-1Chapter 4: Monsters on Planet Geonosis
Sonic was bored, so he sent a transmission to Shadow and Chao-da about where he was and why he liked Cottage Cheese so much. While making the transmission, he noticed a bean burrito lying on the ground. "Ooh! A burrito!" Sonic said. After taking a bite, some weird looking mosquito things were surrounding him. The transmission ended with him yelling for help, and was sent.
Shadow received the message while getting on his ship and watched it. "He took a burrito! Without me!" Shadow got really mad and pulled Padamy onto the ship. "We're going after Sonic!" he yelled. Padamy jumped for joy since it would be her first road trip. They left for Geonosis while Shadow kept getting madder with each bite of burrito he ate (being mad is hungry work).
Chao-da and Mace Windbreakerflurgerborgiedewpookyface (or Windbreaker, for short) were having a conversation about swiss cheese when they received the message. After watching the message, Windbreaker had the idea of going and getting the clone army to help Sonic. Chao-da agreed, except he wanted to do it since it's been so long since he had driven anywhere.
Sonic was floating in a hover jail-thingy, and being fed lima beans against his will. A voice from behind said, "We will stop torturing you, if you tell us why you are here." Sonic recognized the voice as the voice of Count Dooky-Face. "I'll never talk, Count! No matter how many lima beans I have to eat!" Count Dooky-Face was surprised at this statement, but left Sonic to his torture.
Before the Count could leave, Shadow and Padamy came bursting through the door. Shadow ran right up to Sonic with his light saber ready. "You ate a burrito without me? You're going down, Tubby!" Sonic stared at Shadow, and then said, "First of all, the burrito was a trap! Second of all, Count Dooky-Face is the real enemy, not me! Third of all, the burrito tasted nasty! Fourth of all, I'm not fat! Fifth of all…you're crazy!"
Shadow got really confused because Sonic's sentence was more than three words, and Shadow's brain couldn't handle all of it. Count Dooky-Face took this opportunity to capture Shadow and Padamy, and send the three good guys to the arena. They were sentenced to be tied to poles, and eaten by giant, ugly monsters. Shadow could handle just giant things, but not ugly things and decided to go into the fetal position, and cry.
While on the poles, Shadow stared at Sonic very angrily. "Why did you come here?" asked Sonic. "You ate a burrito without me!" Shadow said, still angry. Sonic thought for a moment, then said, "Gee wilikers, I never thought of that!" Shadow felt happy to have his point proven, but it didn't last long since there were giant, ugly monsters walking towards them. Shadow tried to go into the fetal position, but it didn't go very well since he was chained to his pole.
Sonic had to face a giant lizard thing with crab legs. Shadow had to fight a giant rhino thing with a terrible case of bad breath and athlete's foot. Padamy was against a tiger that had a face not even it's mother could love. The battle didn't last long since Sonic and Shadow used their light sabers to get free and kill their monsters, and Padamy magically got free and used her gun to shoot her monster.
Up on a little balcony sat the Count, and Jingle Fett. Behind them, there was the sound of a light saber coming on. It was Windbreaker! He came with a bunch of Jedi's, and started fighting. Unfortunately, Count Dooky-Face was on the dark side of the force and had his own light saber. The battle was about to begin, but Chao-da was nowhere to be found. Windbreaker thought to himself, "Where is he?"