-1Chapter 5: Count Dooky-Face and the Clone Wars
Windbreaker held his light saber in his special stance, and prepared to attack. Count Dooky-Face had Jingle Fett take care of him, but that didn't work very well. After Jingle Fett shot a few times (which were misses), Windbreaker came up and sliced his head off. Jingle Fett's head fell to the ground of the battlefield, until Bozo Fett came and picked it up. He stared at it for a long time, and then swore to become a great bounty hunter clown.
Windbreaker came for Count Dooky-Face, who flew away on Jingle Fett's jetpack. About this time Chao-da finally showed up with the clone army. "Win you will, or have to slap you in the face I shall!" he said. The clones went to fight the mosquitoes that were trying to get rid of the three prisoners. Windbreaker called to Sonic, "Go after the Count before he gets away!"
Sonic headed for Chao-da's ship, and hopped aboard. Shadow saw Sonic, and hopped aboard, too. Sonic was annoyed that Shadow tagged along, and said, "Hey! How about you jump off the ship and die?" Shadow thought it over for a minute, and then said, "Maybe later…where are we going?" Sonic explained that he needed to go kill Count Dooky-Face because of his name, and the fact that he was a bad guy.
"Well I'm coming, too!" Shadow said. They finally reached where Count Dooky-Face had run off to, so they ran in after him. He was waiting for them with his light saber, and gave them a minute to get theirs. "I must say," the Count started, "The Jedi's are still very persistent!" Shadow said, "Stop using big words!" He ran up with his light saber, and jumped to attack.
Count Dooky-Face quickly cut off his hand. "Darn it! That's my burrito eating hand!" Shadow said as he fell to the ground crying. Sonic shook his head, then went to fight. Sonic put up more of a fight than Shadow did, but was still no match for the Count. After Sonic had been knocked out, Chao-da waddled in on his cane. "Stupid you are, cutting off a burrito eating hand you do not!"
Chao-da took off his cloak, and took out his light saber. The Count burst out laughing at the sight of an old guy taking out a light saber. "What are you going to do…cut my toes off?" Chao-da replied, "If I have to!" and the battle began. The two were evenly matched, so the battle was actually getting good. Chao-da was bouncing off the walls and every now and then came in for an attack.
Suddenly, Count Dooky-Face used his Force Lightning. Chao-da had some trouble blocking it, but then fired it back at him. "I am impressed by your skill, considering you're what…1000 years old?" The Count said as he laughed again. Chao-da only took out his light saber again, and said, "Shut up you will, before to make I have!" Chao-da was going faster than ever before. Finally, Count Dooky-Face ran to a ship and flew away like a little sissy.
After the battle was over, everyone returned to what they were doing. Before Shadow could do anything, he had to get a new hand. After doing so, he returned to be Padamy's bodyguard, at which time they became happily married. For them, this story was a happy ending. Sonic returned with Chao-da and Windbreaker to the Council Hall. There they did absolutely nothing except watch old sitcom reruns, and ate chips.
Count Dooky-Face went back to his master. There they started constructing a plan to get Shadow on their side, mainly because he was considered the chosen one. On Shadow and Padamy's wedding day, Shadow had a little problem. Padamy tried putting the ring onto Shadow's robotic hand. Since this didn't work, Shadow's hand malfunctioned. "Darn it! That was my other burrito eating hand! Now I have to get a new one!"
THE END