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Replies.
Saraneth the Strong: Hehe, sorry for the wait, I try to update when I can, but work takes a lot out of me.
Blowfisht the Monkey Tamer: Yup, and it's not over yet. You won't believe what I have in store for the ending. :)
Purity Black: Hehe, I just feel like a slacker, especially with Agent G updating every other day.
Star-of-Chaos: I have to admit that I like this story a lot more too, but I can be more silly with Execs., and I don't have to worry about plot twists, or keeping facts straight so I don't have discrepancies in the story.
Agent-G: Well, I just figured out how I'm going to end this, so writing should be a lot easier now that I know where I'm going with this, that is unless I think of something better. I also have a few ideas for a sequel, but chances are, I won't do one.
DemonRogue13: Hehe, Baldielocks
Raniatlw: Thanx for the review.
Anna sulks at her desk contemplating the current circumstances of her life. She can't help but think about how complicated her life has become. With her growing friendship with Kitty, her very profitable side business, and now the whole Grayson fiasco, Anna finds herself wondering how a college drop out could have such a screwed up life.
She tries not to think about it, but her thoughts keep drifting to Dick. How could she have judged him so wrong. Even though she only knew him that one day, she was definitely head over heals for him, perhaps even in love with him. She thought that she got over him a year ago, but when she saw him again, there was definitely a flutter in her stomach.
Anna's thoughts take a turn to Kitty. Where will she begin? Telling someone that you are attracted to them is hard enough as it is. Add to that the fact that she has to tell her that she is a lesbian first.
Anna resolves that what she needs is to talk to someone, and also to take the opportunity to rekindle a friendship with someone who she should not have distanced herself from. She reaches over, and picks up the telephone receiver. She dials a number, and listened nervously as the phone rings.
"Hello….."
"Ummmmm, Hi, it's me." Anna says nervously.
"Hi Anna, what's up?"
" Well, first off, I just want to say that I'm sorry about ditching you and Paulie after you guys came out of the closet. I was scared that people would figure out that I was gay through my association with you. I'm sorry Scott."
"Don't worry about it sweetie, Paulie and I understand. You weren't ready to come out, and we'll be there to support you when you do."
"Thanks Scott, but that isn't why I called."
"So, what did you want to talk about?"
"Well, let's just say that My life has gotten really complicated. So much so that I need to tell Kitty how I feel about her, which means that I have to tell her that I'm gay."
"What is so hard, just tell her!" Scott says matter of factly.
"Scott! I haven't even told my parents yet, and they still aren't too happy about me dropping out of college."
"Anna, just tell her. I'm sorry that I don't have the magic answer, but that is pretty much all that you can do."
Anna hunches over in her seat. "I know Scott, but that doesn't make it any easier."
James is sitting in his chair at his desk. He sits messaging his temples, still feeling the effects of the day before. He sits with his back to the window contemplating the "Dream" that he had the night before. He writes it off as a drug induced fantasy spawned by Scott planting the idea that Anna may be gay. But, what he can't figure out is why Jean was in the dream. James tries to let it go, but every time he does, the vision of Jean and Anna returns.
James is deep in thought when he hears a noise from outside, something that surprises James since the windows are double paned, and his office is on the fifth floor. James turns around and looks out the window to find a black 4x4 truck with a group of drunken frat boys in the back, tearing through the lot below. The truck pulls up to the front of the building, and the group of inebriated jocks pour out of the back of the truck.
James plops back down into his seat. "Damn it! Piotr must be here for his meeting." James sighs, and reaches over to the intercom.
Anna sits in silence while she contemplates her next move. Scott is about to say something when James buzzes in over the intercom. "Anna, Incoming….."
From down the hall way, voices can be heard chanting. Anna looks up from her desk in time to see fifteen drunken college football players plow into the waiting room.
"Anna? Anna are you there?"
"OH SHIT!!!!!" Anna quickly hangs up the phone.
"BOOM SHAKALAKALAKA! BOOM SHAKALAKALAKA! BOOM SHAKALAKALAKA! BOOM SHAKALAKALAKA!"
"Guys! Guys!" Anna climbs up on her desk. "GUYS!!!!!"
A voice from the group shouts from the crowd of rowdy boys. "Whoooo Yeah, Take it off baby!"
The rest of the fraternity brothers erupt and start cheering Anna. They pick her up off of the desk and begin carrying her around the room.
"Hey! Put me down you stupid Brutes!"
"BOOM SHAKALAKALAKA! BOOM SHAKALAKALAKA! BOOM SHAKALAKALAKA! BOOM SHAKALAKALAKA!"
Suddenly, the chanting abruptly stops, and Anna is placed gently on one of the waiting room seats. The boys file into three rows in front of Anna's desk. The Frat Herald strides into the waiting room, and faces and puzzled Anna. "The immortal fraternity of Theta Chi" (((Pronounced Kai for you non-Greeks)))
"THETA CHI NEVER DIES!!!!!" The Frat boys say in unison.
"Is proud to present our Frat Master…..Big Pete!"
The boys begin chanting loudly. "Big Pete! Big Pete! Big Pete!"
As the boys chant, Piotr walks into the waiting room. He walks over to Anna, and helps her to her feet, before escorting her to her chair at her desk.
"Alright boys, I'm going to go get my new contract, and then we're going to go celebrate!"
The Fraternity erupts into cheers, and begins jumping over each other with excitement. Piotr motions for them to quiet down which they do obediently, before he goes into James's office.
Piotr enters James's office, and walks over to the chair across from him. "Whaddup Man! So, is this season going to be as awesome as the last one!"
"Uhhh Good morning Piotr."
