We are still at school. But guess who makes a surprise enterance. Some parts of the story are from Austin Powers, The Spy Who Shagged Me. Also, the parts about Agent Smith being destroyed are from wikipedia.
Don't own Cardcaptor Sakura(CC), Tsubasa Chronicle(TC) and Super Mario Sunshine(SMS)
CARDCAPTOR CHRONICLE: SUNSHINE ADVENTURE
EPISODE SEVEN: THEIF AT THE BEACH
During the coming weeks, everything has been pretty…dull. There hasn't been anything wrong lately. Amor and Bert thought of this as a really good holiday. They were excelling well in their class (due to the fact that they already did the grade). One day, however, all of that was going to end. It was during recess that the news broke out.
"We're going to the beach!" Madison said.
"The beach?" Nikki asked. "That's great!"
"The beach?" Rita asked. "I can't swim well, though."
"I think I'll be a great experience!" Zachary exclaimed.
"Why is that?" Madison asked.
"Because we could run into one of those mutant squids!"
"Not again…" Chelsea sighed.
"Did you hear what happened at the harbor a few weeks back? There was a giant squid that was spilling oil everywhere! Then, all of the sudden, eye witnesses saw two people defeat that thing!"
"Really?" Sakura asked. "Who was it?"
"There were rumors going around. Some say it were humans with superhuman powers. Some say it were aliens taking the squid back to their home planet. But the strangest rumor of all was…"
"What! What!" everyone yelled. "Tell us!"
"People who were actually working at the harbor said it was two boys our age and a water pump."
"Two boys our age with a water pump?" Sakura asked herself. "Hmmm…"
"Damn! That Zachary is going to blow our cover!" Amor whispered to Bert. "Do something!"
"Zachary, that the most absurd thing I've ever heard!" Chelsea said. "I heard of your stories but that has got to be the most stupid thing this year!" Chelsea began to pull on Zachary's ear. "You'll pay for tricking everyone here!"
"Ah!" Zachary yelled. "But it's true! Every word of it, I swear!" Chelsea pulled Zachary where they couldn't be seen.
"Do you think it's true?" Nikki asked.
"Come on, Nikki!" Rita said. "How could you believe one of Zachary's stories?"
"I believe it," Sakura said. "Every word of it."
"What!" Rita exclaimed. "Sakura, I thought you were more mature than that!"
"………I just know its true…" she glanced at Amor and Bert.
"Do you think she knows," Bert asked.
"No, she's an idiot!" Amor answered.
Two days passed. Finally, the day to leave for the beach had come.
"Okay," Mr. Terada said, "everyone ready?"
Everyone cheered: "Yeah!" On the way, Amor and Bert were having another one of those discussions.
"No, that can't happen!" Amor exclaimed.
"Yes, it can!" Bert exclaimed.
"What do you guys arguing about?" Madison asked.
"You wouldn't understand, Madison."
"What? I'll try to understand."
"We're discussion the film, The Matrix. We're trying to decide what lead to Agent Smith's demise."
"As I was saying," Amor said. "What caused Agent Smith to die was Smith was deleted at that moment. Agent Smith's purpose was to kill The One. Once a program's purpose is fulfilled, it is deleted. Agent Smith's purpose was fulfilled, and thus made him eligible for deletion."
"That's stupid," Bert said. "The only logical reason for Smith's demise was explained in The Matrix: Revolutions. The Oracle told Neo that Smith was "the result of the equation trying to balance itself out." This equation, which is a metaphor for the Matrix, becomes unbalanced with Neo's realization of his powers as the One. In order to keep the system balanced, Smith is "created". When Smith destroys Neo, the equation becomes unbalanced again and thus must destroy Smith to rebalance itself."
"……Yo, that's quantum logic! You should be teaching classes."
"I still don't know what you guys are talking about," Madison said.
Finally, the group reached the beach. There was a band playing a few songs with a steel drum. Bert handed over two pieces of paper to them.
"What did you give him?" Amor asked.
"Just…some musical suggestions," Bert replied. "Come on, lets get changed."
Amor and Bert were changing into their bathing suits. Someone came in and swiped their watch.
"Hey!" Amor shouted. "They stole FLUDD! After him!"
It was a kid, probably in grade four. He was chased all the way to the other end of the beach. Finally, he was caught.
"Gotcha!" Bert said.
"Alright! Who sent you?" Amor asked.
"You'll have to kill me," the kid replied.
"Who sent you?"
"Kiss my ass."
"Who sent you?"
"Some girl."
"That was easy," Bert said.
"That was," Amor replied.
"Why did you tell us? " Bert asked.
"I can't stand to be asked the same question three times," the kid said. "It just irritates me."
"Where is she hiding?" Amor asked.
"Why would she tell me? I'm just one of her low-level functionaries."
"Where is she hiding?"
"You'll have to torture me. I'll never tell you."
"Where is she hiding?"
"Damn! Three times. She's hiding in a secret place on the beach."
"Where's her secret place on the beach?"
The kid then proceeds to spit at Amor's feet."I spit at the question."
"Do I really have to ask you two more times?"
"Go to hell!"
"Fine. Where is her secret place on the beach? "
"I will take it to the grave with me. "
"You have to answer," Bert said. "He asked you three times.
The Kid pushed away. "No! No! The second question was... 'Do I really have to ask you two more times?' That would be the first question in a new line of questioning... and wouldn't count in the other line of questioning."
"He's right," Bert said.
"However, I'm just trying to get information from you, man," Amor said. "I don't need any consistency in the questions, do I? No. You're preaching to the converted-- If I'm preaching to the converted... then why are you being so slavish...to the three-question form."
While they were talking, Sakura was behind some rocks. She took out the Rod of the Star and used the sleep card on the kid. The kid started to fall asleep.
"You're not even looking at me, man. Now you're just being rude, you know what I mean? You're not listening, man."
The kid fell asleep. Amor couldn't wake him up.
"No good," Bert said, "out like a light."
"Damn! I want information! What's going on?"
Just then, FLUDD began to make noise. "Attention, attention. Anomaly detected."
"What now?" Bert asked.
"Location: Reedington Beach."
"That's easy," Amor said. "Where is this anomaly?"
Footsteps started to thunder. The whole beach shook.
"I knew it," Amor said.
"What is it?" Bert asked.
"Wiggler."
Will the two defeat this Wiggler? What is he anyway? Those who played Super Mario Sunshine should know who he is. Please R&R this scene and tell me what you think.