"It's great to meet you, sir!" she yelled. Behind Sesshomaru, two more girls giggled.
"I'm Sango, Miroku's girlfriend," said the one with the longest hair. She shook hands with Mr. Taisho once Jill had released him.
"You're brave," he boomed.
"Thank you sir," laughed Sango. Alenka stepped up.
"Hello, sir! I'm Alenka, and I'm nobody's girlfriend. I am, however, everyone's keeper." She shook Mr. Taisho's hand as well.
"It's good to know someone is keeping them in line. All right; I'll get out of your hair. But remember, the bar is locked!"
"Thank you, sir!" the friends yelled together. Once the door had shut behind him all three girls burst into laughter.
"Jill, you are so cute!" cried Alenka. "I knew he'd love you."
"And that wasn't so scary, now was it Miroku?" chastised Sango.
"No, sighed Miroku halfheartedly. "But you see what I mean, don't you?"
"Yeah, I do," grinned Sango.
"What're you guys waiting for!" yelled Alenka. She was up on the karaoke stage.
"YAY!" screamed Sango and Jill as they ran up to join her. Miroku sighed.
"Two of them are no longer single, and still you can't break them apart." Sesshomaru chuckled. "What's funny?"
"You just reminded me of something Jill said."
"LET'S GO!" cried the girls. Miroku and Sesshomaru ran up to the stage.
"Ready?" asked Alenka. Everyone nodded, and the girls grabbed their microphones.
"I AM JANE AND LOVE TO RIDE AN ELEPHANT!" Miroku immediately sailed in on lead vocals.
"My name is Tarzan, I am Jungle man."
"The treetops swing in jungle land!" echoed the girls. The music continued on but the microphones were silent. Alenka stepped discreetly on Sesshomaru's foot.
"…for a swing," said Sesshomaru. Jill's voice rang out with;
"LET'S GO HONEY I'M TINGLING!" Sango and Alenka sent Sesshomaru matching death glares before joining in on the chorus.
"Tarzan is handsome, Tarzan is strong. He's really cute and his hair is long. Tarzan is handsome Tarzan is strong so listen to the jungle song! Oi-oi-oi-oi-oi-oi-yeah!" Miroku danced around energetically but Sesshomaru remained stiff and monotone.
"I am Tarzan from jungle you can be my friend."
"Oi-oi-oi-oi-oi-oi-yeah!" yelled the girls.
"I am Jane and I love to ride an elephant!" cried Sango.
"When you touch me I feel funky!" Miroku reached over towards Sango and ended up flying off the stage.
"I feel it too when you're touching me!" she sang angrily. Alenka and Jill sniggered in the background.
"Come to my tree house to my party," said Sesshomaru. There was a hint of laughter in his voice. Miroku shot him a harassed look and climbed back onstage.
"Yes I'll go if you carry me!" yelled Jill before jumping on Sesshomaru's back. He struggled in surprise and hoisted her onto his shoulders. Alenka and Sango had collapsed into a fit of giggles so Jill carried the chorus.
"Tarzan is handsome, full of surprise. He's really cute and his hair is nice!" She petted Sesshomaru's head as the girls picked themselves up and joined in.
"Tarzan is handsome, Tarzan is strong so listen to the jungle song." The song broke into a kind of dance break, and Jill ordered Sesshomaru around the stage.
"Whee!"
"Go cheetah, get banana, hey monkey, get funky!" yelled Miroku. He repeated the phrase and the dance break ended.
"When I am dancing I feel funky," sang Miroku; now lost in the song.
"Sesshomaru, are you okay?" asked Jill as she slid off his shoulders. He was panting.
"Why do you keep ignoring me?" yelled Alenka and Sango. Jill ditched Sesshomaru for her friends.
"Come over here and kiss me baby!" Miroku winked at Sango, but this time it was Alenka who pushed him offstage.
"Would'ja could'ja kiss me tenderly?" sang Sango as she smirked.
"Tarzan is handsome, Tarzan is strong. He's really cute and his hair is long. Tarzan is handsome, Tarzan is strong so listen to the jungle sooooong!" Another dance break burst in, and the girls boogied around the stage while the boys analyzed their injuries. At the end everyone stepped up to the mike.
"And so they got funky. But will Tarzan have Jane? STAY TUNED!"
Happy Anniversary and Birthday, Jilly!