh..." Tredding with Caution, Killa was holding her jacket closer to herself...until she heard growling and a thunder bolt. Slowly turning her head, she saw wolves and a few werewolves...NOT! She actually saw humans that were poachers and werehumans. Also there was Demon Cheese and Granny Smiths...not the apple kind ( damn it )." AHHHHHHHHHHHH OLD LADY! AND WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO TO MY CHEESE YOU DAMN POACHERS?" Suddenly, Killa thought a second though on why not to say that...too late now. The humans popped out Bozookas and Rifles out of nowhere while the WereHumans charged forward. Sighing to herself, Demon Wolf here searched her pockets only to find well...cheese and bacon along with a beginner Deathblow materia. " Dang it, these things are useless...except you my beautiful cheese..( sigh )" Equipping the Deathblow Materia, she jumped up and did a slash attack to the werehumans heads. AND...she didnt miss ( wow thats a surprise...) Going down, the werehumans remained motionless." SO whos next!" Aiming the bozookas and rifles, Bullets were flying. " I SHOULDNT HAVE SAID THAT!" Turning around, Killa ran full speed torward a mansion she didnt know of with the humans, cheese,and old ladies chasing after her...Out of the shadows, Cloud emerged with a grin that said " Aha I am the Master of all things ( gets hit ) ...nvm..." Grinning wider, he followed Killa only to get ran over by cheese and a old lady. " AAAHHHHHH MOM HELP ME!"
In the Mansion, Killa grabbed the closest thing she could find that was close to a weapon. Of course she didnt feel like using her claws or feet. Grabbing a spiked club off a nearby gargoyle, she treaded slowly through the halls...well at least she thinks shes using a spiked club...( still dont get the hint ppl? ) Suddenly some of the poachers came wearing wolf skins and dragon scales...
" OK! You guys seriously need to actually go to a STORE! and WHY THE HELL DID YOU HUNT MY WOLVES? YOU DUMBASS BASTARDS! "
Charging at them with : Ahem : the spiked club, Killa knocked about 3 guys down...what? The club is big. Angered by at their now dead comrads, the other 3 poachers started shooting with their bozookas...only the difference was that instead if bullets...it was one of Killas hatred items. PORK RINDS! But...the pork rinds had Aerith on them and they were bright pink...
( AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH : deep breathe : AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Ok we can continue ) Sceaming at the top of her lungs, she dropped the Spikey Club, which indeed did make an " oof " sound, and ran up the steps to the West Wing.
" I HATE THEM ALL! I HATE THEM ALL I SAY! DAMN POACHERS! WHY CANT THEY JUST F(((((((((((((((((((((ING DIE! "
She suddenly then jolted for a large door that was ahead but went a little too fast...and well...hit the giant lion ( at least I think its a lion...maybe its a demon wolf ) handle flat in the face. " DAMN IT! " Covering her mouth with her hands, Killa hurried inside. Wondering if the poachers heard her, again she grabbed the nearest thing that was a weapon...and it turned out to be OLD LADY GRANNY SMITH!
" Ahaha, there you are demon. We have been searching for you! Muahahaha...kha kha ( and continues coughing ) ...I see the light...wait where'd it go? Hold on ( puts on glasses ) ok...I see...( dies )
" Wow, that was so easy...if only the poachers could die like that...Man "
Dropping the dead Granny, Killa threw her out the window which did land on the spiked club. Sighing to herself, she grabbed the rose from underneathe the glass case and made a wish. ( dont ask ) Thats when the cheese and poachers, oh and werehumans enter. Smirking evilly, the humans and cheese advenced torwards Killa.
" MY CHEESE! WHY HAVE YOU BETRAYED ME? " Yelled Killa as she was grabbed by the creatures.
Carried to the window, the crazed cheese wolf demon got thrown out and into the river. Unfortuantely the river had piranhas and demon pigs ( demon pork rinds for lunch! ). Thrashing wildly, Killa eventually ended up in a Mako pit with cheese...its nasty thrust me. Muru made me eat it...
