(Disclaimer: This song is based off of "Stacy's Mom," written by Fountains of Wayne. I do not own this song, nor do I own the copyrights, or trademarks, or any of that other legal stuff to do with Newsies. I was riding the bus one night, and got bored, and decided to modify the song a hair. So, enjoy the song, (some of the syncopation's weird, but just mess around with it a little. Enjoy!)
"Newsie Boys," Lyrics by Me! (Original Song: "Stacy's Mom," by Fountains of Wayne)
Newsie boys have got it goin' on
Newsie boys have got it goin' on
Newsie boys have got it goin' on
Newsie boys have got it goin' on
Christian Bale, David Moscow, and Trey Parker (Trey Parker)
Max Casella, Gabriel Damon, and Luke Edwards (Luke Edwards)
Marty Belafsky, and Arvie Low Jr. (Low Jr.)
Michael A. Goorjian, and Aaron Lohr (Aaron Lohr)
Now when I see these boys come a'dancin' on the screen
I can't help but to stop and stare, and fight the urge to scream!
Newsie boys have got it goin' on.
Their all I want and I've waited so long.
Modern boys, you see, are just not the type for me.
I wanna jump for joy 'cause I'm in love with Newsie boys!
Newsie boys have got it goin' on
Newsie boys have got it goin' on
Jack 'Cowboy' Kelly, just come hang out with me. (hang out with me)
Racetrack you're still the greatest because you're so funny. (so funny)
To all of you other boys, like Mush, Blink, and Spot, (Mush, Blink, and Spot)
Everybody still loves you 'cause you're nice, fun, and really hot. (really hot)
I'm sorry boys of the 21st century
But if you ain't gotta pape don't expect a look from me
'Cause Newsie boys have got it goin' on!
Their all I want, and I've waited so long.
Modern boys, you see, are just not the type for me.
I wanna jump for joy 'cause, I'm in love with Newsie boys!
Newsie boys have got it goin' on!
Their all I want, and I've waited so long.
Modern boys, you see, are just not the type for me.
I wanna jump for joy 'cause, I'm in love with…
Newsie boys! Ooooh!
I'm in love with Newsie boys! Ooooh!
Modern boys, you see, are just not the type for me.
I wanna jump for joy 'cause, I'm in love with Newsie boys.