A Very Harry Year…y: A Hogwarts Musical

Disclaimer: I own nothing. If I did, I would be writing this for more than one fan.

A/N: This update is brought to you so soon due to the fact that this musical is on Inuyasha'sGirl's favorite list…even though she has like…80 other favorites. Also, I'm turning this from a musical into a parody because it's too hard to think of songs

No sooner than Harry walked in did the elves wait to start singing.

All Elves: "oompa-loompa-doopidy-doo, we've got our second riddle for...you"

Elf #1: "we'll give something that looks really…rad"

Elf #2: "It is your gift for not turning Draco into poo."

Elf #3: "It is something from your dead…dad"

Elf #4: "This is my first line all…alone"

All Elves: "oompa-loompa-doopidy-da

Elf #1: "Let us explain this gift…to…ya'"

Elf #2: "I can't believe he...just…said ya'"

Elf #3: "He said it because ya is another way to say…you"

Elf #4: "but we are lazy and this is my second line"

All Elves: "oompa-loompa-doopidy-doy"

Elf #1: "now we will get…straight to the point"

Elf #2: "These goggles will protect from the spell…on…hogwarts"

Elf #3: "and he just messed up the rhyming scheme"

Elf #4: "I bet I only get three lines because I'm black"

They all look at the fourth elf strangely; whom they notice is sporting bling and a hoodie that had the Hogwarts crest on it. He smiled because he was being looked at, and showed gold teeth.

All Elves: "doopity-doo" they sang and disaperated.

Harry dorkily put the goggles on, and did a pose in front of the dormitory mirror, which showed the same Harry, except muscular. Harry smiled at the muscular form of him until he noticed writing on the mirror that said "warning: objects may appear hunkier than they are" and after reading this, Harry frowned at went to sleep with his Goggles on.

Harry woke up the next day and groggily made his way to the grand hall for breakfast. He saw Hermione and Ron arguing about something and joined their conversation "Toast you say? Never! He does not want your money." Ron said

"Bah! Toast means nothing without mangos! This…all walruses know! He wants the money for mangos! Mangos" Hermione said

"What the hell are you talking about?" Harry asked

"Never mind. It's stupid." Hermione said

"I expected much if you're talking about mangos, toast and walruses." Harry said

Hermione glared at him for a minute and changed the subject; "there's a Hogsmeade trip today. I was hoping you would come with me…alone" she said blushing.

"Sure. I'd like nothing better than to be alone with you" he said and kissed Hermione's cheek, making her blush even harder.

Even though it was only mid morning, they went to Hogsmeade early, holding hands the whole way. When they arrived at Hogsmeade, they saw a shop for lease and a phone number to contact to lease it.

"Weird. They have a phone number…in the wizarding world…and I have a cell phone with me and weird desire to call them as a joke" Harry said grinning evilly.

Usually Hermione would have objected to this idea if Ron had presented it, but instead, she giggled and played along. Harry called the number.

"Hi. I'm standing here in Hogsmeade looking at a shop for lease, and I'm interested in leasing it" he said

"Let us take down your name and number please," a female operator asked

"My name is Brian O'Connor and my number is -" he said

"And your reason for leasing the shop?" the female voice asked

"Well…I'm thinking of starting my own little business, and Hogsmeade is always popular, so I think it would be a really good benefit for me to open up shop here" he said as Hermione stifled a laugh. She was obviously trying her best not to crack up.

"Ok Mr. O'Connor, we'll put your name down and contact you at a further date." She said

"All right. Thank you and have a nice day," he said

After hanging up, Harry and Hermione cracked up and after a good laugh, Hermione put her arms around Harry and kissed him "I love you" she said

"That's kinda sudden, but I'm not complaining" he said kissing her back

Hermione giggled, "That's one of the reasons I love you. You're always funny." She said "and you have a great ass" she said groping his ass

"Oh my Hermione. I never imagined you thought that way about my ass, but while we're on the subject of asses, I like yours too" he said lamely and groped her ass.

The two snogged for a while and then returned to Hogwarts where they met Ron coming out of the Grand hall with all the other students that didn't go to Hogsmeade.

"Err…what happened?' Harry asked

Ron just smiled and said, "It's a surprise. Dumbledore sure wasn't joking when he said he was doing something special for Halloween…well the school year in general really, but just wait for tomorrow. Be in the Grand Hall early for a good seat" he said and ran for the common room leaving Harry and Hermione confused. They walked to the common room and snogged until it was a good time to go to sleep. They expected a lot out of tomorrow. After all, everyone was insisting on keeping it a secret.

A/N: My name is Brian O'Connor and I just like including myself. The phone number is all asterisks to protect the innocent, but the number isn't Harry's

About the Jokes: -the goggle jokes- I saw the goggles from the remake of Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory in hot topic, and now I'm obsessing over them…besides, they look cool in a funny and dorky way

-Any racist joke- sorry if you're offended…but deal with it dammit.

-Jokes you don't understand-Don't even try understanding my true randomness such as the toast conversation

-The leasing call- On a field trip to Massachusetts, my friend called a leasing company's number from an add we saw, and had a very similar conversation that Harry had. I was cracking up.