I had so many favorite characters that I came up with for this fic, and Mystique's AU ranks up there as one of my top favorites. This is also my first Song fic. When I originally came up with the idea for Mystique's AU, I couldn't get this song out of my head, so I thought why not. Here is the next chapter. Enjoy, and please don't forget to review.
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Todd turns to leave, and walks right into Raven Darkholm-Horowitz, unintentionally burying his face into her ample bosom, making a muffled and pathetic "umph" sound.
He backs away, and embarrassingly looks up at the older, yet attractive woman. Anna stands behind her desk and tries to hold back her laughter.
You know I used to be a bad girl
I got busy in the bathroom at my high school prom
Yeah, I used to be a dancer at the local strip club
But now I know my right-wing from my wrong
Yeah yeah
"Errr sorry....." Todd says as he blushes deeply.
Before Raven has a chance to make a comment, the co-eds come in, each grabbing one of Todd's hands.
"Come on Toadie, you said that you'd show us around the set." Says Misty
"Yeah, you promised, let's go." Says the other co-ed, Mandy
They pull Todd out the door leaving Raven smiling in the doorway. She watches as the two girls literally drag Todd down the hallway when her two children, Eric and Erika come running into the office.
I really used to be a bad girl
I had a threesome with my sister
And her boyfriend Tom
I know I used to be a real wild child
But now I am a Volvo driving soccer mom
"Ahey, I thought I told you two to wait in the car?" Raven scolds
"Yeah, but she took my cd player." Eric says as he points accusingly at his younger sister.
"Yeah, but he was shouting out the lyrics." Erica says sticking her tongue out as she hides behind her mother.
"I don't care! Now, Mommy has a meeting, so you two behave yourselves."
"Good morning Ms. Darkholm." Anna says politely.
"Please, it's Mrs. Horowitz; Darkholm is just my screen name."
"Okay, I guess Raven Horowitz doesn't exactly roll off the tongue." Anna remarks, "I see married life is treating you well."
"You have no idea." Raven sighs, "Would you mind watching them while I meet with James?"
"Well, I have to go take care of something outside of the office, but I won't be gone long." Anna says before leaving the office
Raven turns to her two children. "Alright, you two wait here and behave." She says as she directs her children to sit in two of the waiting room chairs.
Raven knocks on James' door, and enters after she hears him invite her in.
Anna exits the elevator, and walks one of the many private screening rooms on the second floor of the building. She enters one of the rooms, and locks the door behind her. She turns on the television, and loads one of the tapes that Todd gave her into the VCR.
Anna sits impatiently as the tape ques up. A scene comes up with the usual porn stereotypes. Anna fast forwards through the various scenes until she stops abruptly, and lets out a loud gasp. She leans closer to the TV, and almost falls out of her seat.
"I-It is her!!!!!"
I really used to be a bad girl
I got busted for possession of my wizard shaped bong
I used to love to do the things they'd tell me not to do
But now I'm different, yeah, now I sing a new song
Back in James' office, Raven and James are discussing the upcoming season.
"I really like what the writers are doing with my character. She really kicks butt in an evil kinda way."
"Well, Mystique won't be in the first few episodes, of the new season, but she'll play a major part in the later episodes. I think that you'll be very pleased."
"Great, and I don't mind not being in the first few episodes. I could use the break."
"Kids must be run'n you pretty ragged huh?"
"Hehe, if you only new. Between picking up the kids from school, then Eric's little league practice, and Erika's dancing classes. And, I don't know why we let then play on opposing soccer teams this summer." Raven shakes her head. "Then, you throw the show schedule into the mix, it can be really....."
Just then, Eric and Erika burst into the office.
I really used to be a bad girl
I got gang banged in the bathroom at my high school prom
Yes I used to be a real wild child
But now I am a Volvo driving soccer mom
"Give it back!"
Erika runs around the room giggling wildly. "No!"
Raven sighs, and hangs her head. "Hey you two!"
Eric chases after his sister. "Quit it!"
Erika crawls under James' desk. "No!"
"Hey!" Raven barks at her children, "I thought I told you two to wait quietly in waiting room!!!!!"
The two children freeze in their tracks as they look up at their mother who is standing before them with her arms crosses and a cross expression on her face.
In the private screening room, Anna is completely dumbfounded by what she is watching on the television.
"Damn Raven is pretty flexible." Her jaw drops at Mrs. Horowitz's actions. "I didn't think the human body could do that!"
"Oh you're such a nasty boy!" Sierra Mists (aka Mystique, aka Raven Darkholm, aka Mrs. Horowitz) says on the television.
The sound of a cracking whip comes from the television, causing Anna's head to whip back, and her eyes widen in amazement. She gasps, and holds her hand over her mouth to conceal her laughter.
Back in James' office, Raven is looking disgustedly at her children.
"Alright, you two sit in that chair next to me, and behave yourselves." Raven points at the second chair in front of James' desk.
The two children pout, and trudge over to the chair. They climb into it shoving each other. Erika pushes her older brother out of the way, and gets into the chair first.
"Hey! Mom!!!!!" Eric looks up at his mother from the floor.
She beds over and picks him up, and pats him on the butt. He climbs up into the chair, shoving his sister aside. She shoves him back, and then he elbows her in the side. Erika is about to shout out when Raven shoots both of them a look, and they both sit quietly.
"Sorry about the interruption James, THEY SHOULD BEHAVE THEMSELVES NOW!" Raven shoots her children a death stare which causes them to sink into the chair.
James cringes in his seat when he remembers when his mother used to give him that exact same look as a child.