From the bridge, the spiked club came out, AKA Cloud. Smirking evilly, he walked off...only to walk straight into the river. Lucky for him he had a teleport materia ( man...).
With Kanna in the Demon Hallway #1000 ( the mansion has many hallways and rooms so they had to name all of them..)
" Thats weird...usually I'm fond of this hallway...no wait thats Demon Hallway # 1007...this is ( looks up to see the hallway sign ) Demon hallway # 1000...damn it!" As usual, Kanna was lost in the whole bloody mansion which means good to Sephiroth. Sighing to herself, she took out a Fire materia but apparently, it was a Aeris summon Materia...
( screech noise yet again )
Kanna: AN AERIS SUMMON? GET IT AWAY FROM ME!
FFs77: muahahahhahaa! suffer!
Kanna: oh yeah! ( holds the Aeris Summon in front of crazy author )
FFs77: ...IT BURNS!
Kanna: maybe I should do this...( summons Aeris's spirit )
Aeris: what the? How I get here? last thing I know I was with Zax annoying him to death and scaring him!
FFs77: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AERIS!
Kanna: seriously...so how we make you leave?
Aeris: you cant! I am now forever in the living!
FFs77: freak it...hold on ( gives Kanna Sephiroth summon )
Kanna: ARE YOU SERIOUS? ( stares at the orb )
FFs77: yep oh hold on I need to get something ( gets Zax Summon )
Aeris: what are you two planning?
KFF: nothing...( summons the two guys )
SZ: AERIS! ( kills the Cetra )
Aeris: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ( dies )
Zax: I dont like her anymore...
All: we dont even know why you liked her in the first place...
Zax: I bet I know, I was a broke bum
Sephiroth: and you still are
Zax: oh just Shut ya trap Sephiroth
Kanna: DONT TELL MY HUSBAND TO SHUT UP!
Aeris: DONT YELL AT MY BOYFRIEND TO SHUT UP!
All: JUST GO BACK TO THE LIFESTREAM AND SHUT UP AERIS!
Aeris: ...WWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAA ( floats back into the lifestream )
Kanna: so where was I? oh yeah ZAX!
Yazoo, Kadaj, Loz: HOW DARE YOU YELL AT NISAN!
Cloud: Oooo I wanna join! SHUT THE HELL UP YOU SILVER HAIRED FREAKS!
S.H.M, Sephiroth, Kanna: HEY WE ARENT THE ONLY FREAKS HERE! YOU GUYS HAVE MAKO AND MULTIPLE PERSONALITIES!
FFs77: we ALL have multiple personalities oh and I better stop this arguement...on with this weird random story
Kanna searched her pockets in an attempt to find her Fire Materia but failed and found her Ifrit Materia instread. " Guess theres nothing else to use...( sigh )" Walking over to the middle of the hallway, she clasped the orb in her hand close to her chest.
"Evned uv Vena yht Ramm, E lymm ibuh oui du pinh dra fyoc uv tynghacc yht syga y bydr cu fa lyh vekrd drnuikr..."
The Materia glowed a low light but for some reason, it died down after a second after the casting. Puzzled, she started shaking the poor Mako...wait...Mako isnt poor...it earns money...oh well. Searching around, Kanna noticed that there was a magic barrier.
" SHIT! I CANT CAST MAGIC! ...I guess I have to use a lighter..."
Sighing to herself, a lighter popped from out of her sleeve and came on, only giving enough light to see her face. Unfortunately, it ran out of oil and died down also. Man...talk about bad luck...Cursing to herself, she continued walking blindly in the darkness...only to be jumped by a Red Dragon. The only part she didnt see was that Sephiroth was on its head.
" OH COME ON GIVE ME A FREAKING BREAK HERE!" yelled Kanna as she dodged a swipe of its tail.
Not seeing Masamune, it cut across her abdomen, and since not knowing Seph was here, Kanna thought it was the dragons claws. Hastily,her hand automaticaly went to where her sword was supposed to be..but the black and silver haired girl remembered that she didnt grab it when she ran away from Shadow...Damn it...
