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Voice from the television, "Oh you're such a nasty boy!"

The sound of a cracking whip comes from the television, causing Anna's head to whip back, and her eyes widen in shock. She gasps, and holds her hand over her mouth.

"Wait, if this is…..Then that means……OH MY GOD!!!!!"

Anna jumps up from her seat, and begins to frantically look for her phone. Clothes and magazines are flying everywhere as Anna flings them into the air.

"Where the hell did I put it, I just had it in my hand!?!?!?!"

Anna finally finds it between the cushions of her couch. She quickly dials Todd's phone number, and waits impatiently for him to answer.

"Come on! Come on! Answer you little troll!"

Someone finally answers the phone, but much to her dismay, it isn't Todd.

A girl's voice giggles on the phone, "Hello?"

"CAN I SPEAK TO TODD PLEASE?"

"Excuse you!" says the voice on the phone.

Anna takes the phone from her ear, and yells into the receiver. "Look you little twit! Just put him on the phone right now before I climb through this phone and strangle you with your pigtails!!!!!"

"Pffft!" says the girl on the other end of the line. Anna can hear her in the background over the phone. "Toadie, there's some rude person on the phone."

"I'll show her rude!" Anna scoffs to herself while she waits for Todd.

"Hello?"

"Todd, do you still have those tapes I gave you, I gave one of them to you by mistake."

"A-Anna? W-What? T-Tapes?"

"The TAPES you little troll! The ones you thought Raven Darkholm was on!"

"N-No, I returned them."

"Returned them????? Where????? To who?????"

"To the video rental."

"YOU DID WHAT?!?!?!?!"

"What was on it, I'm sure that we can get it back if we tell them about the mix up."

"I'm coming over now! I'll be there in ten minutes, and you're going to take me to that video store!"

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Anna is pounding down Todd's door. A buxom young blond co-ed answers the door.

"Where is Todd!"

"And you are?"

Todd walks up to the door behind the girl. Anna pushes by the young blond, grabs Todd by the shirt, and pulls him out the door. Before leaving, Anna stops on the girl's foot causing her to curse, and hop around.

"That was for mouthing off to me over the phone!"

"Ummm, Stephanie was the one who answered the phone. That was Kelly."

Anna turns to glare at Todd, "Does it look like I care!"

Todd shudders, and quakes in fear under the fiery glare of Anna.

"Let's go! Where is this place!"

Unfortunately for the X-men Cast, things are not going much better at the Bravo studios than for Anna. The host tries to ease the tensions on stage, and keep the show together.

"Hank, you also have some affiliation with the Gundam franchise." Asks the Host of the show.

"Oh yes," Replies Hank, "but the work I did was way before Gundam Wing."

"Whom did you play?"

"Char Aznable from Mobil Suit Gundam"

"Wait, there were other Gundam Shows?" Kurt interjects naively.

"This always happens!" Expounds Scott, "You never read the background information."

"Hey, I did some research."

"Ooogling at Kitty in her Marimea costume is not research!" Scott jibes.

Henry tries to direct things back to Hanks part of the interview "So Hank, What was the Gundam experience like for you?"

"Damn Flamer!" Kurt quips at Scott under his breath.

"I heard that Pony Boy!" Scott says out loud.

The Host sees that tensions are starting to build and tries to hurry things along. "And now we finally come to what has brought us here today, X-Men Evolution" The audience cheers.

A short time later in a seedy part of town, Anna and Todd are standing before a warehouse storefront. Anna stares up at the sign in disbelief.

Anna looks down at Todd causing him to cringe in fear for his life. "Todd, you never told me it was an Adult Video Store!!!!!"

"W-Well, where did you think that I got those videos from?" He says meekly.

"I don't know! Blockbuster! The Library! What do I know about buying or renting porn?!?!?!"

Anna grabs Todd by the arm, and walks into the video store. They walk up to the counter, and Todd is immediately recognized by the clerk. "Hey Todd, so, what did you think of those last tapes, pretty hot huh?"

"Excuse me, but we really don't have time for pleasantries, or whatever you call this whacked out exchange you two are having. Todd returned a tape that belongs to me by accident, here is the real one, and I have my tape back please?"

The clerk takes the tape from Anna, and looks at the title. He punches in the code assigned to the tape on the store computer, and brings up the tape's information.

"I'm sorry, but it seems that "Assblasters From Space" has been rented out"

"WHAT! So who has it?" Anna demands.

"I'm sorry, I can't give out that information." Says the pimple faced clerk.

Anna reaches over the counter, and grabs the clerk by the shirt. "Look you little Shit! I want my tape back, so tell me who rented it, or I'm going to….." Suddenly, Anna hears a voice from behind her. "A-Anna?"

Anna turns her head, not letting go of the clerk to see who it is. "Remy?" Anna let's go of the clerk, but not before giving him an "I'll be back" death glare. "What are you doing here?"

Remy gives her a mischievous look. "I might ask you the same thing."

"I don't have time for this right now Remy!"

The clerk prints up the information on the tape. Anna reaches over the counter, and snatches the paper out of the printer. She looks at the name on the printout: "Victor Stone" The address looks familiar, but she can't quite place it.

Anna grabs Todd by the arm. "Come on, let's go!" Anna storms out of the video store, Todd in tow, leaving Remy standing at the counter with a wry grin on his face.

"Tomorrow's meeting is going to be very interesting."

As Remy contemplates the fun he is going to have at Anna's expense, The X-men are up to more High Jinx at the Bravo Studios.