"Nah dude, I told ya, call me Pete."
"Yes….Pete. Well, you'll be happy to know that you're getting a raise."
"Whoooo!!!!!" Piotr jumps up from his seat, and runs to the door. He sticks his head out into the waiting room, and James hears him yell.
Anna sits at her desk as the boys stand motionless in their rows. She is weirded out by the silence in the room, and begins to feel very uncomfortable until the silence of the room is broken by the ring of the telephone on her desk. She reaches over to the phone, not taking her eyes off of the boys who seem unfazed by the ringing. "Hello….."
"Anna! What happened?" Scott says, sounding very concerned.
"It was nothing Scott, Piotr and his frat buddies tore into the room. Everything is under control now."
Anna's head snaps in the direction of James's office door when she hears Piotr yell from the office.
"YEAH DUDES! I GOT A RAISE!!!!!" Piotr says before closing the door to the office.
With that, the Frat Boys erupt into rowdy cheers. Two of them run out of the waiting room, and quickly return rolling in two kegs of beer. "Who wants to do a Keg Stand!!!!!"
The Herald hushes the boys, and offers his hand to Anna. "Ladies first." He says politely.
Anna looks up from her desk in shock. "Errr, Ummm, Well….."
"Frat bi-laws dictate that a freshly tapped keg has to be christened by a girl before we can drink from it." The Herand explains, "If you don't we can't drink."
"I don't know, I'm at work, and come to think of it, I don't think that I would like a bunch or drunken frat boys tearing up the office."
The Herald leans in close. "Help me out, if we don't tap this keg soon, you'll have a bunch of angry beer deprived frat boys tearing up the office."
Anna ponders the chaos that would ensue if she doesn't christen the keg as he asks. In actuality, after the night that she had, she could use a drink. "Alright, why not."
"YEAH!!!!" The Herald proclaims, "Alright boys she going to christen the keg for us."
Anna walks up the keg, and two of the frat boys approach to help her do a hand stand, while a third is holding the hose. "What are you doing?????"
"They are just going to help you do your keg stand." The Herald says plainly.
"No, let me show you boys how you really do a keg stand." That said, Anna turns so that her back is facing the keg. She then does a standing back flip into a hand stand onto the keg. Then, she balances on one hand, and snatches the nozzle from one of the frat boys. She places the nozzle into her mouth, then with her free hand begins pumping the keg with no assistance from any of the boys.
The boys stare dumbfounded as Anna does an unassisted keg stand. They are so amazed by this that none of them notice that Anna's skirt falls around her waist revealing her underwear. They stand in shock as Anna dismounts from the keg. She looks around the silent room, and then the Frat boys erupt into cheers. "ANNA!!!!! ANNA!!!!! ANNA!!!!!"
"That was Awesome!!!!!" The Herald Exclaims, "Okay, now you have to christen the other one."
"What?!?!?!"
James can hear cheering from the waiting room. "Uhhh Yeah, well, if there is nothing that you would like to talk about, if you would just sign here?" James holds up Piotr's contract.
"Yeah dude, you gotta hook me up with that Rogue chick, she's a Hottie." Piotr Leans in close to James, "but I'll bet not as hot as some of the chicks you landed during your Fraternity days….." Piotr says with a wry look.
"Well, that was in the past, I have responsibilities now."
"Come on, Brother J, I heard the stories of your frat days, you're a legend dude!"
"If we could please get back to the matter at hand. Piotr, we've discussed this Rogue matter before. We are pairing your character with Kitty like in the comic. If you would like to see Rogue out side of the show, that would be fine, but we are not going to re-write the entire season just so you can "Hook Up"."
"Dude, come on! Help me out Big Brother J. Fraternity brothers are supposed to help each other. "
"Don't doubt my loyalty to Theta Chi. I will be Theta Chi till the day I die, but this is not what the Immortal Founders had in mind when they wrote the Frat Charter."
"Come on Brother J, you can….."
The Frat Boys storms into the Office carrying a keg of beer, causing Piotr to spring out of his seat to join his brothers. "BEER!!!!! BEER!!!!! BEER!!!!! BEER!!!!! BEER!!!!!"
James leaps from his seat to chase after Piotr. "A-Hey, your contract!" James reaches the door, and freezes in his tracks at the sight of Anna's black lace panties with little red hearts, made visible because she was currently up-side-down doing a keg stand. "A-Anna?!?!?!?"
Anna climbs down from the keg. "Uh, James????? Uh, this isn't what you think….."
Before James has a chance to say anything, Piotr picks up James, and carries over to the keg.
"Come on Ya'll Big Brother J is going to do a keg stand!"
James Struggles out of Piotr's hold, and pushes him away. "No I am Not! Piotr. If you don't have anything to discuss about the show, you and your friends are going to have to leave!" He says as he points to the door.
"Not Cool Man!" Piotr glares at James. "It's obvious that the legendary Party Boy, "Brother J" has turned into a square." Piotr grabs the contract from James, and signs it. "Come on Brothers, let's blow this laymo place."
The Frat Boys file into two lines, and march out of the waiting room.
"BOOM SHAKALAKALAKA! BOOM SHAKALAKALAKA! BOOM SHAKALAKALAKA! BOOM SHAKALAKALAKA!"
As the sound of the Frat Boys fades down the hall, Anna looks sheepishly at James.
"Uhhh, So….. Eric Lehnsherr will be in for his meeting at 10:30."
I hope that I didn't offend anyone who may be in a fraternity. I never joined a fraternity in college, so the extent of my knowledge of fraternities comes from Television and movie stereotypes. And if I did offend someone….Get over it!!!!! It's just a damn story for pete's sake.