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Agent-G: well there was 27 Chapters in the original Trials of Anna, so I'm about half way there. Hopefully, I can get this caught up soon.
Pietro is sitting in the waiting room sulking when Todd Tolanski walks in with a pair of beautiful nubile 21 year old co-eds. "Pietro?" Says Todd, "Is James running late or something?"
Pietro looks up from his sulking posture, and his jaw drops as he looks up to see Todd with the two beautiful girls.
"Pietro?" Todd looks down at the former speed demon. "Uh, Pietro?????" Todd snaps his fingers in front of Pietro's face. "PIETRO!"
"Gaa!" Pietro jumps up out of his seat, and the two girls giggle at his reaction.
"N-No! He's in there talking to my Fruit Loop Brother.....I got canned."
"Really? Then, who's going to play your part?" Todd asks.
"Wayne's going to play both roles."
"Good Riddance you arrogant Asshole!" Todd thinks to himself. "Oh, Sorry dude..... Umm, Have you seen Anna Around?"
"Who?" Pietro says still spacing out over being fired.
"James's secretary....."
James' office door swings open, and Wayne and James come walking into the waiting room laughing up a storm. Pietro sees this and returns to his sulking.
"Good to have to have you back Wayn-err-Wanda!" James pats Wayne on the back. "This is going to be a great season!"
"Yeah, it's going to be awesome!" Wayne turns to Pietro, "Come on Pietro, let's go get your check, and I'll drop you off at the unemployment line." Wayne jokes at his brother's expence.
Pietro shoots Wayne an angry look, and trudges out of the waiting room in a huff with his brother "Wanda" following close behind.
James looks over at Todd and his two guests. "Uh, Good morning Todd."
James notices that Todd appears to me nervous for some reason. He is clutching a bag in his arms but James dismisses it. "Are you ready for your meeting?"
Todd is startled by James's voice. "Err yeah.....W-Where's Anna?"
"Anna?" James wonders, "She's having breakfast with a friend. Why do you ask?"
"N-Nothing, I just have to talk to her about something."
"Well, she should be back by the time we finish our meeting, you can talk to her then."
"O-Okay," Todd says as he obediently follows James into his office.
Todd takes a seat across from James, never loosening his grip on this bag. His eyes wonder around aimlessly. James gives him a confused look, then begins to speak.
"Well Todd....."
"Ahh!" Todd almost jumps out of his seat.
"Are you alright?" Asks James "You seem a bit jumpy today?"
"N-No, I'll be fine..... So when is Anna getting back?"
"I don't know, her note said 10:30 at the latest."
"W-Well, may be I can come back then, let's reschedule."
"Todd you're already here, we may as well finish the meeting. Anna will most likely be back by the time we are done."
James begins to question Todd's obsession with Anna. The biggest thing that boggled his mind though was how this little troll seemed to be able to gain access to a seemingly endless supply of hot eager young women. Not that there was anything wrong with Anna, but, as made evident by the two hot young co-eds out in the waiting room, if Todd could get any woman that he wanted, James wonders why he was so intent on seeing Anna?
James pulls out a contract from his desk. "So, this is a standard contract, and I'm glad to inform you that we are giving you a rai....." Suddenly, James gets a disgusted look on his face. "C-Could you stop doing that please?"
Slerp "Doing what?"
"Linking your eye brows!"
Slurp "Oh.....uh.....Sorry about that, it's a nervous habit, I don't know where I picked it up."
James knew about Todd's tongue. It was even one of the main reasons that they hired him. Granted, he wasn't the most qualified actor for the part, but the money they saved on special effects to animate his tongue was well worth it. He had to admit though, it still wierded him out. "Would you please put that thing away? You're not Gene Simmons you know!"
Slurp "Pffft! That pipsqueak! My tongue is a full 1 3/8 inches longer than his!" Todd says proudly.
"Whatever. I don't mean to be rude, but I don't know how the hell an, unkempt, ill-mannered person like you can date such beautiful women."
"To be honest, I don't get it either. I'd just be sitting in a bar. Then some hot woman would come up to me, and start hitting one me. Not that I'm complaining mind you." Todd's mind begins to wonder, and he starts licking his eye brows again.
James flinches in disgust, and begins to understand Todd's appeal to women. "Well, are there any issues that you have?"
"Look, I-I have no problems with the show, I just really need to talk to Anna."
"Alright, I have to get ready for my next meeting with Mrs. Darkholm-Horowitz. You can wait for Anna in the waiting room."
"M-Mrs. Darkholm?!?!?!" Todd sits up and hugs his bag tightly.
Todd gets up from his seat, and heads out to the waiting room, still clutching his bag in his arms. James looks at him curiously, and can't help but wonder what he has in his bag.
Anna returns to the office to find two college co-eds sitting in the waiting room. She heads to her desk shaking her head, without even thinking twice about it. "Heh, Todd..... "She scoffs to herself.
Anna is almost to her desk when James' door opens, and Todd comes walking out.
"A-Anna!!!!!"
Anna raises a brow at Todd. "Uh yes?"
Todd walks up to Anna, and is about to say something when he looks over to the two giggling co-eds. "Ah, Girls, can you give us a minute alone please?"
"Yes Toadie....."They say in unison whimsically."
They both get up from their seats, and head out of the waiting room. One of them waves at him playfully, while the other blows him a kiss.
Now alone in the waiting room with Anna, Todd leans towards her, and whispers.
"Ummm.....So I hear that you have certain connections with the media."
"Uhhh.....Why do you say that?" Anna whispers back.
"Well.....Jody is a friend of mine, and she said that you were the person to talk to."
"Todd....."
"Yeah?"
"Why are we whispering?"
"Oh..... I thought that we would have to be discrete about this."
"Don't worry about it, I have this office sweeped for listening devices twice a week. I didn't get to where I am without being careful. They don't call me the squid for nothing."
"YOU'RE THE SQUI....."
Anna puts her hand over his mouth. When she is sure that he has calmed down, she removes her hand. "So what did you want to talk to me about?"
"Well, I found something out about Mrs. Darkholm....."
"What is it? If it's worth wild, I'll cut you in on a percentage of the sale."
Todd reaches into his bag, and pulls out three video cassettes held together by a thick blue rubber band.
"What are these?" Asks Anna.
"They are X-rated films that she was in. I.....Uh.....found them the other day."
Anna's jaw drops in disbelief. "Are you serious!!!!!"
"Watch them if you don't believe me. She's a lot younger in them, but you can tell that it's her. She went by the name Sierra Mists."
"I'm gonna definitely look into this Todd, and I'll be in touch by the end of the day."
Todd nods his head, and leaves the waiting room.
"Oh Todd!"
Todd turns and looks back at Anna. "Yes?"
"Does anyone else know about this?"
"N-No"
Todd turns to leave, and walks right into Raven Darkholm-Horowitz, unintentionally burying his face into her ample bosom, making a muffled and pathetic "umph" sound.
Hope you like this chapter. I'll have the next one up soon. Please don't forget to review.