DISCLAIMER: All of these lovely characters belong to other people. If I was J.R.R. Tolkien of J.K. Rowling was writing this the story would not be nearly this insane.
AN: This is just for amusement. This first chapter is just an intro. A story line will develop later. This is not a serious story.
When Middle Earth People Come to Visit Harry Potter Land
Once upon a time Middle Earth people came to Harry Potter land. Harry Potter people didn't know anything about them. Dumbledore just sent them over to confuse people (and maybe teach them something) (maybe). They brought the wonderful books by J.R.R. Tolkien for everyone to read. The only one who read them was Hermione. (Well duh!) She thought Legolas was an extremely sexy fictional character. When she realized he was real she just about died. She never stopped talking about him and drove Ron and Harry nuts. The next morning, Dumbledore announced that the Fellowship would be coming to visit for 3 months. Hermione, who was standing, fainted and Ron caught her and then he fainted, so Harry caught him, but then his scar flared in pain so he fell, and they all falled (fell) down.
Later, when they woke up in the hospital wing, Harry shouted "Is Ron Voldermort? Because that would explain everything!"
Then Ron woke up and started to do the chicken dance:
I don't wanna be a chicken
I don't wanna be a duck
So kiss my butt. (clap clap clap clap)
(Repeat to heart's desire)
Harry started attacking him thinking that he was Voldemort. Hermione woke up to see Harry and Ron fighting and doing the chicken dance at the same time. She decided to join them because it looked fun. Then Legolas walked in and they fainted again in the same order as before. Ron woke up first and started attacking Legolas. Hermione woke up and started attacking Ron because he was attacking Legolas. Then Harry woke up and started attacking Hermione because she was attacking Ron who was attacking Legolas. Draco walked in, saw Legolas, and screamed like a girl because he's gay and has a crush on him. Then he started attacking Harry because he was attacking Hermione because she was attacking Ron because he was attacking Legolas. Plus he hated Harry.
Then everything turns around and Legolas starts attacking Ron. Ron starts attacking Hermione, Hermione starts attacking Harry, and Harry starts attacking Draco. Then Legolas sees Hermione and faints and falls on top of her. Then the fighting stops except for Draco and Harry who never stop fighting. Then Dumbledore walks in, hits them all on the head, and eats some Bertie Botts Every Flavor Beans, but picks out all the earwax ones.
Then Sirius comes back from the dead to eat Dumbledore's earwax flavored Bertie Bott's Beans, and all the kids faint. Then Sirius faints because the kids fainted and he falls on Dumbledore, who then apparates so Sirius falls on Legolas.
After the flipping idiots woke up from their peaceful slumber:
-Sirius was grossed out because he was drooling on Legolas's sexy chest.
-Legolas was grossed out because he had drool on his rock hard sexy chest of muscle
-Frodo apparated into the room using the ring ("he he, my precious, he he")
-Ron woke up seeing Frodo and Legolas and began "bothering" both of them.
-Aragorn walks in and over to Hermione.
-Hermione wakes to see Aragorn's face and immediately thinks he's 10 times sexier than Legolas (like that would ever happen).
-Arwen walks in and yells at Aragorn for "frolicking" with Hermione
After that interesting fiasco Dumbledore walked in(imagine the words running through his head). Then everyone fell down from the smell of Dumbledore's feet (he wasn't wearing any shoes), and Dumbledore fell over from the sight of seeing everyone else fall over.