REM filled the house as people strolled throughout the living room. Monica was so excited her party was a success. Everyone was having a good time . All the guys with the exception of Stanford, were in the family room since the Knicks were playing the Lakers. Chandler teased Joey about his new allegiance to LA and he smiled and said. "The Knicks rule all." He then high fived all of the guys. Steve and Harry sat with beers in their hands and the guys all yelled and cheered for their team. Monica and Charlotte swapped baby stories. Charlotte had to laugh at the story how Erica originally thought that Monica was a minister and Chandler was a doctor. They also looked at each other's baby pictures and Monica offered to give her some of her recipes. Rachel and Miranda hadn't seen each other for a while, so they found out what was going on each other's lives. Carrie , Samantha , and Stanford talked to Phoebe.

"I'm going to get a drink. So glad I can now." Samantha stretched as she got up to go to the bar. Joey noticed the way she moved and also knew he was the only single guy at the whole party. So with his single guy swagger, he walked over to her. "So you must be Samantha?" he smiled. "I'm Joey, how you doin?" Samantha took a sip of her cosmopolitan , and then smiled at him. "I'm Samantha and the best fuck you will ever have." She said with confidence. Joey looked her over and then put his arm around her. They walked away.

"So when are we going to meet John?" asked Rachel. Carrie gave her a look and said. "He is in Brussels on business right now. I imagine by Valentines Day ." Phoebe started to giggle since she was now on her third drink. Big." Monica began to look embarrassed. "Oh and Rachel, the column comes out tomorrow. I think you are going to be so pleased." Carrie gushed as she took another sip of her drink."Remember , you said no one would know it was us." Rachel reminded her . "

Everyone agreed that the party was a success. All the guys decided that they would meet and go to the Knicks game. Monica and Chandler enjoyed the peace and quiet, and made the decision that Monica was truly the hostess with the mostess, and showed her with a kiss.

The next day , Ross walked in the faculty office, the one secretary looked over at him and smirked. Ross just smiled at her and then looked away. It was odd that Jennifer would treat one of her bosses that way. He walked further down the hall and a few of the other professors stared at him. Ross wondered what was everybody's problem. Then a few of his graduate students stopped talking when he approached. After he walked away, a girl giggled.

"I can't believe that was Dr. Geller." She said to her friend.

"I had heard that he had been married more than once , but gee." The other girl said.

"And he is marrying this one again after he divorced her after a Vegas wedding and then he gets her pregnant." The girl said.

"How do you know its' him?" the friend said. "I mean they didn't use any names."

"Come on , Dr. Dinosaur, who else would it be. I had heard that his fiancée was this girl who he lived with and she was pregnant , then they never got married." The girl giggled. "Well you must admit , he is kind of cute." Her friend said.

Ross walked into his office and then shut the door. There was no use in seeing anyone if they were all going to act weird. He saw his mail and a couple newspapers sitting on his desk. He saw the headline ready New York Star and then he spotted Carrie's picture and her column on Page 45. Ross picked it up and then started to read the article. His eyes grew wide and then he became what all of his friends described to be Red Ross. "Uhh duuh owwww." He couldn't even get the words out. "Dr. Dinosaur!" he scanned some more of the paper and then threw it down on his desk. He picked up the phone and then dialed the number."Hello , may I speak to Rachel Green?" after a pause he said very calmly. "Dr. Dinosaur."

Rachel picked up her line. She was told that her irate future husband was on the line. She hadn't seen the morning paper, yet preferring to read the fashion magazines than the news. Then she remembered that Carrie said the first part of their installment series would be in today's Star…but first she would talk to Ross.

"Hi Honey, " she said cheerfully.

"You are so damn lucky that I am so in love with you, because I want to find this so called Carrie Bradshaw and kill her. Have you seen today's Star?" he ranted as he took a swig of water from his small refrigerator.

"No actually, I always look through French Vogue while I drink my morning coffee. Then I …" Rachel was interrupted. "I suggest you read it. " Ross said through his gritted teeth. Rachel picked up the paper and then turned to the column. She started to read it and then dropped it. Her mouth was wide open. "Miss Fashion." She said with her hand over her mouth. "Our entire life is spread out for all of New York to see." He said angrily. "This was the end of these articles. Is that understood?" Rachel nodded. "I will talk to Carrie. Good bye Ross, I love you." She said as she hung up, hoping that last part would soften him up. She knew what Ross was like when he was mad.

The sun shone through the curtains at the Waldorf. Usually Joey would stay with his friends in his special Joey room. But he wanted Monica and Chandler to have some time alone with the kids at Mr. and Mrs. Geller's , and the network was paying for this trip. Plus he was sure this was the kind of setup that Samantha was used to.

"How you doin?" he smiled as she stirred from the 800 count Egyptian sheets. Samantha grinned as she thought of the sex from the night before . Joey was amazing, she had a lot of men, but this guy, wow.
"I am in the mood for you to DO me again. That's how." Samantha wrapped her arms around Joey and then pressed her lips to him and then pushed him down in the bed for round two.

Carrie sat at the shoe store. There wasn't a better place to celebrate her triumph than buying a pair of pumps that were a pink and green pattern. She looked down at her feet and then her cell rang. Picking it up she answered it.

"Carrie, you said that no one would know." Rachel said as she munched on her muffin. "Ross just had me read the column. He is not happy. It turns out he is the topic of conversation at work. He told me that you should end the series."

"But don't you understand? You guys are hot. Everyone has been asking me about Dr. Dinosaur and Miss Fashion. My boss couldn't be more pleased. He wants the second installment in two days. " Carrie was beside herself.This was her best column and her boss even said there was book talk. She couldn't lose this article.

"This article is disrupting our lives. Now Carrie, I think your great but when you start talking about my fiancées son being raised by lesbians and how his first marriage ended. The Star becomes no more than the National Enquirer. We are not celebrities , we are just normal people." Rachel begged.

Monica sat while the twins slept. Judy had just brought them home. She had to go , because she had a lunch date at the club . Since the announcement of the engagement, her and Sandra Green became close friends. Monica glanced through the paper. Then she dropped it.

Judy walked into the club as all of the women, started to whisper to each other. Sandra was furious, "Did you see this?" she said to Judy as she angrily shook the paper. "Our children's lives are being blasted all over the the papers." Judy took the paper and then dropped it. "Good god this is worse than when he married the lesbian." She exclaimed.