"A-Hey what about me?" Hank complains, "What about my work as Pharohman on Megaman: NT Warrior, or when I narrated on that Anime classic Master Keaton, Or Project Arms or Galazy Angel????"

"Oh who cares you sucked on the those shows, and you suck on this one!" Kurt quips drawing Ohhhhs from the Audience.

"I say, that is very rude!" Hank remarks, "I don't have to take that from an elf wannabe Playboy!"

"Ororo," Henry futilely tries to redirect the flow of the show.

"Yes Henry" Ororo remarks politely.

"You have the least amount of experience on the show"

"Ya, you know how she got on the show?" Kurt interrupts again, "She's do'n the programming director, that's how she got the part!"

"That's totally un called for Kurt!" Jean says as she comes to Ororo's defense.

"You should talk! It's not like you're picky over who you sleep with!"

"I haven't heard you complaining!" Jean throws back, "Mr. Moos like a cow every time he orgasms."

"I DO NOT!" Kurt says defensively.

"You know why I always have someone else there when we have sex???? Because I need someone to keep me occupied after you're done in five minutes!" Jeans says, getting Ohhs and cheers from the audience, as well as causing the cast on stage to break out in laughter.

"Alright Alright, let's calm down." Says Logan. "Especially you Jean"

"Yeah whatever Mr. I'm gonna use both inches!" Jean says as she pouts in her seat. The audience begins to cheer as if they were at a taping of the Jerry Springer Show instead of Inside the Actor's Studio.

Logan stands up and looks at Jean, "You said that you'd never te….." Logan looks out at the audience. "Hehe, Ah…..What an imagination on this girl huh….." Logan says as he sits quietly in his seat.

The host tries as best he can to play it off, and get control of the show again. "Very funny antics, but now we come to the show that brought us here tonight, X-me….."

"And guess what Logan," Marian adds, "You're not the highest paid person on the show anymore either!"

"What!" Charles and Logan say in unison. "Lying Bitch!"

"Don't talk to her that way" Kitty comes to Rogue's defense.

"What! You think I afraid of you little girl!" Logan says as he stands up to face her. I'm not as gutless at James is!"

"I can kick a Soccer ball 200 yards, which is more than enough to send your balls into your throat!" Kitty says as she and Logan takes defensives stances.

Ororo, eager to meet James at their predestinated motel takes this opportunity to ditch out.

"N-now calm down Kitty," Kurt says as he tries to diffuse the situation, "Don't do anything hasty"

"Shut up you little freak," Kitty shouts, "and another thing, stop bothering Anna; she's not interested in you!"

"Oh yeah, How do you know!"

"What do you mean Logan's not the highest paid!?!?!" Charles argues with Rogue, "I'm the highest paid cast member!"

"You were never the highest paid cast member!" Marian shouts back, "It was always Logan, that is until now!"

"Why that Lying two timing piece of shit!" Charles expounds, "He'll be hearing from my Agent!"

While, much to the delight of the audience, the cast break out into random arguments, security guards step onto the stage to break things up.

"OH NO IT'S THE ROBOT ALIENS COME TO SUCK OUT MY BRAINS!!!!!" Hank says as he runs off stage.

"You are so full of yourself!" Marian says to Charles, "You're not even a Good Professor X! Patrick Stewart was a better Professor X than you, and he sucked in the movies!"

"Come on! Come on Little Girl, let's see what you got!!!!!" Logan says trying to incite Kitty into a fight.

Meanwhile Jean and Kurt are having a war of words.

"Slut!"

"Asshole!"

"Whore!"

"You wouldn't be able to afford me if I was!"

"Bitch!"

"Two Minute Man!"

"Good enough to get your ass to call me up again!"

"That was out of Pity"

"Yeah I know, I felt sorry for you!"

"I don't want a Sprinter, I want a Marathon Man!"

On another part of the stage, things between Kitty and Logan are beginning to escalate.

"You're so full of shit! You're not half the man you think you are!"

Suddenly, Kitty feels a hand on her shoulder. Without thinking, she goes with her first reaction. She turns around, and kicks Scott square in the crotch sending him flying backwards. A loud resounding "Ugh" can be heard from all the men in the audience as Scott lies doubled over in pain.

"Oh My God! Scott, I'm sorry." To which Scott only Squeaks.

The shows host, in the mean time, has ducked back stage, and watches the mayhem ensue. "Well, This isn't nearly as bad as the fight that broke out during the Simpsons show. The Host picks ups a nearby phone, and calls the production booth. "Alright, get security in here, and break the fight. After that, make sure that they all have appointments to come in and film their questionnaire parts of the show." The Host of the show listens as the person in the production Booth speaks. "What are you stupid or something? Of course I don't want them to come in together! Have them some in separately, and we'll tape their interview in front of a blue screen. Then we'll computer generate the set behind them. Now, I'm going home, I have a head ache."

A short time later in down town L.A., Anna and Todd are in a walking through the halls of an upscale condominium. The whole time that they are wandering the halls, Anna can't help but have a feeling of déjà vu. She had never been to that building before, but the name and address seemed so familiar.

They find the apartment that they are looking for and are about to knock on the door, when it suddenly hits her as to why the address is so familiar. A scowl appears on Anna's face, and she pounds on the door with her fist.

"Just a minute." Says a voice on the other side of the door.

"Open up Stone!" Exclaims Anna as she pounds on the door again.

The person in the Apartment opens the door. "I said just a Minu….. A-Anna?????"

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