Voldie Back

by Regina Jane Snape

Song Parody of Emimen's Without Me. Be gentle with your reviews rap songs are not as easy as some might think.

Two deatheater goons guard round the outside;

round the outside, round the outside

scratches

Two deatheater goons guard round the outside;

round the outside, round the outside

scratches

Guess who's back

Back again

Voldie back

Tell a friend

Guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back

guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back..

I've created a monster, cause nobody wants to see Riddle no more

They want Voldie, I'm their leader

Well if you want Voldie, this is what I'll give ya

A little bit of blame mixed with a dark kicker

Some Cruico to jump start your heart quicker

than the shocks when you get shocked at the St. Mongos

when the healers say your not co-operating

When your rockin the table while he's operating

You waited this long, now stop debating

Cause I'm back, I'm bad and I'm devastating

I know that you screwed up the job Bella

but your punishment won't be so complicated

So the Ministry won't let me be

or let me be me, so let me see

They try to shut me down on Wizard TV

But it feels so empty, without me

So, come on you git, your spells are shit

Bugger it, come on you twits, such useless shits

And get ready, cause this shit's about to get heavy

I'm cleaning out you losers, I've had enough already!

Now this looks like a job for me

So everybody, just follow me

Cause you need a little, leadership you see

Cause it feels so empty, without me

I said-this looks like a job for me

So everybody, just follow me

Cause you need a little, leadership you see

Cause it feels so empty, without me

Little Hellions, kids feelin rebellious

Bloody Hell they won't even listen to Albus

They start feelin like prisoners helpless

'til someone comes along on a mission and yells BITCH!

A visionary, vision of scary

Could start a revolution, Change Wizard ways

A rebel, so just let me revel and bask

in the fact that I got everyone kissin my ass

And it's a disaster, such a catastrophe

for you to so fear my powerful ass; you bow to me?

Well I'm back, na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na

Fix your damn hood tuck your shirt in and then I'm gonna

enter in, under your skin like a splinter

The center of attention, back for I'm the winner

I'm interesting, the best thing since dueling

Investing in your kid's future, Investing

Testing, attention please

Feel the tension, soon as someone mentions me

Here's my ten cents, my two cents is free

A nuisance, who sent? You sent for me?

Now this looks like a job for me

So everybody, just follow me

Cause you need a little, leadership you see

Cause it feels so empty, without me

I said-this looks like a job for me

So everybody, just follow me

Cause you need a little, leadership you see

Cause it feels so empty, without me

A-tisket a-tasket, I go tit for tat with

anybody who's talkin this shit, that shit

Potter you prick, you can get your ass kicked

worse than those little DA bastards

And Pavarti? You can get stomped by Barty

You Slytherin slut girl come blow me

You don't know me, you're too weak, let go

It's over, nobody wants your dirty dildo

Now let's go, just gimme the signal

I'll be there with a whole list full of new insults

I been dope, suspenseful and jestful

ever since the half blood Prince turned himself into a symbol

But sometimes shit it just seems

everybody only wants to discuss me

So this must mean I'm dis-gus-ting

But it's just me, I'm just obscene

And though I'm not the first king of controversy

I am the worst thing since Salazar you see

do this take over so selfishly

and used it to get myself wealthy

Here's a concept that works

Twenty million other Deatheaters emerge

But no matter how many fish in the sea

It'll be so empty, without me

Now this looks like a job for me

So everybody, just follow me

Cause you need a little, leadership you see

Cause it feels so empty, without me

I said-this looks like a job for me

So everybody, just follow me

Cause you need a little, leadership you see

Cause it feels so empty, without me

So everybody, just follow me

Cause we need a little, leadership you see

Cause it feels so empty, without me

Severus!