Chapter 4: Sonic and Shadow's Final Showdown

The Good, The Bad, and The Porcupiny

Sonic had talked Padamy into coming with him to go get Shadow, and talk him out of being a bad guy. Sonic had to lure Padamy with Bleu Cheese to make her walk onto the ship. Soon, they were off to find Shadow on the planet, Mustafar. Eventually, they'll stop calling him Shadow because they will find out that his name changed to Darth Nader in the last chapter.

When they reached Mustafar, Shadow…Darth Nader had just walked out of a meeting room where he had killed the viceroy. Padamy ran to him, and told him to stop being bad, and become a good guy. He chocked her for a little while, but Sonic talked him out of killing his wife. "You brought him here to kill me didn't you?" Shadow asked Padamy. Padamy shook her head, but Shadow walked over to kill Sonic.

Sonic was stunned, "I don't want to have to fight you, buddy!" Shadow took off his cloak, "I'm not your Buddy anymore…or Skippy, or Dippy, or Nippy, or…" Sonic took off his cloak and took out his light saber. Shadow took out his light saber, too. Sonic gave him one last chance, "Don't fight me…I'll just have to kill you…" Shadow jumped to him and started swinging his light saber.

Sonic blocked every move. Sonic forced Shadow back into the meeting room. Shadow jumped onto a table and started attacking Sonic from there. "STOP!" said Sonic, "We didn't start this off properly!" Shadow agreed, and they got on separate ends of the room. Sonic called to him, "On the count of three…draw." Shadow nodded, and Sonic began the countdown.

Suddenly, the theme music of The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly started playing. Sonic stopped counting, and said, "Shadow! Turn off that mp3 player!" Shadow put it away, and the music stopped. "Sorry…" Sonic began counting again, "1...74...32...11...65...86...29...100650345...2...76...34...51...87...69...3...83..." Shadow shook his head in disappointment, "You yell draw after saying three!"

Chao-da finally made it to the Emperor's room. The guards came to attack, but Chao-da used the Force, and dropped a lava lamp on them. "A piano that was supposed to be!" The guards died anyway, because the lava lamp had been on for hours, and was now really hot. Eggman stood up, and before saying anything, he swallowed his donuts. "How much did I pay to get those guys?" he asked.

Chao-da took off his cloak, and took out his tiny light saber. He also took out Mr. Snuggles, who was his teddy bear. He gave Mr. Snuggles a quick kiss, and threw him at Eggman. Eggman nearly died from the attack, but got back up, and took out his light saber. His light saber had a donut shaped tip. Chao-da's light saber had a teddy bear shaped tip, even though this entire paragraph was pointless.

The two started fighting, but they were evenly matched. Eggman stopped for a moment and said, "You fight very well old man, but you are no match for my…" he paused as he stared into space and drooled. He finally got out of his trance, and finished his sentence, "…intellect!" They continued fighting, until they were in the Meeting room (Naboo's meeting room, not Mustafar's).

Chao-da fell down to the bottom, but quickly got up. Eggman used the Force, and started dropping pianos on Chao-da. Being the ultimate Jedi he was, Chao-da easily dodged them all. Chao-da hid in the air duct, and crawled to where a friend of his was waiting. They left to go have a secret meeting since Jedi's were now official outlaws. Once Sonic took care of his business, he would also meet with them.

"DRAW!" Sonic yelled. Sonic and Shadow took out their light sabers. "Now what?" Shadow asked. Sonic thought for a moment, "I don't know…" The two just started fighting again. Sonic knocked Shadow against a wall, where he accidentally pulled a switch that caused the lava on the planet to go out of control. The fight kept going, and it took them outside where little spurts of lava could hit them.

They fought out to a ledge that was hanging above the flowing magma by a thread. They fought out to the edge of it, where it eventually gave out. The two fell to the magma, but survived on top of the floating ledge. It broke into a bunch of small pieces, and separated the two fighters. They kept trying to get close enough to each other to keep fighting, but they could only get close enough for about a second.

Sonic was able to jump onto safe ground. Shadow was still on his floating block, but ready to jump onto the ground. Unfortunately, he was too far away to make it without doing a super jump. If he tried it, Sonic could easily kill him while he jumped, if he did a regular jump, there would be no way he could make it. "Don't try it, Shadow!" Sonic called.

Shadow super jumped anyway. He was jumping over Sonic's head, when Sonic quickly slashed at him. Shadow came down hard…with no legs. Sonic walked away, sad for his friend. Shadow yelled at him as he walked away, but it eventually burst into a scream, because the lava had caught up to him and was now burning him. He didn't die though, mainly because he was a main character, but also because he was a magical pixie…just kidding about the pixie part.

Sonic took Padamy onto the ship. They had to go to the hospital to see what was wrong with Padamy. Now, Shadow was all alone. He had killed everybody who lived on Mustafar, so there was literally no one there. He laid there for a minute crying, then did the only other thing he thought he could do to try to not feel pain. "Nobody knows the trouble I've seen…Nobody knows, but Jesus…"