" Freak It I AM OUTTA HERE! I dont care I am gonna go no matter what happens! "
Sighing to himself, Sephiroth spoke with his mind, making it seem that the dragon was talking.
" You do know that I am made of cheese and that the exit was behind you this whole time..."
Mentally kicking herself, Kanna sprinted torwards the exit...only to fall off a cliff and into a lake of...well...cheese and chicken..along with some bacon.
" Thats it, I am eating and putting in my Night Vision contacts when I wake up...and the last time I listen to a dragon made of cheese...CURSE YOU STARVATION!"
With Alexia in the Kitchen...dont ask how she got there...
" How did I end up in the freakin kitchen? " Said Alexia as she walked cautiously through the knife storage... Sighing to herself, she grabbed the biggest thing she could handle and slung it over her shoulder...apparently it was a frozen demon fish...
Lurking in the shadows, a certain silver haired warrior, or warriors were watching Alexia closely. Smirking and giggling like high school insane people, they followed her stealthily. Too bad for her she has two prankers...Killa has a blind chocobo and Kanna had...well...one of the hawtest swordsman ever. Lucky...uh...back to the story.
" What was that sound?" Said Alexia as she looked around nervously. " Why did I have to go down that hallway! And why did there have to be so many kitchens! DAMN IT! "
Walking around, she adjusted the demon fish on her shoulder and came up to the...freezer? ( RUN ALEXIA RUN! ITS A FREAKING FREEZER: ahem : sorry ) No wonder the room suddenly got cold. For some reason, when Alexia turned her back to run, the door slowly creaked open...( LIKE I SAID RUUUNNN ) Panicking, and without thinking, she slammed the demon fish into the door...only to get bounced back. Sighing to herself, she looked inside if their was a exit. ( like that might happen...Might! ) Apparently, there was actually a real exit. Cursing to herself for only wearing a tank top and thin pants, Alexia ran inside with the demon fish.
" Man its SSSSOOOOO freakin cold...hey whats that? "
Shakingly turning her head, she noticed something shiny and black. It was also in a square shape...get the clue yet? ITS TEH CURSED NOTEBOOK! Wonder how it got into a freezer? Well, Kadaj kinda uh...well Imma not gonna say now.
" Why does that stupid thing always follow me? Dang Jenova Notebook..."
Now thats when the notebook started talking, and not only about the future, but also about her past. Of course, this is all Kadaj and Yazoos doing. Kadaj was talking in his voice that sounded well...weird for him. He was talking about Alexias past ( which he should know some considering Red Dream, oh which is a great story by the way ) and making ghost noises. Yazoo was making the notebook levitate and dance...literally. Confused and Freaked, Alexia got a anime question mark and ran for her life. Unfortunately, the exit disappeared and the door closed ( ooOO! )
" OK this is getting seriously freaky and LET ME OUT OF HERE! " screamed Alexia as she banged the walls and notebook with the demon fish. The only thing she did was...destroy her weapon, the Demo Fishy.
Cursing her luck, she looked around frantically, searching for another weapon. The Notebook was coming closer torwards her. Only there was a new addition...Kadaj added sharp edges and teeth. Yazoo just mutated it so it had Mako and...a Barney face? ( imagines the notebook...AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ) Scrunching up her face, Alexia just reached for a frozen something and swang at the walls once more. Now People, you know how this mansion is crazy right? Dont be surprised if there is a body storage freezer in the kitchen...seriously. Noticing a strange scent emit from the frozen thing that she was holding, the Crazy Writer looked up slowly. And guess whos body it was!
" AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! THE STALKER DUDE! GET HIM OFF ME! " She dropped him quickly and reached for another..um..body.
" HOJO AND JENOVA! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH and ew...Jenova Mako blood...uck. " Throwing the two bodies at the notebook, they actually were deflected.
" Oh freak it...Im using these two.." Grabbing yet another pair of bodies, it turned out to be Clones of Kadaj and Yazoo...well at least she thought they were clones. " OOOOOOOOO KADAJ AND YAZOO! THEY SHALL PROTECT ME! " And yet...the notebook still comes.
