A Very Harry Halloween

Harry woke up early the next day anticipating what would come to happen in the Grand Hall that day. On his way down to the Grand Hall, Harry asked other students what was happening, but they still refused to talk. Harry couldn't help but think that no other secret in history had been kept so well. Harry arrived in the Grand Hall, noticing that no one else was there, and ate breakfast. Hermione came and sat next to him, getting deeply into reading rather than eating. It appeared she had returned to normal. Harry even started wondering if their make out session had really happened.

"Err…are you going to eat at all?" Harry decided to ask to try and make conversation.

"Why eat when…" she began asking, relieving Harry and making him officially assured that he had simply imagined things yesterday. "We can make out!" she finished her sentence and threw the food off the table, threw Harry on the table, and started kissing him like a madman…or in this case, madwoman

After nearly getting her tongue lodged in Harry's throat, she stopped kissing him and started throttling him "tell me I'm pretty!" she practically shrieked, and grabbed his groin as a sign that he better do as he's told

Confused, horney, and feeling slightly violated, Harry somehow managed to get a more than good response "you're more than pretty. You're the most beautiful girl ever."

"Oh Harry. I love you more than anything" she said with the sweetest smile ever, and kissed him sweetly before taking her seat. No sooner did she sit down, that everyone came into the Grand Hall. It was almost as if Hermione knew exactly when everyone would come.

Neville came by Harry first and oddly looked at Harry "err…Harry. Why are you laying on the Gryffindor table surrounded by thrown around food?" he asked

Harry looked around him, seeming to just notice the thrown around food and plates. Harry quickly mumbled something that sounded like "Hermione" but simply replied, "your guess is as good as mine" he said with such a confused look, that Neville believed him.

After Neville took a seat, Harry got off the table and into his own seat. While the other students ate, Hermione held his hand under the table, and rested her head on his shoulder, making over lookers assume things about the two of them. After everyone finished eating, Dumbledoor stood up, preparing to make an announcement.

"It has been brought to the attention of many of you that…Durmstrang and Beauxbatons is visiting us again this year, and that they will be making their grand entrance now" he said waving his hand to the door of the Grand Hall, which magically opened, revealing the Durmstrang champion candidates from last year. They made their grand entrance by rythmatically hitting their magical staffs on the ground, making sparks as they did so. Then the Beauxbatons champion candidates made their entrance by simply showing off their beauty. After they were done they took their seats at the Ravenclaw and Slytherin tables.

Dumbledoor then cleared his throat loudly for attention and made another announcement "We've all seen them show off before, but now, it is our turn" he said and flicked his wand. Everyone started feeling a tingling feeling in their necks. Harry noticed the glint in Dumbledoor's eyes and knew there was more to the spell he just cast than he was going to let the students know. And with that thought, every Hogwarts student started singing.

Dumbledoor:
Ma chere Mademoiselle, it is with deepest pride
and greatest pleasure that we welcome you tonight.
And now we invite you to relax, let us pull up a
chair as the dining room proudly presents -
your dinner!

Be our guest! Be our guest!
Put our service to the test
Tie your napkin 'round your neck, cherie
And we'll provide the rest
Soup du jour
Hot hors d'oeuvres
Why, we only live to serve
Try the grey stuff
It's delicious
Dubledoor:
Don't believe me? Ask the dishes
They can sing, they can burp
After all, Miss, this is Europe
And a dinner here is never second best
Go on, unfold your menu
Take a glance and then you'll
Be our guest
Oui, our guest
Be our guest!

All:
Beef ragout
Cheese souffle
Pie and pudding "en flambe"

Dumbledoor:
We'll prepare and serve with flair
A culinary cabaret!
You're alone
And you're scared
But the banquet's all prepared
No one's gloomy or complaining
While the flatware's entertaining
We tell jokes! I do tricks
With my fellow candlesticks

All:
And it's all in perfect taste
That you can bet
Come on and lift your glass
You've won your own free pass
To be out guest
If you're stressed
It's fine dining we suggest

All:

Be our guest! Be our guest! Be our guest!
Get your worries off your chest
Let us say for your entree
We've an array; may we suggest:
Try the bread! Try the soup!
When the croutons loop de loop
It's a treat for any dinner
Don't belive me? Ask the china
Singing pork! Dancing veal!
What an entertaining meal!
How could anyone be gloomy and depressed?
We'll make you shout "encore!"
And send us out for more
So, be our guest!

Dumbledoor:
Be our guest!

All:
Be our guest!

Dobby:
It's a guest! It's a guest!
Sakes alive, well I'll be blessed!
Wine's been poured and thank the Lord
I've had the napkins freshly pressed
With dessert, she'll want tea
And my dear that's fine with me
While the cups do their soft-shoein'
I'll be bubbling, I'll be brewing
I'll get warm, piping hot
Heaven's sakes! Is that a spot?
Clean it up! We want the company impressed
All:
We've got a lot to do!
Dobby:
Is it one lump or two?
For you, our guest!
All:
She's our guest!
Dobby:
She's our guest!
All:
She's our guest!
Be our guest! Be our guest! Be our guest!
Dumbledoor:
Life is so unnerving
For a servant who's not serving
He's not whole without a soul to wait upon
Ah, those good old days when we were useful...
Suddenly those good old days are gone
Ten years we've been rusting
Needing so much more than dusting
Needing exercise, a chance to use our skills!
Most days we just lay around the castle
Flabby, fat and lazy
You walked in and oops-a-daisy!
All:
Be our guest! Be our guest!
Our command is your request
It's been years since we've had anybody here
And we're obsessed
With your meal, with your ease
Yes, indeed, we aim to please
While the candlelight's still glowing
Let us help you, We'll keep going
Course by course, one by one
'Til you shout, "Enough! I'm done!"
Then we'll sing you off to sleep as you digest
Tonight you'll prop your feet up
But for now, let's eat up
Be our guest!
Be our guest!
Be our guest!
Please, be our guest!

Many students were confused of the fact that they had just sang. After they quieted down a bit, Dumbledoor gave them another few words "there will be another announcement at lunch. Be sure to be here. There sure will be a lot happening this year" he said and once again…Harry couldn't help but notice his eye twinkling…Or atleast he would notice it if Hermione hadn't started randomly kissing him. And so little by little, the students exited the Grand Hall, going about their business, anticipating the announcement at Lunch.

A/N: not too many jokes in this chapter. Most of it is the single song from Beauty and the Beast entitled "Be our Guest"

-One joke I did use was a bipolar Hermione. The idea just came to me. I found it funny.