A Very Harry Year…y: A HP Musical

Disclaimer: I own nothing. This means I don't own the rights to characters used AND I don't own the rights to the songs used

A/N: this story takes place in no particular HP year. All the best characters are in the third year, so I'll just say this is an alternate (fanfic) edition of his Third year.

It was Going to be a new year at Hogwarts for the trio. There would be a new defense against the dark arts teacher, and Harry had heard from Dumbledore himself that something special would be happening on Halloween this year. He was on the Hogwarts express with Ron and Hermione talking about their pleasant summers. Even Harry's summer had been good. After all, he had spent it at Hermione's house, where he had never been before. And to say the least…Harry and Hermione were…closer this year. During their conversations, Harry had his arm over Hermione's shoulder, but a while into their conversation, they started hearing music from another compartment. They started to investigate the source, but eventually had to give up to put on their hogwarts clothes seeing as how the train was arriving at Hogwarts soon.

But there was more time before the train arrived at Hogwarts and four house elves suddenly came into the compartment.

Elf #1: Are you Harry Potter and Company?" he said

Harry, Hermione, and Ron: "yes" they said

All Elves "We have a message for you" they said and cleared their throats and broke into song.

All Elves "oompa-loompa-doopidy-doo, we've got our first riddle for you"

Elf #1: "what do you get when you are in a…school?"

Elf #2: "And there is a spell at hand for you to get…through?"

Elf #3: "Then it would be smarter for you not…to…duel"

All Elves: "The person who wants to duel will soon appear. And when that happens, all will become clear….doopity-doo" they sing and disappear.

The trio was left very confused, but they eventually moved on since the train stopped at that moment. The compartments opened and the familiar sight of Hogwarts greeted them Harry smelled Magic in the air and then-wait, he thought. I have never smelled magic as literally as this before. Something must be up. Well, anyway, he saw Hagrid and waved at him and greeted him before taking the horseless carriages to the castle where he took a seat at the Griffendor table and waited for the first years to come in. Before they came in though, professor McGonagall announced that the hat had failed to make up a song this year due to singer's block (hey! We all get it every few centuries! Besides, it's mad hard for the author to make a song for the hat), but the hat would be sorting the first years nonetheless. The students then went on to eat, and after eating, Dumbledore made an announcement

"Allow me to introduce you to your new Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher. He has the ability to transform into other people (like Tonks. I forget what she said the ability is called), and the amazing ability to sing. Please welcome… Mr. Meine. He has requested to be known as mister instead of professor by the way. And now, for his amazing ability to sing." He said as the teachers cleared the teacher's table and brang it to the side of the great hall.

The wall behind the teacher's table disappeared and silhouettes were visible. They began to play the intro to the song rock you like a hurricane, and suddenly the lights focused on them and the band the scorpions were visible…except for Klaus Meine, who was so short he was almost microscopic, and so they started singing.

It's early morning
The sun comes out
Last night was shaking
And pretty loud
My cat is purring
And scratches my skin

So what is wrong
With another sin
The bitch is hungry
She needs to tell
So give her inches
And feed her well
More days to come
New places to go

I've got to leave
It's time for a show

Here I am, rock you like a hurricane
Here I am, rock you like a hurricane

My body is burning
It starts to shout
Desire is coming
It breaks out loud

Lust is in cages
Till storm breaks loose
Just have to make it
With someone I choose
The night is calling
I have to go

The wolf is hungry
He runs the show
He's licking his lips
He's ready to win
On the hunt tonight
For love at first sting

Here I am, rock you like a hurricane
Here I am, rock you like a hurricane
Here I am, rock you like a hurricane
Here I am, rock you like a hurricane

After the performance, the students applauded, and Klause Meine took a bow. He then opened a tin case of altoids "hey kids. Have some altoids. They're the closest thing to cocaine" he said and pelted altoids at students leaving the grand hall, some of who were very confused by this new teacher.

"Oh yes, and before you all leave" Dumbledore announced and the children stopped walking "we will be celebrating Halloween a lot more openly this here, and I'll be organizing a big event that will surely be remembered. You may leave now," he said and the students left. Malfoy caught up with Harry in the hall soon though and randomly challenged him to a duel. Under any other circumstance, Harry would have gladly accepted at any other time, but remembering the elves song, he declined. Leaving a disappointed and angry Malfoy behind, Harry went up to his common room, where he found the elves on his bed, ready to give him another "message."

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About some of the jokes: For whatever reason, one day my friend, who is a fan of the scorpions asks "hey, guess how tall Klause Meine is" and I asked how tall, and he put his pointer finger and thumb finger very close to each other to show that it was a measurement and said "that tall" and for some reason, we always talk about that.

-The altoid joke- The same scorpion addict friend is a big fan of altoids and always has a case with him. He likes joking that it's cocaine. He also throws some at random people. A lot of this friend is being shown in this story, because, honestly…he's crazy Oo.

about the songs: the elves sing a variation of the oompa loompa song, and rock you like a hurricane is by the scorpions in case you want to look into it for whatever reason.