Swinging the two icicles, she managed to push the barney book away since Kadaj and Yazoo didnt wanna get hit hard. Alexia, being the girl she is, rushed forward and jumped, doing a downward slash on the book thus making it disappear into smoke.
Smiling, she struck her hands up high and sang the Victory theme. " YES ITS GONE! " Little did she know, she was on top a trap door... On trigger it opened and sent Alexia down into a pool of Jenova Mako, then into the lake where Kanna was. " WTF? WHY ME? "
With Shadow in the Library
" I HATE LIBRARIES! I HATE LEARNING AND BOOKS! Unless its some fantasies and a little of history and of course HORROR! "
Padding slowly on her paws, Shadow cautiosly looked around the many bookshelves and started to get a headache. At least she doesnt have thumbs...if she did, she would have to grab one and read. ( yeah like that would ever happen ) Stalking the many walkways, she suddenly heard something nearby. And when she hears something, she will freak.
" WHOS THERE? I WILL KNOCK THESE SHELVES DOWN! SHOW YOURSELF COWARD! " screamed Shadow as she searched around her, a look that she thought was intidating.
Grinning like a mad man,a certain spikey haired SOLDIER was in the poetry section. All he knew was that Shadow liked poetry...secretly, so he just inserted a piece of paper with his poem into a shelf that was high enough for her to reach. Snickering a little, chicken crazed maniac ran off to the counter.
Sighing to herself, Shadow just decided to read some poetry and get the hell out. Only reason she came here in the first place, it calms here down. With her claws clacking on the wooden floor, she made her way to the poetry shelves...only to find Zax poem. ( insert Anime Question Mark )
" WTF? Why are you always following me? " screched Shadow as she swiped at it with her claws.
" Idontknow! " said the AQM as he tried to say it as fast as he could.
" Well then GET OUT! IM READING POE...I MEAN...SPELL BOOKS! be gone! "
" Fine. fine, I will leave. "
Soon enough, the question mark was gone. Shaking her head, Shadow noticed the crumpled piece of paper sticking out a shelf so she decided to see what was. Opening the small piece of Silver paper with her nose, it said:
Forgotten
Forgotten to nothingness
Only alive with one trooper
Yet is remembered by a Cetra
Along with the misunderstood
Slowly and Steady,
I help the ones who know my identity
Floating in a never ending universe
Of memories and nightmares
In the lifestream
Of this chaotic planet
Is where I reside unoticed
Dieing on the outskirts
Of the Mako City Midgar
Bullets penetrating everywhere
And yet I am still there
The Buster Sword in the tainted ground
Along with it, a wolf beside the blade
My spirit wanders freely with them..
Sighing to herself with a calm feeling, she sat back on her haunches, thinking about who the poem fits too.
" Hmm...lets see...Zax? naw, he aint dead...is he? and hes not a wolf spirit...( chuckles ) or is he? "
Behind the counter, the same idiot started snickering agian and reached for a lever. Apparently, there were a series of buttons and controls. Pulling it down, Zax reached for a bright silver button and pushed it. Pondering a moment, he wondered if he should just press all the buttons and levers. Shrugging, the Black chocobo activated everything. Putting his hands in his pocket, he gracefully ( more like clumsy ) walked out.
Thinking she heard snickers...as in the candy bar, behind her, Shadow looked around. Sighing, she stood up with the poem in her mouth, and started looking for the door. Cursing to herself and the library for having the poem section in the back, she trodded back...only to find a boulder behind her. And it was about to move...wait...it is...
" AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH! ALL I DID WAS READ A POEM! IM NOT A CRIMINAL YOU DAMN LIBRARY! "
The whole room soon moaned loudly, causing the poor wolf to cover her ears. Suddenly, weapons popped out, bigger shelves, and bigger books included.
Staring horrorfully at the now demon room, Shadow quickly went down on all fours. " I DIDNT MEAN IT! " Too late anyway...the boulder was released and guns were firing. Running for her life, she dodged most of the attacks...but kinda got her tail smashed. And yet the poem was still in her mouth. Soon the bookcases were falling and books were collapsing. Still running, Shadow noticed the falling objects.