Where do all the Porn stars go
When the lights go down
I wonder where all the Porn stars go
Cause when you need one they are never around
I think they moved down to the suburbs
And now they're blonde, bland, middle class republican wives
They all got blonde, bland, middle class republican children
Blonde, bland, middle class republican lives
After viewing most of the scenes, Anna returned to her desk, and is now pondering what to do next. 23 very explicit sex scenes, and several discrete phone calls later, she can't believe that the minivan driving, "Miss Queen of the Suburbs", supermom was a porn star. And from the information that she got from her informants, a very well paid one. Sierra Mists was one of the biggest and most popular young porn stars of the 80's until one day she just disappeared. This was by far the biggest story that she had ever come across. She found out the secret identity of the infamous Sierra Mists.
"This story is going to be worth millions." Anna gleefully cheers to herself with dollar signs spinning in her eyes. "I can retire on this story!!!!!" Anna picks up the receiver and starts dialing numbers. "I need to start leaking this story....."
Where the Porn stars go
When the lights go down
I think I know where all the Porn stars go
They all become Volvo driving soccer moms
Raven and James have finished up their meeting, and she steps into the waiting room with her children in tow. Anna was so caught up in her discovery, that she didn't even notice that the kids where gone from the room.
Anna looks at Mrs. Horowitz under a new light.
"I don't know how never noticed it before, but Raven could definitely be classified as a MILF..... And a pretty hot one at that." Anna thinks to herself. "Or, it just may be that I'm a little turned on after spending the last half hour watching her use moves that would make a Yoga Master wince in pain."
Anna had to admit that she was a little aroused after seeing Raven in action. She was in great shape. Hard to believe that her toned and athletic body had given birth to two children.
Eric and Erika were still sulking after getting scolded in the office in front of James.
Raven looks down at her two pouting children. "Oh come on you two cheer up, Mommy's sorry for yelling at you."
Her children, who are still angry at their mother, turn their noses up at her.
"Humph!" Eric and Erika quip simultaneously.
Raven squats down behind them so that she is eye level to them, and taps them on their shoulders. They turn around to find their mother a funny face. She startles them causing them to fall to the ground. The siblings look at each other, the break out into a hysterical laughter. They get up from the floor, then run up and hug their mother.
"I'm sorry for being naughty during your meeting Mommy," Eric says.
"Me too Mommy." Replies Eric's younger sibling.
A wave of guilt begins envelop Anna as she watches Raven and her children. Sure she had sold gossip before, and had made a lot of money doing so, but this.....this was different. Releasing this could actually hurt someone. Raven's career would pretty much be over. She would lose her job, and chances are, it would affect if not end her marriage. Not to mention the ramifications that it will have on her children.
Raven and her children break their embrace, "What do you say I go take you two for some ice cream?"
The siblings look at each other as if reading the other's mind. They turn and huddle together leaving their mother looking at them quizzically. They reach into their pockets, and pull out some loose change. They huddle together counting their coins, using their fingers to help do the math. Eric and Erika then turn around to face their mother with big smiles on their faces. "How about we buy you an ice cream Mommy?" They say in unison, holding up the cupped hands with their money in them.
Raven hugs her two children, and she leads them out of the waiting room holding their hands.
Anna watches the entire exchange misty eyed, and sighs.
"Uh Mrs. Horowitz, can I talk to you in private for a minute."
Raven turns and looks at Anna from the doorway. "Uh, sure." Looks down at her children. "You two wait here."
"Please close the door." Asks Anna.
Raven does as she is asked, and walks up to Anna's desk. "Yes, what can I do for you?"
"Ummmm, well, It has come to my attention that..... Errr I mean....."
Raven raises an eye brow at a flustered Anna. "A-Are you okay????"
"Sierra Mists." Anna blurts out.
Raven steps back and gasps in shock. "H-How?????"
Anna pulls out the tapes and hands them to Raven. "Don't worry, I won't tell anyone, and I have certain connections to make sure that no one else finds out."
Raven takes the tapes, and looks at the remnances from a shadowy past. She looks up at Anna and smiles.
"Thank you," Raven says before handing the tapes back to Anna. "and call me Raven."
That said, she turns and heads out of the waiting room.
Anna smiles, and picks up the phone. She dials a number, and waits for someone to answer. A short time later, girl answers the phone, and giggles into the receiver.
"H-Hello....." says a giggly voice on the phone.
"Can I speak to Todd please?"
"Who is this?" says the voice on the phone. Anna hears another giggling girl in the background. "Uh he's a little preoccupied at the moment." The voice snickers.
Anna hears Todd's voice in the background as he the girl on the phone giggles wildly. Todd wrestles the receiver from her, and speaks into the phone. "H-Hello" Toadie can be whimsically heard uttered in the background by one of the girls.
"Yeah it's me."
Todd shushes the girls. "Squi-I mean Anna?"
"Yeah, I checked into Raven Darkholm, and watched the tapes. First of all, those were the most disgusting things I have ever seen, and I don't even want to know how you got them. I was so disgusted by them that I burned them. Secondly, that girl in those videos look nothing like her."
"A-Are you sure?"
"Todd trust me, if there was a story here, I would have found it. So don't waste my time with your stupid conspiracy theories." Hangs up the phone forcefully.
Anna can't help but feel good about herself. Perhaps it was because she was in such a good mood after having breakfast with Kitty, but she did a good thing today, and she felt better about herself for doing it.
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Hope that you all liked this chapter. Sorry there was no stranger stuff in this chapter. This chapter was mostly about Anna.....Well, the whole fic is about Anna.....I mean.....Bah you know what I mean.