Really not the best of my works, but I had fun writing it. I would imagine Edward has a very nice butt. i do not own FMA


"YOU WILL NOT WIN EDWARD ELRIC!" I screamed. He had me in a hold that I couldn't even begin to explain. He sat there calm and cool holding me in this while I screamed and flailed like an idiot. We were both having fun, it had been a while since the last time they had come home. Granny and Al sat there on the couch laughing at us while I screamed and he laughed. There's only once in a while when you see a glint in Edward's eyes of happiness, and right now it was there. So I kept flailing and screaming till my face turned red and I was hoarse. I collapsed down and he went with me, landing on top of me. Granny and Al left a while ago saying they had to cook dinner. He rolled off of me and laughed. I was on my stomach and my dress had ridden quite a ways up my thigh. I sighed and looked at him. He was sitting up and unzipping his black overcoat. I looked away, I don't know why I was embarrassed. I had seen the boy in his boxers and even less before, but he was there taking off his tank top so he was shirtless. I sat up and looked at him, and when he turned around to put his tank beside him is when I stroke. I knew his ticklish spots by heart. I knew just the right way to move your fingers along his sides. I knew just where the ticklish spot ended and started. I wrapped my legs around his waist and started my tickling journey. He yelped in surprise but it soon stopped and he started laughing hysterically. He went on all fours and I ended being on him like I would be riding a horse. I screamed in surprise and he laughed. My fingers had stopped from the surprise so I started again. He got surprised once again and flung his upper body backwards and I went soaring off. In instinct I grabbed on to the waist of his leather pants and pulled them down with me. I stared in shock as each of his buttocks came into sight.

"WINRY!" He screamed. God, was he wearing any underwear? I looked at his cute butt cheeks and blushed. Had I just done that? Oh god. I looked at him again and noticed he was covering his front. Uh oh.

"You broke the god damn button AND zipper!" He wasn't really yelling but he stumbled over his words. He looked over his shoulder and his eyes were wide.

"Well just don't look, turn away so I can go into another room!" I could feel the heat rise up my neck and I couldn't look away.

"No Ed, the view is perfect from here." Did I just say that? Granny and Al came running into the room and Edward crumbled over. Al started laughing and Granny had a grin on her face.

"What's going on?" She said. I started chuckling and pointed at Edward. I looked again and started laughing harder.

"It's not funny!" Edward said. Granny looked confused for a moment.

"Edward, don't you have any underwear on?" She said with a grin. Alphonse looked at Granny and started saying..

"No he isn't because —" He got cut off though from a very ferocious Edward. "If you say anything Al I swear I will personally kick that god damn tin can ass of yours!"

"Well Edward why won't you tell us?" Granny said. She moved closer to him and shot up to his feet and blushed horribly, still covering his front. He mumbled something, and we all got closer.

"What Ed?" I asked and he shot me a death glare over his shoulder.

"I said, the pants were to tight." We ended up laughing all night. Edward never left his room.


I wish Edward wouldn't wear that big belt and have his pants a little lower.. show some hip bones. blush