" SHIT! I AM HAVING REALLY BAD LUCK! "
Running double time, she managed to find the door open so she ran out. Only to encounter a stampede of demon books and boulders. Seeing it was a one way hallway, Shadow ran the opposite direction. While running, she looked back and well...crashed through a window and fell into the lake where the other three girls were at...but before entering the lake, she got quite a few cuts.
" THIS IS WHY I HATE LIBRARIES! "
With the final girl Ahnel...and shes in basement
" Out of all the hallways on the 200th floor, why did I have to go down this one! Im in the Freaking basement! ( sigh ) and its dark here..."
Walking blindingly in the darkness, Ahnel was trying to find the stairway she used to get down in the basement, but for some reason shes thinking it disappeared. Soon sense knocked in to her. SHe had completely forgot that she could transform her arm. Concentrating her energy, her arm was soon a light beam.
" Well now I can see better. Hopefully no one is down here...I hope ppl keyword. "
Steadily, Ahnel was walking baby steps and the reason why was because, she had just encountered the rest of the basement...which was flooded. But! Not with the same old original water, more like Mako,Jenova blood, Human blood, and cheese, oh and bacon. The only way to get across was walk along the objects that floated...meaning explosives, old swords, gun powder, and giant materia...they all can attack you if they wanted...dont forget, theres Mako and Jenova for Kuraynras sake.
( screech in background for the third time )
Ahnel: ARE YOU SERIOUS?
FFs77: I kinda am...
Kanna: well this is intersting
Sephiroth: very, Didnt even know we had all that stuff down there
Yazoo: yeah...wait which basement is the one you're in?
Kadaj: prolly the one where you keep all your guns in Yaz
Ahnel: in...Basement 50 why?
ShadowZ: YOU WALKED THAT FAR?
Killa: AND DIDNT NOTICE?
Ahnel: surprisingly no
Cloud: wow thats dumb
Ahnel: well at least I can see
Cloud: hey shut up!
Zax: ummm Cloud, you are yelling at me, face Ahnel ( turns him around )
Cloud: ooopss...( yells at Ahnel )
Loz: HEY! I AM THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN PICK ON HER!
All: NO YOU ARENT!
Loz: WAAAA
FFs77: so Back to the Story!
( music resumes )
" Why did I have to walk this far down! My feet are already aching enough! Damn it..."
Cautiously, Ahnel did a small jump on one of the explosives. Underneathe all the Water Mako, Loz was swimming in a speedo...( it was a dare of Kadaj ). Readying his Dualhound on his arm, he striked at explosive Ahnel was on which made it into a blast. Jumping off before the blast could hit her, Ahnel screamed with fury, " WHAT THE HELL MADE IT DO THAT? " Hastily jumping on a piece of giant materia, she tapped it with her foot, wondering if it could be used. All of a sudden, she got torched...thanks to Loz! Blowing out some of the smoke ( anime style ) she jumped onto gun powder. And let me remind you, she still has fire on her...so...BOOM! The Gun Powder exploded on her with such a great impact, threw her into the Mako on top of Loz. Wondering what she was feeling she looked down.
" WTF? I FLOATING SPEEDO! "
Thats all she saw too, all Ahnel saw was a speedo. Loz was hidden by the mako and jenova. Scrambling, she jumped to a platform and fell down a old floor. Where she fell was a hidden river of bacon and pork rinds...which led to the lake where the rest of the girls were.
" I SWEAR THESE BASEMENTS ARE CURSED! "
With the boys on the roof
All of the men soon gathered with eachother again after pranking the girls. Raising their beers, or in Sephiroths case Blood, they all clacked the mugs together and cheered " MEN ROCK, WOMEN SUCK, WHICH IS WHY WE GET THE SOCK! " Everyone cheered this, except Seph who was happily sipping at his drink.
OK! so this chaps finally over, srry guys for not updating sooner. Things got in the way. Alexia I wanna see the next chap of Advent High Soon! Cant wait!