Chapter 2: What's General Nauseous Up To?
"What? Why can't I be on the Council?" asked Shadow, very frustrated. "Not ready you are," exclaimed Chao-da. Shadow quickly snapped, "Shut up fur-ball!" Chao-da was ready to kill Shadow, but Windbreaker held him back. "Maybe we should go…" Sonic said, as he ran out the door. Shadow followed Sonic, but turned around and made a face at Chao-da.
"What you did back there was inappropriate!" Sonic exclaimed. He hesitated, but started again, "The Council doesn't trust you, but I have a plan!" Shadow turned around to Sonic, "I'm listening…" Sonic went on, "You be the Emperor's bodyguard, and find out any information you can while I'm gone looking for Nauseous!" Shadow agreed, but only because he really wanted the Council's trust.
The Emperor welcomed Shadow into his office. "Thank you, sir…the reason I'm here is to be your personal bodyguard!" The Emperor thought for a minute, "I could use a Jedi to protect me." Shadow sat down once he was offered a seat, "Why did you have me kill Count Dooky-Face?" The Emperor faced Shadow, "I want you to be stronger. You have the potential to be extremely powerful"
"There's a story of a man who found a hidden power in the Force. He became the world's strongest Jedi. Unfortunately, he died before sharing it with the world." The Emperor said. Shadow asked, "How did he die?" "He choked on a Frito…but that's beside the point. The point is that since I found the documents he wrote on his power, I can teach you how to be the strongest Jedi in the world! Even stronger than he was!"
Sonic had now reached the planet General Nauseous was believed to be hiding on. He met with the people who ruled the planet. "General Nauseous is believed to be here," said Sonic. The planet leader nodded, "We know he's here! He's in that tower over there." The planet leader pointed to the highest tower on the planet. "Thank you for your help!" Sonic said as he ran off. He accidentally ran into his ship, but quickly got up and went on.
Once Sonic reached the General's hideout, he jumped down from the balcony with his light saber ready. General Nauseous was waiting for him with four light sabers (he had four arms). Without saying anything, the battle began. Nearly right away, Sonic's light saber was knocked out of his hand, but not before he cut off three of Nauseous' hands (he was a robot, so he didn't bleed or anything).
Sonic ran around looking for something to fight with, and at the same time trying not to get killed. He found a laser gun, and took aim at a weak spot in General Nauseous' stomach. He shot it three times, which made General Nauseous catch on fire because it was full of Tums and Alka-Seltzer, and as we all know, those two are highly flammable! A few sparks hit Sonic, so his cloak caught on fire. "AGGHHHH! STOP, DROP, AND ROLL!" he yelled. He got on the ground, and did just that.
Sonic got off the ground with his cloak burnt to a crisp. "I'm okay!" he said, as he gave the thumbs up sign to show it. He went looking for his light saber because it was his best friend, next to Shadow, and the only one he could talk to about Gouda Feta Cheese. He found it lying on the ground, next to some of the General's light sabers. He decided to take them all as he headed back to his ship.
Shadow raced through the hallway. Since Chao-da had gone to visit the Wookies, Windbreaker was in charge. Windbreaker was in the council room, looking out the window. "Windbreaker! I have suspicion to believe that the Emperor is a bad guy!" Windbreaker looked surprised, "How could this be?" Shadow replied, "He knows the ways of the Force, and he has that awful sour milk smell like most bad guys do!" "If he is a bad guy, you can be on the Council!" He ran towards the Emperor's room, and Shadow followed.