-1Chapter 3: Shadow is Officially Motherless
Shadow was starting to have bad dreams. They all had one thing in common, and that was that Shadow's mom would die from choking on Fritos. One night, he got out of bed and walked over to his backpack. He took out his Winnie the Pooh nightlight, and turned it on. He felt safer, but he still had the dreams. He was getting very scared; so every night he would eat a bean burrito because it would make him sleepy.
The next day (the day after he ran out of burritos) he and Padamy were playing I Spy. "I spy something pink!" Padamy said. Shadow was feeling very sleepy, but he managed to yell, "FRITOS!" Padamy stared at Shadow for a moment then said, "Fritos are orangey-brown." "FRITOS!" Shadow replied. "Are you okay?" "FRITOS!" "What's wrong?" "FRITOS!" "Aggh! You're crazy!" "FRITOS!"
Padamy took Shadow to see a doctor. On the way to the doctor, Shadow kept yelling, "FRITOS!" "Doctor, please tell me what's wrong with my friend here. He won't shut up about Fritos." The doctor took a look at him, "He misses his mother." Shadow burst out crying, "MOMMY! I MISS YOU!" Padamy took out her umbrella so she wouldn't be soaked in tears, and they left.
Meanwhile, Sonic was having his own problems. His ship ran out of gas so he had to stop chasing Jingle Fett long enough to refuel his ship's tank. When he finally caught up with Jingle Fett, his ship had landed on the planet of Geonosis. Sonic read the sign right next to his ship that read: "You must be this tall to land here and fight the bad guys!" Sonic wasn't tall enough, so he had to put his mother's high heels on.
Shadow complained to Padamy, "We have to go see my mommy!" Padamy didn't want him to cry again, so she agreed. They got in the space ship and headed for the desert area of Tatooine. When they got there, they found Charmy who was different than what he used to look like. Now he looked fat and old. He had turned into the most terrible thing possible: a hobo! He didn't even smile when they saw him.
"Where's my mommy?" Shadow cried, "Where? Where? Where?" He started jumping around, and throwing a fit like a little baby. Charmy looked up at them, "I sold her…to a guy with no legs." Shadow grabbed Charmy by the collar and asked, "WHERE!" Charmy pointed to a house in the distance that anyone could barely see. Shadow grabbed Padamy, and went over to the house as fast as possible. "MOMMY!"
Shadow was told that his mom was kidnapped by midget things that were very evil and made the worst shrimp cocktail this side of the Mississippi. He had no clue where the Mississippi was, but went after his mom. He reached the camp where the midget things were staying, and snuck into the tent where his mom was. His mom had been tortured and starved, so she didn't look very good.
"MOMMY!" Shadow yelled. His mom looked up, and whispered, "Shut up! Do you want the midget things to here you?" Shadow then whispered, "Mommy! You looked hungry, how about some Fritos?" Shadow's mother nodded, and ate the Fritos. She ate them so quickly, that she chocked on one, and died. "Darn it! That's exactly what I was trying to avoid!"
Shadow jumped out of the tent with his light saber, and started killing all the midget things because he was sad. After they were dead, he took his mom's body back to the house where her owner was, and buried her. "I'm going to miss you mommy." He kneeled down, and put a Frito on top of the grave. "This Frito will always be with you, even if it blows away!" He got up, and started crying…