"It's sad," said Candy. "This was a lot of fun. The girls and I are gonna miss it!" Twenty prostitutes nodded their heads. A few even cried.
"Mr. Taisho returns the day after tomorrow," said Alenka authoritatively, "so everyone has to be out by midnight tomorrow. After that the house gets cleaned and that'll be it." Miroku sighed.
"I'll miss you ladies so much!" Sango whacked him lightly on the head with a cashbox.
"Any last minute questions?" she asked sourly. The prostitutes all shook their heads. "Good. Get some sleep and we'll see you tomorrow." They filed out as Alenka stacked the cashboxes and handed them to Sesshomaru.
"See you tomorrow, boys," she yawned. The remaining girls followed her out, leaving Miroku and Sesshomaru alone.
"We really did it," sighed Miroku. "Hey, since tomorrow is the last day, d'you mind if I have a little fun?" He winked.
"If you can find someone willing," said Sesshomaru. Miroku punched the air happily.
"Yesss!" he cried. "I've been waiting for three weeks for this! I'm going to bed; tomorrow is gonna be a big day. Night, dude." Miroku walked off towards the guest bedroom that he currently occupied.
"Big day," repeated Sesshomaru. He shut the curtains and turned off the lights in the living room. "Big day."
Morning dawned, and the mansion opened its doors to the queue of horny young men for the last time. Sesshomaru and Miroku made sure everyone knew this was the final day before sending them off; if anyone showed up on Saturday it would be a disaster. Jill showed up around noon.
"Big day," she announced. Sesshomaru winced inwardly. Alenka stepped in to cover his post.
"Have fun," she said with an enormous wink. Jill and Sesshomaru strolled away from the mansion.
"Er, Sesshomaru…" said Jill slowly. "This was really fun. But I sort of have to be honest, because Alenka's been poking me about it forever and…I…um…I've had the biggest crush on you forever and Alenka and Sango have been trying to see if you'll go out with me," she blurted. Jill turned bright red and stared at her feet as they walked.
"So you'd like our lunches to continue?" asked Sesshomaru.
"Well, yeah."
"Good. So would I, perhaps with the addition of some dinners and, if you wish, movies." Jill froze.
"You…you wanna go out with me?"
"Yes."
"With me?" she tried again. Sesshomaru nodded. "You…with…"
"Are you hungry?" Jill blinked confusedly.
"Not really…oh!" She grinned. "Nope!"
Lunch breaks are too short, as are days. Miroku scooted around the Taisho's kitchen looking for something that wasn't meat while wearing a sad expression.
"It's all over in just a few hours."
"Miroku?" The pervert turned to see Brandi, an adorable prostitute with a gigantic chest and blonde pigtails, standing in the doorway.
"Yes, dear?" She giggled.
"The line's getting shorter outside and well…Sesshomaru said you deserved a reward for helpin' him out…"
"Are Alenka and Sango minding the line?" cried Miroku.
"Yeah…"
"Let's go!" He grabbed Brandi's hand and dragged her to the guest room.
Alenka yawned and locked a full cashbox.
"To your left, thanks."
"Sesshomaru and Jill still aren't back," said Sango.
"Just relax; they're probably making out somewhere. That was our goal, wasn't it? Or at least Jill's." Sango shrugged.
"I'm just a little worried. I mean, d'you trust Sesshomaru?" Alenka grinned.
"Not one bit. I trust the fact that he knows we can kill him, and I trust Jill." Sango laughed.
"To your right, sir. Good point; I guess they'll be okay."
"Shit…more cars are coming," said Alenka. "It's getting late; we'll have to start turning people down." Sango frowned.
"That's odd. Aren't those limousines?" Alenka dropped her cashbox.
"Oh fuck. Run, Sango. Now."